{"id":1134,"date":"2005-10-05T10:30:23","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T10:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2005\/10\/05\/simaskrain-er-meingollu%c3%b0\/"},"modified":"2005-10-05T10:30:23","modified_gmt":"2005-10-05T10:30:23","slug":"simaskrain-er-meingollu%c3%b0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2005\/10\/05\/simaskrain-er-meingollu%c3%b0\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u00edmaskr\u00e1in er meing\u00f6llu\u00f0!"},"content":{"rendered":"

„Minjasafn, Stef\u00e1n“<\/em> – \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0 svara \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00admann \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni (og stundum l\u00ed\u00adka heima hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r ef \u00e9g er \u00fereyttur e\u00f0a utan vi\u00f0 mig). Fimm til sex sinnum \u00e1 dag f\u00e6 \u00e9g vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0in „Haaa…. Minjasafn… \u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed\u00ad Orkuveituna \u00fat af (reikningi\/rafmagnsleysi\/framkv\u00e6mdum \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f6tunni\/spyrjast fyrir um lj\u00f3slei\u00f0ara o.s.frv)“<\/em>.<\/p>\n

\u00ed\u0081st\u00e6\u00f0an er einf\u00f6ld. \u00c1 prent\u00fatg\u00e1fu S\u00ed\u00admaskr\u00e1rinnar er flott og f\u00ed\u00adn augl\u00fdsing \u00fear sem h\u00e6glega m\u00e1 sj\u00e1 hver eru a\u00f0al- og hver eru aukan\u00famer Orkuveitunnar. \u00dear m\u00e1 sj\u00e1 a\u00f0 Skiptibor\u00f0 OR er me\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00adman\u00fameri\u00f0 516-6000 og bilana\u00fej\u00f3nustan er 516-6200 \u00e9f \u00e9g man r\u00e9tt. Vandinn er hins vegar s\u00e1 a\u00f0 me\u00f0 hverri viku fj\u00f6lgar \u00feeim sem nota bara s\u00ed\u00admaskr\u00e1nna \u00e1 netinu. \u00dear birtast s\u00ed\u00adman\u00famer \u00ed\u00ad belg og bi\u00f0u og \u00f6ll \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f6mu st\u00e6r\u00f0 og leturger\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Ef slegi\u00f0 er inn: „Orkuveita Reykjav\u00ed\u00adkur“ – koma upp \u00e1tta l\u00ed\u00adnur<\/a>. S\u00fa efsta (og raunar l\u00ed\u00adka s\u00fa sj\u00f6tta) er s\u00ed\u00adman\u00fameri\u00f0 \u00e1 Minjasafninu. \u00deess vegna hringir fj\u00f6ldi f\u00f3lks \u00ed\u00ad mig \u00e1 degi hverjum til a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 semja um gjaldfallna rafmagnsreikninga. Sj\u00e1lft a\u00f0als\u00ed\u00adman\u00famer fyrirt\u00e6kisins er hins vegar \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0ja \u00ed\u00ad r\u00f6\u00f0inni, milli starfst\u00f6\u00f0vanna \u00e1 Nesjav\u00f6llum og \u00e1 Akranesi.<\/p>\n

T\u00f6kum anna\u00f0 fyrirt\u00e6ki \u00ed\u00ad almannaeigu, R\u00ed\u00adkis\u00fatvarpi\u00f0. Ef \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad er slegi\u00f0 upp \u00e1 simaskra.is koma upp n\u00ed\u00adu l\u00ed\u00adnur<\/a>. S\u00fa efsta er hj\u00e1 umsj\u00f3narmanni mastursins \u00e1 Gufusk\u00e1lum! Einn fr\u00e9ttaritari \u00e1 landsbygg\u00f0inni f\u00e6r s\u00e9rl\u00ed\u00adnu \u00e1 \u00feessum lista – s\u00e1 \u00e1 Grundarfir\u00f0i. A\u00f0als\u00ed\u00adman\u00famer R\u00daV er hins vegar \u00ed\u00ad sj\u00f6unda s\u00e6ti, r\u00e6kilega fali\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Vegager\u00f0in birtir langan lista af sv\u00e6\u00f0isskrifstofum s\u00ed\u00adnum <\/a>\u00e1 vef S\u00ed\u00admaskr\u00e1rinnar. \u00dea\u00f0 kemur \u00fe\u00f3 ekki miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00f6k, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00adman\u00fameri\u00f0 er n\u00e1nast alltaf \u00fea\u00f0 sama.<\/p>\n

Einkafyrirt\u00e6ki\u00f0 \u00cdslandsbanki er \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f6mu st\u00f6\u00f0u og Vegager\u00f0in. \u00dear kemur upp s\u00fapa af n\u00f6fnum \u00fatib\u00faa<\/a>, sem sum – en \u00fe\u00f3 ekki \u00f6ll – hafa sama s\u00ed\u00adman\u00famer.<\/p>\n

Hj\u00e1 KB Banka er \u00e1standi\u00f0 \u00f6llu verra. \u00dear birtast 38 l\u00ed\u00adnur \u00e1 tveimur s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0um<\/a>, me\u00f0 Sau\u00f0\u00e1rkr\u00f3k, Varmahl\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 og \u00fatib\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 Sk\u00f3gum \u00ed\u00ad \u00feremur efstu s\u00e6tum. Sj\u00e1lfar h\u00f6fu\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0varnar \u00ed\u00ad Borgart\u00fani eru svo \u00ed\u00ad fj\u00f3r\u00f0a s\u00e6ti.<\/p>\n

En \u00fearf \u00feetta a\u00f0 vera svona? Nei, ef Landsbanakanum er slegi\u00f0 upp \u00e1 S\u00ed\u00admaskr\u00e1rvefnum kemur einungis upp a\u00f0als\u00ed\u00adman\u00famer bankans<\/a>. \u00d6nnur s\u00ed\u00adman\u00famer birtast bara sem undirl\u00ed\u00adnur.<\/p>\n

Svipa\u00f0a s\u00f6gu er a\u00f0 segja um g\u00f6mlu Nor\u00f0urlj\u00f3sasamsteypuna. Ef slegi\u00f0 er inn 365, birtast \u00ferj\u00e1r l\u00ed\u00adnur<\/a>: 365 lj\u00f3svakami\u00f0lar, 365 prentmi\u00f0lar og einhver Sonja sem b\u00fdr \u00ed\u00ad \u00de\u00fdskalandi.<\/p>\n

Hvernig v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 st\u00f3rfyrirt\u00e6ki og stofnanir reyndu n\u00fa a\u00f0 koma \u00feessum hlutum \u00ed\u00ad skikkanlegt lag. Og raunar \u00e6ttu umsj\u00f3narmenn S\u00ed\u00admaskr\u00e1rinnar a\u00f0 hafa um \u00fea\u00f0 forg\u00f6ngu – \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad markmi\u00f0i\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur j\u00fa a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 au\u00f0velt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 nota gripinn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

„Minjasafn, Stef\u00e1n“ – \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0 svara \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00admann \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni (og stundum l\u00ed\u00adka heima hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r ef \u00e9g er \u00fereyttur e\u00f0a utan vi\u00f0 mig). Fimm til sex sinnum \u00e1 dag f\u00e6 \u00e9g vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0in „Haaa…. Minjasafn… \u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed\u00ad Orkuveituna \u00fat af (reikningi\/rafmagnsleysi\/framkv\u00e6mdum \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f6tunni\/spyrjast fyrir um lj\u00f3slei\u00f0ara o.s.frv)“. \u00ed\u0081st\u00e6\u00f0an er einf\u00f6ld. … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: S\u00edmaskr\u00e1in er meing\u00f6llu\u00f0!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}