Hann \u00e1 afm\u00e6l\u00c2\u00b4\u00ed\u00ad dag! Hann \u00e1 afm\u00e6l\u00c2\u00b4\u00ed\u00ad dag…<\/b><\/p>\n
…hann \u00e1 afm\u00e6li greinaflokkurinn Lagnafr\u00e9ttir<\/i> \u00ed\u00ad Mogganum, hann er 10 \u00e1ra \u00ed\u00ad dag!<\/p>\n
Einhver vanmetnustu skrif \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00adslenskum dagbl\u00f6\u00f0um eru greinar Sigur\u00f0ar Gr\u00e9tars Gu\u00f0mundssonar p\u00ed\u00adpulagningarmeistara \u00ed\u00ad Fasteignabla\u00f0i Morgunbla\u00f0sins. Ma\u00f0urinn fer einfaldlega \u00e1 kostum viku eftir viku og setur lagnam\u00e1l \u00ed\u00ad svo einfalt og skemmtilegt samhengi a\u00f0 unun er a\u00f0 lesa.<\/p>\n
Sigur\u00f0ur Gr\u00e9tar er \u00fe\u00f3 me\u00f0vita\u00f0ur um a\u00f0 hann \u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00f3vini – s\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0ingamaf\u00ed\u00aduna sem vill ekki fr\u00e6\u00f0a almenning heldur hefst vi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad f\u00ed\u00adlabeinsturni lagnafr\u00e6\u00f0anna. M\u00e1 \u00fear nefna lagnamaf\u00ed\u00aduna sem er \u00e1 m\u00f3ti plastr\u00f6rum af einhverjum \u00f3ksiljanlegum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um, l\u00ed\u00adkt og Sigur\u00f0ur hefur \u00ed\u00adtreka\u00f0 bent \u00e1. En gr\u00ed\u00adpum ni\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad afm\u00e6lispistil dagsins:<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er hreint me\u00f0 \u00f3l\u00ed\u00adkindum a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eru li\u00f0in 10 \u00e1r s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an fyrstu „Lagnafr\u00e9ttir“ birtust \u00ed\u00ad Fasteignabla\u00f0i Morgunbla\u00f0sins.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e1 var \u00e6tlunin a\u00f0 skrifa fimm pistla en af einhverjum \u00f3skiljanlegum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um eru \u00feeir enn a\u00f0 birtast, l\u00ed\u00adklega \u00f3skiljanlegast fyrir \u00feann sem \u00fe\u00e1 skrifar.<\/p>\n
Til hverra er skrifa\u00f0?<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 ur\u00f0u margir hvumsa \u00feegar fyrsti pistillinn birtist, einkum t\u00e6knimennta\u00f0ir menn \u00ed\u00ad lagnam\u00e1lum sem vissu um \u00fe\u00e6r fyrir\u00e6tlanir, a\u00f0 skrifa sl\u00ed\u00adka pistla, og bjuggust vi\u00f0 h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0lega l\u00e6r\u00f0um pistli \u00e1 t\u00e6knim\u00e1li sem f\u00e1ir botnu\u00f0u \u00ed\u00ad, sl\u00ed\u00adkur st\u00ed\u00adll hefur l\u00f6ngum veri\u00f0 talinn bera vott um mikla \u00feekkingu sem v\u00e6ri ekki allra.<\/p>\n
Fyrsti pistillinn var l\u00ed\u00adka t\u00e6knimenntu\u00f0um m\u00f6nnum \u00f3skiljanlegur. Hva\u00f0 \u00e1 ma\u00f0urinn vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 fyrirs\u00f6gninni „Hr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arve\u00f0ur fyrir Fjalla-Eyvind“?<\/p>\n
A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u hef\u00f0u f\u00e1ir menn frekar en Eyvindur blessa\u00f0ur haft \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir g\u00f3\u00f0ar lagnir, hitaveitu og sturtu, \u00fear sem hann h\u00ed\u00adr\u00f0ist \u00ed\u00ad sv\u00f6rtu skammdegi og blindbyl uppi \u00e1 regin\u00f6r\u00e6fum og meira a\u00f0 segja kvenmannslaus me\u00f0 k\u00f6flum. <\/p>\n
En s\u00e1 rammi sau\u00f0a\u00fej\u00f3fur f\u00f3r samt ekki me\u00f0 \u00f6llu \u00e1 mis vi\u00f0 g\u00e6\u00f0i sem heit b\u00f6\u00f0, hann hefur \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega kunna\u00f0 a\u00f0 notf\u00e6ra s\u00e9r „heita pottaldquo \u00e1 Hverav\u00f6llum og v\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar sem sl\u00ed\u00adkan muna\u00f0 var a\u00f0 finna uppi \u00e1 \u00f6r\u00e6fum \u00cdslands, jafnvel naga\u00f0 lambaskanka, \u00fej\u00f3fstolinn a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u, sem hann hefur so\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00f6\u00f0rum heitari potti.<\/p>\n
Er Fjalla-Eyvindur einn af frumkv\u00f6\u00f0lum \u00cdslands \u00ed\u00ad n\u00fdtingu heita jar\u00f0vatnsins?<\/p>\n
En \u00feessi fyrsti pistill var svol\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 „nast\u00ed\u00ad“ eins og fleiri hafa reyndar veri\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar meir, \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 j\u00e1ta. \u00dea\u00f0 sem \u00e1tt var vi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad fyrirs\u00f6gninni var a\u00f0 m\u00f6rg loftr\u00e6sikerfi h\u00e9rlendis v\u00e6ru kj\u00f6rin sem leikhlj\u00f3\u00f0 vi\u00f0 uppsetningu \u00e1 hinu fr\u00e6ga leikriti J\u00f3hanns Sigurj\u00f3nssonar um \u00fatlagann, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar hann og Halla h\u00ed\u00adrast \u00ed\u00ad k\u00f6ldum kofanum \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0asta \u00fe\u00e6tti, n\u00e6r hungurmor\u00f0a og hr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0in gnau\u00f0ar \u00fati me\u00f0 hinum \u00e1m\u00e1tlegustu hlj\u00f3\u00f0um.<\/i><\/p>\n
Um g\u00f3\u00f0an mann var einhverju sinni sagt: „m\u00f6rgum kom hann til manns, en \u00f6llum til einhvers \u00feroska“. \u00deau or\u00f0 koma upp \u00ed\u00ad hugann vi\u00f0 lestur pistils dagsins \u00fear sem segir: Ekki \u00e6tlar s\u00e1 er h\u00e9r situr s\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 dul a\u00f0 meta hvort \u00feessir pistlar eru einhvers vir\u00f0i e\u00f0a ekki. Hinsvegar hafa \u00feeir vonandi komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 einhverju gagni \u00e1 \u00feann h\u00e1tt a\u00f0 h\u00faseigendur geri s\u00e9r betri grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 lagnir eru ekki eil\u00ed\u00adfar, n\u00e9 verk \u00feeirra lagnamanna sem kerfin l\u00f6g\u00f0u. <\/i><\/p>\n
Jamm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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