\u00c9g hef ekki fari\u00f0 yfir laugardaginn, \u00fea\u00f0 fresta\u00f0ist vegna bilana.\n<\/p>\n
Eftir a\u00f0 hafa fari\u00f0 \u00e1 b\u00f3kamarka\u00f0inn \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3r \u00e9g me\u00f0 fleirum \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas, \u00fear f\u00e9kk \u00e9g uppl\u00fdsingar sem ur\u00f0u til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g er eiginlega endanlega h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00e1 hinn s\u00f6gulega Jes\u00fa (\u00fear a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 Jes\u00fa hafi vi\u00f0 til sem ma\u00f0ur), einnig fauk s\u00fa litla tr\u00fa sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i \u00e1 heimildargildi N\u00fdja Testamentisins. A\u00f0 \u00edmynda s\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti sagt \u00feessum manni eitthva\u00f0 um m\u00e1li\u00f0, hann er svo vel lesinn a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er engu l\u00edkt.\n<\/p>\n
Eftir \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00e1 fer\u00f0 me\u00f0 Hafd\u00edsi<\/a>, Mumma og S\u00f3leyju \u00e1 b\u00f3kmarka\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g kenndi henni n\u00f6fn me\u00f0lima Queen \u00e1 me\u00f0an h\u00fan benti \u00e1 andlit \u00feeirra \u00e1 bolnum m\u00ednum, reyndar n\u00e1\u00f0i h\u00fan aldrei a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 Brian af \u00fev\u00ed hann er efstur.\n<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum s\u00ed\u00f0an til Helga br\u00f3\u00f0ur hans Mumma, p\u00f6ntu\u00f0um pizzu (sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i eiginlega a\u00f0 borga fyrir \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00feau mega rukka mig), horf\u00f0um \u00e1 Popppunkt og spj\u00f6llu\u00f0um. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum \u00fearna var Helgi \u00fatata\u00f0ur \u00ed hveiti, \u00fear \u00e1 me\u00f0al var hveiti \u00e1 hnakkanum. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a Eldsmi\u00f0jupizzurnar var\u00f0 Helgi s\u00f3tsvartur \u00e1 fingrunum \u00e1 me\u00f0an vi\u00f0 hin fengum \u00f6rlitla s\u00f3tbletti. Helgi f\u00f3r n\u00e6st a\u00f0 tala um s\u00f3lb\u00f6\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann \u00f3tta\u00f0ist a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a Tjokk\u00f3, vi\u00f0 hl\u00f3gum svolti\u00f0 miki\u00f0 af \u00feessum Tjokk\u00f3hugmyndum.\n<\/p>\n Fyrst var Laddi tekinn fyrir einsog hann haf\u00f0i v\u00edst veri\u00f0 tekinn fyrir daginn \u00e1\u00f0ur, greyji\u00f0 Helgi var einn a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 verja manninn. N\u00e6st r\u00e6ddum vi\u00f0 um herna\u00f0arhyggju Bandar\u00edkjamanna og hvers vegna Bandar\u00edkjamenn hef\u00f0u ekki vita\u00f0 af fyrirhug\u00f0ri \u00e1r\u00e1s \u00e1 Pearl Harbour (og m\u00f6guleikann \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir hef\u00f0u vita\u00f0 af henni). Herna\u00f0arhugmyndir Bj\u00f6rns Bjarnasonar voru teknar fyrir, ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an var\u00f0 vissulega s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r v\u00e6ru klikka\u00f0ar. A\u00f0 lokum t\u00f3kum vi\u00f0 Mummi okkur til vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fr\u00e6\u00f0a Helga um hinn s\u00f6gulega Jes\u00fa og allar \u00fe\u00e6r falsanir sem vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um heyrt um fyrr um daginn.\n<\/p>\n \u00c9g enda\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0an kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fara heim og skutla s\u00ed\u00f0an Evu ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6 og Hildi heim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c9g hef ekki fari\u00f0 yfir laugardaginn, \u00fea\u00f0 fresta\u00f0ist vegna bilana. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa fari\u00f0 \u00e1 b\u00f3kamarka\u00f0inn \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3r \u00e9g me\u00f0 fleirum \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas, \u00fear f\u00e9kk \u00e9g uppl\u00fdsingar sem ur\u00f0u til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g er eiginlega endanlega h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00e1 hinn s\u00f6gulega Jes\u00fa (\u00fear a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 Jes\u00fa hafi vi\u00f0 til sem ma\u00f0ur), einnig fauk … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Yfirfer\u00f0 laugardagsins<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}