\u00c9g las einhvern t\u00edmann grein um hvernig fer fyrir n\u00fdjum handritsh\u00f6funum \u00ed Hollywood. \u00deeir koma \u00feanga\u00f0 me\u00f0 handriti\u00f0 sem \u00feeir hafa lagt allt sitt \u00ed me\u00f0 vonir um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i ger\u00f0 kvikmynd \u00far \u00fev\u00ed. \u00dea\u00f0 sem gerist er a\u00f0 handriti\u00f0 gengur \u00e1 milli manna, ef h\u00f6fundurinn er heppinn, og \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 hringir einhver \u00ed hann og spyr hvort hann vilji skrifa \u00feri\u00f0ju myndina \u00ed einhverri soralega lei\u00f0inlegri ser\u00edu. Draumahandriti\u00f0 er aldrei framleitt.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er v\u00edst \u00e1kaflega erfitt fyrir n\u00fdja h\u00f6funda a\u00f0 f\u00e1 b\u00f3k \u00fatgefna \u00e1 \u00cdslandi. Lukkulega hafa rafb\u00e6kur \u00feann m\u00f6guleika a\u00f0 steypa \u00fatg\u00e1fuheiminum \u00e1 hvolf. N\u00fdir h\u00f6fundar \u00feurfa ekki einu sinni a\u00f0 leggja \u00ed prentkostna\u00f0 til a\u00f0 koma verkum s\u00ednum \u00ed umfer\u00f0 (lei\u00f0beiningar um rafb\u00f3kager\u00f0 m\u00e1 finna \u00e1 Rafb\u00f3kavefnum<\/a><\/em>). \u00dea\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 gefa \u00fat rafb\u00f3k, hafa hana \u00f3d\u00fdra e\u00f0a jafnvel \u00f3keypis og sj\u00e1 hvort h\u00fan komist \u00e1 flug. F\u00f3lk er \u00feegar fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera \u00feetta (t.d. \u00e1 Emmu<\/a>) en mig grunar a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti jafnvel or\u00f0i\u00f0 fl\u00f3\u00f0bylgja br\u00e1\u00f0um.<\/p>\n M\u00e9r finnst a\u00f0 \u00ed dag s\u00e9 fullkominn t\u00edmi fyrir einhvers konar h\u00f6fundasaml\u00f6g \u00fear sem ungir h\u00f6fundar hj\u00e1lpast a\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gagnr\u00fdna \u00ed verk hvers annars, s\u00ed\u00f0an pr\u00f3farkarlesa og koma \u00fat. \u00c9g veit ekki hvort \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 kalla \u00fatg\u00e1funa R\u00fanat\u00fdr<\/a> sl\u00edkt samlag en allavega s\u00fdnist m\u00e9r \u00feetta drifi\u00f0 \u00e1fram af f\u00f3lki me\u00f0 h\u00f6fundametna\u00f0. \u00deeirra stefna vir\u00f0ist vera a\u00f0 virka \u00fev\u00ed \u00fear er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 selja t\u00f6luvert af b\u00f3kum (\u00ed gegnum Skinnu<\/a>).<\/p>\n Kannski a\u00f0 gagnr\u00fdnendur (s\u00e9rstaklega \u00e1 netinu) \u00e6ttu n\u00fana a\u00f0 vera duglegri a\u00f0 kalla eftir b\u00f3kum fr\u00e1 \u00feessum ungu h\u00f6fundum sem er farnir a\u00f0 gefa \u00fat. Eru annars einhverjir a\u00f0 gagnr\u00fdna \u00feessar b\u00e6kur sem eru bara a\u00f0 koma \u00fat \u00e1 rafb\u00f3k fr\u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00f3\u00fatgefnum h\u00f6fundum? \u00c6ttu druslur<\/a> og subbukallar<\/a> ekki a\u00f0 taka \u00feennan slag (bi\u00f0st fyrirfram afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kalla gagnr\u00fdnendur druslur og subbukalla)? Kalli\u00f0 eftir a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00feessar rafb\u00e6kur og leiti\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r jafnvel uppi. Hj\u00e1lpi\u00f0 v\u00e6ntanlegum lesendum a\u00f0 finna gulli\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessum n\u00fdja \u00fatg\u00e1fuheimi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c9g las einhvern t\u00edmann grein um hvernig fer fyrir n\u00fdjum handritsh\u00f6funum \u00ed Hollywood. \u00deeir koma \u00feanga\u00f0 me\u00f0 handriti\u00f0 sem \u00feeir hafa lagt allt sitt \u00ed me\u00f0 vonir um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i ger\u00f0 kvikmynd \u00far \u00fev\u00ed. \u00dea\u00f0 sem gerist er a\u00f0 handriti\u00f0 gengur \u00e1 milli manna, ef h\u00f6fundurinn er heppinn, og \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 hringir einhver \u00ed … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: N\u00fdir h\u00f6fundar, rafb\u00e6kurnar og gagnr\u00fdnendurnir<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77,91],"tags":[1135],"class_list":["post-8104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-77","category-rafbaekur","tag-gagnr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23457,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8104\/revisions\/23457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}