Sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0i er s\u00e9rkennileg v\u00ed\u00adsindagrein. H\u00fan gerir har\u00f0ar kr\u00f6fur til \u00feeirra sem hafa l\u00e6rt hana og kalla sig sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0inga. Hins vegar getur hver sem er skrifa\u00f0 um s\u00f6guleg m\u00e1lefni \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 kunna nokkurn skapa\u00f0an hlut \u00ed\u00ad sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0ilegum vinnubr\u00f6g\u00f0um. \u00deessir s\u00f6gu\u00e1hugamenn geta \u00ferugla\u00f0 og delera\u00f0 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a minni menn \u00ed\u00ad augum umheimsins.<\/p>\n
\u00deessu er talsvert \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00ed\u00adsi fari\u00f0 me\u00f0 n\u00e6r allar a\u00f0rar v\u00ed\u00adsindagreinar.<\/p>\n
Hugsum okkur a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi skrifa grein \u00ed\u00ad Moggann um t.d. jar\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0i og varpa \u00fear fram st\u00f3rkarlalegum kenningum. Ef bla\u00f0i\u00f0 f\u00e6ri a\u00f0 spyrja mig \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad \u00feekkingu m\u00ed\u00adna \u00e1 jar\u00f0v\u00ed\u00adsindum, myndi \u00e9g sl\u00e1 fram n\u00f6fnum \u00e1 3-4 b\u00f3kum sem \u00e9g hef\u00f0i lesi\u00f0 um efni\u00f0 og jafnvel l\u00e1ta flakka me\u00f0 tengla \u00e1 nokkrar \u00fatlenskar bloggs\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur. – Hversu alvarlega yr\u00f0i sl\u00ed\u00adkt teki\u00f0?<\/p>\n
\u00deegar kemur a\u00f0 greinum um sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0ileg efni vir\u00f0ist kunn\u00e1ttuleysi \u00ed\u00ad faginu hins vegar vera kostur. \u00c1 skj\u00f3li \u00feess er nefnilega h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 leyfa s\u00e9r a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 fram f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegum fullyr\u00f0ingum – bara af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r eru t\u00f6ff \u00e1 prenti e\u00f0a vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r \u00fej\u00f3na r\u00f6ksemdaf\u00e6rslunni betur en veruleikinn<\/p>\n
T\u00f6kum sem d\u00e6mi DV-pistil Egils Helgasonar \u00ed\u00ad dag. \u00dear m\u00e1 finna margar magna\u00f0ar sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingar sem l\u00e1ta hvern \u00feann sem hefur eitthva\u00f0 kynnt s\u00e9r s\u00f6gu 20. aldar taka andk\u00f6f. Upp\u00e1haldi\u00f0 mitt er samt \u00feessi:<\/p>\n
„Hins vegar er \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 s\u00fdna meiri r\u00e6ktarsemi \u00f6\u00f0rum f\u00f3rnarl\u00f6mbum sov\u00e9tkomm\u00fanismans fr\u00e1 1917. \u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3k bols\u00e9v\u00ed\u00adka ekki nema svona vikut\u00ed\u00adma a\u00f0 myr\u00f0a jafnmarga og keisarastj\u00f3rnin haf\u00f0i l\u00e1ti\u00f0 drepa \u00e1 m\u00f6rg hundru\u00f0 \u00e1rum.“<\/p>\n
J\u00e1 – \u00fea\u00f0 er bara svona!<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3k bols\u00e9v\u00ed\u00adka ekki nema svona vikut\u00ed\u00adma a\u00f0 myr\u00f0a jafnmarga og keisarastj\u00f3rnin haf\u00f0i l\u00e1ti\u00f0 drepa \u00e1 m\u00f6rg hundru\u00f0 \u00e1rum…<\/p>\n
B\u00ed\u00adddu – lesum \u00feetta einu sinni enn: \u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3k bols\u00e9v\u00ed\u00adka ekki nema svona vikut\u00ed\u00adma a\u00f0 myr\u00f0a jafnmarga og keisarastj\u00f3rnin haf\u00f0i l\u00e1ti\u00f0 drepa \u00e1 m\u00f6rg hundru\u00f0 \u00e1rum.<\/p>\n
Nei, \u00feetta hlj\u00f3mar ekkert minna h\u00e1lfvitalega vi\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0ja lestur.<\/p>\n
Ef Egill Helgason v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 skrifa um jar\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0i og myndi sl\u00e1 fram fullyr\u00f0ingum eins og: „\u00dea\u00f0 merkilega vi\u00f0 \u00d6skjugos er a\u00f0 \u00feau byrja alltaf \u00e1 fimmtud\u00f6gum!“ – \u00de\u00e1 v\u00e6ri hann stimpla\u00f0ur kj\u00e1ni.<\/p>\n
Ef hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 skrifa um m\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0i og slengdi fram sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingunni: „\u00de\u00fdska er merkilegt tungum\u00e1l. \u00c1 henni eru fleiri nafnor\u00f0 en \u00ed\u00ad \u00f6llum \u00f6\u00f0rum evr\u00f3pskum tungum\u00e1lum samanlagt!“ – \u00de\u00e1 myndu flestir hrista kollinn \u00ed\u00ad vorkunsemi.<\/p>\n
Ef hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 skrifa um f\u00f3tbolta og skrifa\u00f0i: „Ei\u00f0ur Sm\u00e1ri er svo snjall f\u00f3tboltama\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hann er betri en Maradona og P\u00e9le samanlagt!“ – \u00de\u00e1 yr\u00f0i hann l\u00ed\u00adklega r\u00e1\u00f0inn \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad\u00fer\u00f3ttirnar…<\/p>\n
En af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 hann er a\u00f0 skrifa um sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0i, \u00fe\u00e1 er bara flott a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 fram svona auglj\u00f3sum deleringum.<\/p>\n
– Kannski \u00e6tti ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 taka \u00feennan st\u00ed\u00adl upp \u00ed\u00ad p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adskum skrifum? H\u00e9r eru nokkrir frasar sem \u00e9g g\u00e6ti nota\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 nota alv\u00f6ru r\u00f6k fyrir m\u00e1li m\u00ed\u00adnu:<\/p>\n
* Bush Bandar\u00ed\u00adkjaforseti er mesti mor\u00f0ingi samt\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arinnar. Bara \u00ed\u00ad Texas eru fleiri teknir af l\u00ed\u00adfi \u00e1 \u00e1ri hverju en d\u00f3u 11. september. (Vissulega \u00f3satt – en hey, hver er a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad?)<\/p>\n
* Bi\u00f0listarnir \u00ed\u00ad heilbrig\u00f0iskerfinu \u00e1 \u00cdslandi drepa fleiri \u00e1 einum m\u00e1nu\u00f0i en allir \u00feeir \u00ed\u00adslensku sj\u00f3menn sem f\u00f3rust \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ari heimsstyrj\u00f6ldinni. (Mj\u00f6g dramat\u00ed\u00adskt – \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tir fyllilega a\u00f0 sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingin er t\u00f3m steypa.)<\/p>\n
* Str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0srekstur Tony Blair \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u008drak hefur kosta\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adf fleirra f\u00f3lks en allar fars\u00f3ttir 20. aldar samanlagt. (Auglj\u00f3s lygi – en m\u00e1lsta\u00f0urinn er g\u00f3\u00f0ur. Auk \u00feess sem Tony Blair er illmenni og \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad bara skili\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera haf\u00f0ur fyrir rangri s\u00f6k.)<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g skil ekki – er hvers vegna menn sem telja sig hafa g\u00f3\u00f0an m\u00e1lsta\u00f0 a\u00f0 verja, s\u00fdni \u00feessum sama m\u00e1lsta\u00f0 ekki einu sinni \u00fe\u00e1 vir\u00f0ingu a\u00f0 r\u00f6ksty\u00f0ja hann me\u00f0 sannindum?<\/p>\n
Annars \u00e1 \u00e9g b\u00e1gt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 skilja pistla Egils Helgasonar \u00feessa dagana. Hann skrifar \u00ed\u00adtreka\u00f0 um nau\u00f0syn \u00feess a\u00f0 gert s\u00e9 upp vi\u00f0 syndir Sov\u00e9tr\u00ed\u00adkjanna – en birti svo pistil um a\u00f0 Danir \u00e6ttu alls ekki a\u00f0 \u00f3maka sig vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 bi\u00f0jast afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 a\u00f0 hafa hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0 til vi\u00f0 helf\u00f6r nasista. \u00c9g \u00e1 b\u00e1gt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 skilja \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru v\u00ed\u00adsi en a\u00f0 gl\u00e6pir komm\u00fanista s\u00e9u verri en nasista og a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arnefndu hafi m\u00e1tt \u00feola n\u00f3g. En hva\u00f0 veit \u00e9g?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0i er s\u00e9rkennileg v\u00ed\u00adsindagrein. H\u00fan gerir har\u00f0ar kr\u00f6fur til \u00feeirra sem hafa l\u00e6rt hana og kalla sig sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0inga. Hins vegar getur hver sem er skrifa\u00f0 um s\u00f6guleg m\u00e1lefni \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 kunna nokkurn skapa\u00f0an hlut \u00ed\u00ad sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0ilegum vinnubr\u00f6g\u00f0um. \u00deessir s\u00f6gu\u00e1hugamenn geta \u00ferugla\u00f0 og delera\u00f0 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a minni menn \u00ed\u00ad augum umheimsins. \u00deessu er … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Um sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0i<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}