Berrassa\u00f0ar stelpur…<\/b><\/p>\n
Rafi\u00f0nadeildin fr\u00e1 I\u00f0nsk\u00f3lanum \u00ed\u00ad Hafnarfir\u00f0i kom \u00e1 safni\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad dag. Einn kennarinn \u00fear \u00e1 b\u00e6num er fastagestur hj\u00e1 okkur og hefur m\u00e6tt me\u00f0 str\u00e1kah\u00f3pa (engar stelpur \u00ed\u00ad rafi\u00f0nunum) \u00ed\u00ad meira en \u00e1ratug. \u00c9g er or\u00f0inn nokku\u00f0 r\u00fat\u00ed\u00adnera\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 taka \u00e1 m\u00f3ti svona h\u00f3pum, sem yfirleitt samanstanda af 17-19 \u00e1ra guttum sem f\u00e6stir f\u00ed\u00adla \u00fea\u00f0 miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera \u00ed\u00ad safnaheims\u00f3kn.<\/p>\n
Til a\u00f0 d\u00ed\u00adla vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 breg\u00f0 \u00e9g m\u00e9r \u00ed\u00ad allt anna\u00f0 hlutverk en venjulega. \u00c9g tala ekkert um Einar Ben og fossa\u00e6vint\u00fdr hans, Rafha-eldav\u00e9lar e\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1tt J\u00f3ns \u00deorl\u00e1kssonar \u00ed\u00ad virkjun Sogsins. \u00deess \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0 gerist \u00e9g t\u00e6knilegur, tala um verkf\u00e6ri og t\u00f3l – gr\u00ed\u00adp k\u00e6ruleysislega \u00ed\u00ad suma gripina og tala eins og \u00e9g hafi ekki gert anna\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad 30 \u00e1r en a\u00f0 br\u00e6\u00f0a tin \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1spennum\u00faffur on\u00ed\u00ad skur\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00ed\u00adtakulda. Jafnframt tala \u00e9g um \u00feessa hluti eins og a\u00f0 str\u00e1karnir eigi a\u00f0 \u00feekkja \u00feetta allt saman l\u00ed\u00adka – hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 mikill munur a\u00f0 vera laus vi\u00f0 fokk\u00ed\u00adng PCB-vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0inn \u00far spennaol\u00ed\u00adunni og hva\u00f0 n\u00fdi bilanaleitarb\u00fana\u00f0urinn hj\u00e1lpi til \u00ed\u00ad jar\u00f0l\u00ed\u00adnunni. – \u00deeir k\u00f3a me\u00f0 og kinka kolli \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum st\u00f6\u00f0um og lj\u00f3ma af \u00e1huga.<\/p>\n
Raunar minna \u00feessar heims\u00f3knir mig \u00e1 samskipti m\u00ed\u00adn vi\u00f0 bifv\u00e9lavirkja. \u00c9g veit ekkert um b\u00ed\u00adla, en \u00ed\u00ad hvert sinn sem \u00e9g lendi \u00ed\u00ad kl\u00f3num \u00e1 \u00feeim \u00fe\u00e1 dregst \u00e9g \u00e1 \u00f3skiljanlegan h\u00e1tt inn \u00ed\u00ad macho-umr\u00e6\u00f0ur um galla\u00f0a bremsubarka og hvort \u00feessi tegundin e\u00f0a hin s\u00e9 l\u00e9ttari \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0haldi e\u00f0a hvort betra s\u00e9 a\u00f0 spreyja a\u00f0a pensla yfir ry\u00f0blettina \u00e1 h\u00faddinu…<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er sem sagt laumu-bifv\u00e9lavirki. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem vantar er smurningsgalli og b\u00ed\u00adlanausta-plakat me\u00f0 berr\u00f6ssu\u00f0um stelpum.<\/p>\n
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\u00c1 vefriti ungkrata, P\u00f3lt\u00ed\u00adk, birtist \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r afskaplega kostulegur greinarst\u00fafur eftir Hinrik M\u00e1 \u00ed\u0081sgeirsson. S\u00e1 bar yfirskriftina: „Sagan endurtekur sig“.<\/p>\n
\u00dear eru lesendur fr\u00e6ddir um \u00fdmislegt sem \u00feeir vissu ekki \u00e1\u00f0ur. T.d. a\u00f0 Thomeas (svo!) Edison hafi fundi\u00f0 upp gl\u00f3lampann \u00e1ri\u00f0 1879 og vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi hlutabr\u00e9f \u00ed\u00ad gasst\u00f6\u00f0vum hr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0falli\u00f0. – Lesendur eru hvattir til a\u00f0 telja sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0ilegu rangf\u00e6rslurnar \u00ed\u00ad setningunni. \u00c9g tel a.m.k. \u00ferj\u00e1r!<\/p>\n
\u00c1 kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 h\u00e6\u00f0ist h\u00f6fundur a\u00f0 Breta nokkrum sem taldi \u00fea\u00f0 fr\u00e1leitt a\u00f0 rafmagn yr\u00f0i nota\u00f0 til a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa upp einkaheimili. Erfitt er a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hva\u00f0 er svona hl\u00e6gilegt vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u, einkum \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3si \u00feess a\u00f0 Edison sj\u00e1lfur l\u00fdsti \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad yfir a\u00f0 rafmagn myndi yr\u00f0i ekki lj\u00f3sgjafi nema \u00ed\u00ad skrifstofubyggingum og h\u00e1h\u00fdsum mi\u00f0borga, en a\u00f0 gasst\u00f6\u00f0var myndu enn sem fyrr halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa upp einkaheimili. – L\u00ed\u00adklega telur Hinrik M\u00e1r a\u00f0 Edison hafi l\u00ed\u00adka veri\u00f0 f\u00e1bj\u00e1ni.<\/p>\n
\u00dev\u00ed\u00ad n\u00e6st v\u00ed\u00adkur h\u00f6fundur greinarinnar a\u00f0 s\u00f6gu flugsins og tiltekur nokkur d\u00e6mi um menn sem t\u00f6ldu a\u00f0 \u00fatiloka\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 flj\u00faga flugv\u00e9lum.<\/p>\n
Eftir \u00feennan b\u00fdsna langa inngang kemur svo ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an: alltaf eru til menn sem hafa vantr\u00fa \u00e1 n\u00fdjungum. – Aha! N\u00fa erum vi\u00f0 loksins a\u00f0 komast eitthvert.<\/p>\n
Og \u00e1fram heldur Hinrik M\u00e1r og uppl\u00fdsir a\u00f0 til s\u00e9 ma\u00f0ur sem hafi veri\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti litasj\u00f3nvarpi og s\u00e9 n\u00fa \u00e1 m\u00f3ti Evr\u00f3pusambandinu. S\u00e1 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 Ragnar Arnalds.<\/p>\n
H\u00f3h\u00f3 – ma\u00f0ur getur hreinlega gert s\u00e9r \u00ed\u00ad hugarlund hva\u00f0 Hinrik M\u00e1r hefur veri\u00f0 stoltur af sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r eftir \u00feessa snj\u00f6llu lei\u00f0ingu – hanka helv\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 hann Ragnar \u00e1 a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti litasj\u00f3nvarpinu.<\/p>\n
En \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad mi\u00f0ur fyrir litla kratastr\u00e1kinn, \u00fe\u00e1 er hann sj\u00e1lfur f\u00ed\u00adfli\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f6gunni. \u00deingma\u00f0urinn af nor\u00f0-vesturlandi sem „var \u00e1 m\u00f3ti litasj\u00f3nvarpi“ var ekki Ragnar Arnalds heldur P\u00e1ll P\u00e9tursson. Og \u00far \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 veri\u00f0 er a\u00f0 rifja upp \u00feessa g\u00f6mlu og \u00fars\u00e9rgengnu tuggu um litasj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 og Palla P\u00e9, \u00fe\u00e1 er r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 hafa \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 hreinu a\u00f0 P\u00e1ll setti sig ekki \u00e1 m\u00f3ti litasj\u00f3nvarpi sem t\u00e6kni e\u00f0a taldi a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00e1 einhvern h\u00e1tt \u00f3\u00e6skilegt. Nei, P\u00e1ll P\u00e9tursson gagnr\u00fdndi \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un R\u00ed\u00adkis\u00fatvarpsins a\u00f0 forgangsra\u00f0a \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad ofar \u00ed\u00ad framkv\u00e6mda\u00e1\u00e6tlun sinni a\u00f0 hefja lita\u00fatsendingar en a\u00f0 st\u00e6kka dreifikerfi sj\u00f3nvarpsins \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e6\u00f0i til alls landsins.<\/p>\n
R\u00f6k P\u00e1ls voru \u00feau a\u00f0 \u00far \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 R\u00ed\u00adkis\u00fatvarpi\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00ed\u00ad eigu \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arinnar \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e6tti \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera forgangsm\u00e1l a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fatsendingar \u00feess n\u00e1 til \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arinnar. Er \u00fea\u00f0 mj\u00f6g \u00f3sanngj\u00f6rn krafa?<\/p>\n
Ef P\u00e1ll P\u00e9tursson hef\u00f0i gagnr\u00fdnt \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e1 sama t\u00ed\u00adma og dreifikerfi\u00f0 var \u00ed\u00ad lamasessi v\u00e6ri veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa d\u00fdrar knattspyrnu\u00fatsendingar, \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i Hinrik M\u00e1r v\u00e6ntanlega komist a\u00f0 \u00feeirri ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 Palli P\u00e9 v\u00e6ri \u00e1 m\u00f3ti enska boltanum.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 einni undirs\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0u <\/a>vefritsins P\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adkur m\u00e1 finna uppl\u00fdsingar um ritstj\u00f3rnarme\u00f0limi. \u00dear svarar Hinrik M\u00e1r, a\u00f0spur\u00f0ur um ritst\u00f6rf s\u00ed\u00adn: „Eitthva\u00f0 ofan \u00e1 brau\u00f0“. Ekki veit \u00e9g hva\u00f0a vi\u00f0bit \u00feessi grein hefur \u00e1tt a\u00f0 teljast. Kannski v\u00e9lstrokka\u00f0 tilberasmj\u00f6r?<\/p>\n Jamm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Berrassa\u00f0ar stelpur… Rafi\u00f0nadeildin fr\u00e1 I\u00f0nsk\u00f3lanum \u00ed\u00ad Hafnarfir\u00f0i kom \u00e1 safni\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad dag. Einn kennarinn \u00fear \u00e1 b\u00e6num er fastagestur hj\u00e1 okkur og hefur m\u00e6tt me\u00f0 str\u00e1kah\u00f3pa (engar stelpur \u00ed\u00ad rafi\u00f0nunum) \u00ed\u00ad meira en \u00e1ratug. \u00c9g er or\u00f0inn nokku\u00f0 r\u00fat\u00ed\u00adnera\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 taka \u00e1 m\u00f3ti svona h\u00f3pum, sem yfirleitt samanstanda af 17-19 \u00e1ra guttum sem f\u00e6stir … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Berrassa\u00f0ar stelpur… Rafi\u00f0nadeildin fr\u00e1 I\u00f0nsk\u00f3lanum<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}