M\u00e9r t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a \u00feennan klukk-\u00fe\u00fa-ert\u00c2\u00b4ann-leik hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r ansi lengi, en \u00fear sem fari\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00adtreka \u00e1skoranir og ragmana mig, skal \u00e9g birta \u00feennan helv. fimm atri\u00f0a lista. Held a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9u allt \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00f3\u00feekkt e\u00f0a tilt\u00f6lulega l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 \u00feekkt atri\u00f0i um mig:<\/p>\n
i) \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi aldrei stunda\u00f0 b\u00fa\u00f0ahnupl sem krakki, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 \u00fdmsir f\u00e9lagar m\u00ed\u00adnir hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 li\u00f0t\u00e6kir vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 i\u00f0ju. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g man eftir a\u00f0 hafa stoli\u00f0 \u00far b\u00fa\u00f0 voru einhver f\u00f3tboltaspj\u00f6ld e\u00f0a l\u00ed\u00admmi\u00f0ar sem fylgdu me\u00f0 einhverjum t\u00ed\u00admaritum. Lenti heldur ekki \u00ed\u00ad neinum vandr\u00e6\u00f0um vegna \u00feessa, \u00fe\u00f3tt einhverju sinni hafi afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0ur reki\u00f0 augun \u00ed\u00ad mig vi\u00f0 \u00feessa i\u00f0ju. Hann l\u00e9t n\u00e6gja a\u00f0 skipa m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kaupa bla\u00f0i\u00f0.<\/p>\n
ii) Um t\u00ed\u00adu e\u00f0a ellefu \u00e1ra aldurinn ger\u00f0ist \u00e9g tr\u00faleysingi, eins og s\u00e9st \u00e1 meinf\u00fdsnum kristinfr\u00e6\u00f0iverkefnum sem hafa geymst fr\u00e1 Melask\u00f3la\u00e1rum m\u00ed\u00adnum. \u00c9g reyni a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r undan kirkjulegum ath\u00f6fnum \u00f6\u00f0rum en \u00fatf\u00f6rum. Vi\u00f0 \u00feau tilefni spenni \u00e9g aldrei greipar, muldra ekki fa\u00f0irvori\u00f0 n\u00e9 loka augunum me\u00f0an presturinn \u00feylur upp b\u00e6nir. \u00c9g geri heldur ekki krossm\u00f6rk yfir kistu hins l\u00e1tna. Ekki af vir\u00f0ingarleysi gagnvart tr\u00fanni heldur \u00fevert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g ber \u00fea\u00f0 mikla vir\u00f0ingu fyrir tr\u00fa annars f\u00f3lks a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3vi\u00f0eigandi a\u00f0 \u00e9g, tr\u00falaus ma\u00f0urinn, taki \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed\u00ad ath\u00f6fnum \u00feeirra.<\/p>\n
iii) \u00deegar \u00e9g var vi\u00f0 n\u00e1m \u00ed\u00ad Edinborg, h\u00e9ldu flestir n\u00e1granna minna \u00e1 st\u00fadentag\u00f6r\u00f0unum a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri st\u00f3rt\u00e6kur hassreykingarma\u00f0ur. \u00ed\u0081st\u00e6\u00f0an var s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00f3r reglulega \u00ed\u00ad heims\u00f3kn til f\u00e9laga m\u00ed\u00adns sem haf\u00f0i byrja\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad sama n\u00e1mi og \u00e9g en flosna\u00f0i upp n\u00e1nast strax. Hann \u00e1tti afar erfitt uppdr\u00e1ttar, enda me\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00adfellda verki eftir slys sem hann lenti \u00ed\u00ad sem barn. Hann var h\u00e1\u00f0ur morf\u00ed\u00adni og nota\u00f0i \u00f3spart kannabis til a\u00f0 lina \u00fej\u00e1ningarnar. Pl\u00f6nturnar r\u00e6kta\u00f0i hann sj\u00e1lfur inni \u00ed\u00ad svefnherbergi og lyktin var yfir\u00feyrmandi (hann f\u00f3r n\u00e1nast aldrei \u00fat \u00far h\u00fasi). \u00c1 hvert sinn sem \u00e9g heims\u00f3tti \u00feennan kunningja anga\u00f0i hver einasta fl\u00ed\u00adk af kannabis \u00ed\u00ad lengri t\u00ed\u00adma \u00e1 eftir. \u00d3\u00f0inn m\u00e1 vita hva\u00f0 sk\u00f3lameistarinn \u00ed\u00ad VMA me\u00f0 hasshundana s\u00ed\u00adna hef\u00f0i gert \u00ed\u00ad n\u00e1munda vi\u00f0 mig.<\/p>\n
iv) \u00c9g er me\u00f0 eina raunverulega f\u00e6lni. \u00dea\u00f0 er pl\u00f6ntuf\u00f3b\u00ed\u00ada. \u00deessi f\u00e6lni beinist einkum a\u00f0 pottapl\u00f6ntum og getur veri\u00f0 afar st\u00e6k. Me\u00f0an \u00e9g bj\u00f3 einn haf\u00f0i \u00e9g engar pl\u00f6ntur inni hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og f\u00e6r\u00f0i meira a\u00f0 segja til bl\u00f3m \u00e1 stigagangnum \u00ed\u00ad blokkinni sem voru \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilega n\u00e6rri hur\u00f0inni minni. Plastbl\u00f3m geta kalla\u00f0 fram s\u00f6mu vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0. Afskorin bl\u00f3m l\u00ed\u00adka. \u00c9g veit a\u00f0 \u00feetta hlj\u00f3mar f\u00ed\u00adflalega (no pun intended!), en flestar tegundir f\u00e6lni eru f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegar \u00ed\u00ad augum annarra.
\n\u00dea\u00f0 er stutt s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an \u00e9g \u00feor\u00f0i a\u00f0 segja nokkrum manni fr\u00e1 \u00feessari f\u00e6lni minni. Steinunn var s\u00fa fyrsta til a\u00f0 heyra af henni fyrir nokkrum m\u00e1nu\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an. N\u00fana er \u00e9g endanlega kominn \u00fat \u00far sk\u00e1pnum me\u00f0 hana. – Bl\u00f3m og kransar af\u00feakka\u00f0ir…<\/p>\n
v) \u00ed\u0081ri\u00f0 1997 e\u00f0a \u00fear um bil var \u00e9g forma\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad Reykjav\u00ed\u00adkurf\u00e9lagi ungs Al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ubandalagsf\u00f3lks. \u00c1 stj\u00f3rninni, sem var svo sem ekki s\u00fa virkasta, s\u00e1tu sj\u00f6 manns. \u00c9g var eini str\u00e1kurinn \u00e1samt \u00d6rvari \u00de\u00f3reyjarsyni Sm\u00e1rasyni – sem er \u00ed\u00ad dag \u00ed\u00ad hlj\u00f3msveitinni M\u00fam. \u00d6rvar m\u00e6tti ALDREI. Held ekki einu sinni \u00e1 fundinn \u00fear sem hann var kosinn \u00ed\u00ad stj\u00f3rnina. \u00c9g var \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad raunar einn \u00ed\u00ad stj\u00f3rninni me\u00f0 fimm stelpum, \u00fear \u00e1 me\u00f0al Steinunni. Vikubla\u00f0i\u00f0, m\u00e1lgagn Al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ubandalagsins, smellti af okkur mynd og skrifa\u00f0i gamansama grein um kvennar\u00ed\u00adki\u00f0 sem \u00e9g m\u00e6tti \u00feola.
\nFj\u00f3rum \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar, \u00feegar vi\u00f0 Steinunn vorum byrju\u00f0 saman, nefndi \u00e9g \u00feessa stj\u00f3rnarsetu \u00ed\u00ad framhj\u00e1hlaupi. H\u00fan mundi ekkert eftir \u00feessu og \u00fevert\u00f3k fyrir a\u00f0 hafa seti\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad sl\u00ed\u00adkri stj\u00f3rn og l\u00e9t s\u00e9r ekki segjast fyrr en \u00e9g gat dregi\u00f0 fram g\u00f6mlu bla\u00f0a\u00farklippuna. \u00c9g var greinilega ekki mj\u00f6g minnisst\u00e6\u00f0ur n\u00e1ungi um mi\u00f0bik t\u00ed\u00adunda \u00e1ratugarins.<\/p>\n
Og svona var n\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
M\u00e9r t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a \u00feennan klukk-\u00fe\u00fa-ert\u00c2\u00b4ann-leik hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r ansi lengi, en \u00fear sem fari\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00adtreka \u00e1skoranir og ragmana mig, skal \u00e9g birta \u00feennan helv. fimm atri\u00f0a lista. Held a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9u allt \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00f3\u00feekkt e\u00f0a tilt\u00f6lulega l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 \u00feekkt atri\u00f0i um mig: i) \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi aldrei stunda\u00f0 b\u00fa\u00f0ahnupl sem krakki, \u00fer\u00e1tt … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Siglt me\u00f0 straumnum<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}