{"id":836,"date":"2004-02-14T10:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-14T10:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/02\/14\/oli-gneisti-og-domsdagsklukkan\/"},"modified":"2020-04-10T14:55:32","modified_gmt":"2020-04-10T14:55:32","slug":"oli-gneisti-og-domsdagsklukkan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/02\/14\/oli-gneisti-og-domsdagsklukkan\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00d3li Gneisti og D\u00f3msdagsklukkan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pr\u00f3f \u00ed morgun, ekki fj\u00f6r.  \u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 of veikur \u00ed vikunni til a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra nokkurn skapa\u00f0an hlut og \u00fear a\u00f0 auki svaf \u00e9g n\u00e6r ekkert \u00ed n\u00f3tt.  Til a\u00f0 gera allt sem verst \u00fe\u00e1 var helv\u00edtis pr\u00f3fi\u00f0 \u00ed hj\u00fakrunarfr\u00e6\u00f0ih\u00fasinu Eirbergi. Eirberg er n\u00e6sta h\u00fas vi\u00f0 ge\u00f0deild Landssp\u00edtalans til a\u00f0 gera allt au\u00f0veldara ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i fari\u00f0 yfirum \u00e1 pr\u00f3finu.  Fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt.  Pr\u00f3f klukkan 9:00 \u00e1 laugardagsmorgni.  \u00c9g f\u00f3r n\u00e1tt\u00farulega miklu fyrr af sta\u00f0 til a\u00f0 hafa t\u00edma til a\u00f0 villast, einsog alltaf \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur gefur s\u00e9r t\u00edma til a\u00f0 villast \u00fe\u00e1 finnur ma\u00f0ur allt um lei\u00f0 (nema a\u00f0 \u00e9g lag\u00f0i eins langt fr\u00e1 og m\u00f6gulegt var).\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g fer inn \u00ed h\u00fasi\u00f0 og \u00fear er \u00feessi st\u00f3ra klukka \u00e1 veggnum, \u00feessi d\u00f3msdagsklukka.  \u00deetta var svona klukka sem telur m\u00edn\u00faturnar me\u00f0 dynk, smellur harkalega \u00ed tannhj\u00f3lum.  Uppl\u00edfgandi.  \u00c9g fer af sta\u00f0 og finn stofu me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed n\u00famerinu 201 sem m\u00e9r var sent \u00ed t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st.  \u00deessi stofa er ekki uppl\u00edfgandi \u00fear sem h\u00fan er p\u00ednul\u00edtil og merkt Curator.  \u00c9g s\u00e1 fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fearna v\u00e6ru geymdar leyfar \u00feeirra sj\u00faklinga sem hj\u00fakrunarfr\u00e6\u00f0inemar sl\u00e1tra \u00e1 ferli s\u00ednum.  \u00dea\u00f0 var nokku\u00f0 lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa g\u00e6tir ekki sl\u00e1tra\u00f0 r\u00famlega tuttugu l\u00f6mbum \u00fearna inni \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1lykta\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 \u00f6nnur stofa.\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g r\u00e1fa\u00f0i augnablik um og fann stofu sem var merkt <b>C<\/b>-201 og var \u00f6llu bjartari, \u00fear var l\u00edka f\u00f3lk \u00e1 ferli.  Til a\u00f0 gle\u00f0ja mig \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00f6nnur d\u00f3msdagsklukka \u00fearna, kannski ekki alveg ekta d\u00f3msdags heldur meira svona armbands\u00far gu\u00f0s, m\u00edn\u00faturnar eru taldar me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfstraustsdrepandi dynkum.\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00deegar \u00e9g var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0a a\u00f0 fleygja m\u00e9r \u00fatum glugga \u00fe\u00e1 kom <a href=\"http:\/\/wayback.vefsafn.is\/wayback\/20050303100542\/http:\/\/kaninka.net\/pallih\/\">Palli<\/a> og lyfti anda m\u00ednum \u00e1 \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 h\u00e6rra stig me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann myndi l\u00edka drepast \u00ed \u00feessu pr\u00f3fi.\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00deegar klukkan var r\u00famlega 9:00 var okkur hleypt inn, \u00e9g valdi s\u00e6ti sem n\u00e6st hur\u00f0inni til \u00feess a\u00f0 geta fl\u00fai\u00f0 e\u00f0a allavega komi\u00f0 m\u00e9r hlj\u00f3\u00f0lega \u00fat.  Til a\u00f0 byrja me\u00f0 f\u00e9kk \u00e9g tv\u00f6 pr\u00f3f en ekkert form\u00falubla\u00f0 sem ger\u00f0i mig afar hressan.  Pr\u00f3fi\u00f0 var ekkert \u00feungt en til a\u00f0 vega upp \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00e9g afar l\u00e9legur.  \u00c9g er nokku\u00f0 viss um a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00feessu svo lengi sem einhver sem hefur ekkert vit \u00e1 a\u00f0fer\u00f0afr\u00e6\u00f0i fer yfir \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g held a\u00f0 bulli\u00f0 mitt hafi veri\u00f0 sannf\u00e6randi.  Reikningsd\u00e6min \u00fearna \u00e1tti einmitt a\u00f0 reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0fer\u00f0unum sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i l\u00e6rt, e\u00f0a allavega nota\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0fer\u00f0irnar sem \u00e9g kunni \u00e1 \u00feau og f\u00e9kk sannf\u00e6randi \u00fatkomu.\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g var flj\u00f3tur me\u00f0 pr\u00f3fi\u00f0 og \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00far stofunni vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina var byrja\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara leit \u00e9g til kennarans og benti \u00fat, \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 kinka kolli e\u00f0a hrista h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 dingla\u00f0i h\u00fan h\u00f6f\u00f0inu \u00ed hringi.  \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 skila pr\u00f3finu.  Kennarinn neita\u00f0i m\u00e9r um a\u00f0 skila pr\u00f3finu og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 vera klukkut\u00edma, klukkan \u00e1 veggnum (ekki d\u00f3msdagst\u00fdpan reyndar) var \u00fe\u00e1 fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00ed.  \u00c9g benti henni \u00e1 a\u00f0 nemendur \u00ed hinni stofunni v\u00e6ru byrja\u00f0ir a\u00f0 fara en h\u00fan svara\u00f0i a\u00f0 reglur v\u00e6ru reglur (allavega fyrir mig).  \u00c9g settist aftur ni\u00f0ur og r\u00famlega einni m\u00edn\u00fatu seinna byrjar kennarinn a\u00f0 benda eitthva\u00f0, \u00e9g fatta ekkert hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1tti a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a enda hefur \u00feessi kennari einhverja l\u00edkamstj\u00e1ningu sem er \u00f3kunn \u00ed \u00edslensku samf\u00e9lagi.  \u00c9g giska a\u00f0 lokum a\u00f0 \u00e9g megi skila og \u00fe\u00e1 hv\u00edslar h\u00fan a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 klukkan \u00e1 veggnum s\u00e9 vitlaus.  \u00c9g dreg m\u00ednar eigin \u00e1lyktanir um hva\u00f0 s\u00e9 vitlaust.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pr\u00f3f \u00ed morgun, ekki fj\u00f6r. \u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 of veikur \u00ed vikunni til a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra nokkurn skapa\u00f0an hlut og \u00fear a\u00f0 auki svaf \u00e9g n\u00e6r ekkert \u00ed n\u00f3tt. Til a\u00f0 gera allt sem verst \u00fe\u00e1 var helv\u00edtis pr\u00f3fi\u00f0 \u00ed hj\u00fakrunarfr\u00e6\u00f0ih\u00fasinu Eirbergi. Eirberg er n\u00e6sta h\u00fas vi\u00f0 ge\u00f0deild Landssp\u00edtalans til a\u00f0 gera allt au\u00f0veldara ef \u00e9g &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/02\/14\/oli-gneisti-og-domsdagsklukkan\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00d3li Gneisti og D\u00f3msdagsklukkan<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-skoli"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18517,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions\/18517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}