{"id":1167,"date":"2005-10-26T15:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T15:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2005\/10\/26\/too-many-daves\/"},"modified":"2005-10-26T15:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T15:32:00","slug":"too-many-daves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2005\/10\/26\/too-many-daves\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Many Daves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Seuss er einhver flottasti barnab\u00f3kah\u00f6fundur sem uppi hefur veri\u00f0. 23 Dav\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ss\u00e1lmur er snilldarkv\u00e6\u00f0i:<\/p>\n<p><em>Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave<br \/>\nhad twenty three sons and she named them all Dave?<br \/>\nwell, she did.  And that wasn&#8217;t a smart thing to do.<br \/>\nYou see, when she wants one and calls out &#8216;yoo-hoo!<br \/>\ncome into the house, dave!&#8217; She doesn&#8217;t get ONE.<br \/>\nAll twenty three Daves of hers come on the run!<br \/>\nThis makes things quite difficult at the McCaves&#8217;<br \/>\nas you can imagine, with so many Daves.<\/p>\n<p>And often she wishes that, when they were born,<br \/>\nshe had named one of them Bodkin van Horn<br \/>\nand one of them Hoos-foos.  and one of them Snimm.<br \/>\nand one of them Hot-shot.  and one Sunny Jim.<br \/>\nand one of them Shadrack.  and one of them Blinkey.<br \/>\nand one of them Stuffy.  and one of them Stinky.<br \/>\nanother one Putt-putt.  another one Moon Face.<br \/>\nanother one Marvin O&#8217;Gravel Balloon Face.<br \/>\nand one of them Ziggy.  and one Soggy Muff.<br \/>\none Buffalo Bill.  and one Biffalo Buff.<br \/>\nand one of them Sneepy.  and one Weepy Weed.<br \/>\nand one Paris Garters.  and one Harris Tweed.<br \/>\nand one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt<br \/>\nand one of them Oliver Boliver Butt<br \/>\nand one of them Zanzibar Buck-buck McFate&#8230;<br \/>\nBut she didn&#8217;t do it.<\/p>\n<p>And now its too late.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Seuss er einhver flottasti barnab\u00f3kah\u00f6fundur sem uppi hefur veri\u00f0. 23 Dav\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ss\u00e1lmur er snilldarkv\u00e6\u00f0i: Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave had twenty three sons and she named them all Dave? well, she did. And that wasn&#8217;t a smart thing to do. You see, when she wants one and calls out &#8216;yoo-hoo! come into &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2005\/10\/26\/too-many-daves\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Too Many Daves<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}