L\u00ed\u00adf mitt \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00admskeytast\u00ed\u00adl…<\/b><\/p>\n
\u00daff… \u00fe\u00e1 er best a\u00f0 ry\u00f0ja \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r atbur\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu daga \u00far \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef ekki komist \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 blogga \u00ed\u00ad t\u00e6pa viku. \u00deetta ver\u00f0ur hra\u00f0so\u00f0i\u00f0…<\/p>\n
Fer\u00f0in mikla<\/i><\/p>\n
F\u00f3r \u00e1 Hornafj\u00f6r\u00f0 \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudag og sneri aftur \u00e1 f\u00f6studag. \u00dear var \u00e9g staddur \u00e1 farsk\u00f3la safnmanna, sem var hreinasta snilld. Hornafj\u00f6r\u00f0ur er skemmtilegur b\u00e6r og ekki var heldur lei\u00f0inlegt a\u00f0 skj\u00f3tast \u00ed\u00ad Skaftafell – l\u00ed\u00adklega merkilegasta sta\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00cdslandi. Athygli vakti a\u00f0 Bj\u00f6rn Bjarnason t\u00f3k \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed\u00ad dagskr\u00e1nni alla \u00ferj\u00e1 dagana, sem er afar \u00f3venjulegt fyrir stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamann. Yfirleitt stinga \u00feeir inn nefinu \u00ed\u00ad klukkut\u00ed\u00adma og eru svo roknir. – St\u00f3r pl\u00fas \u00ed\u00ad kladdann hj\u00e1 Birni!<\/p>\n
Fars\u00ed\u00admahringingar dau\u00f0ans<\/i><\/p>\n
\u00c1 farsk\u00f3lanum sanna\u00f0ist \u00fea\u00f0 enn og aftur, a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 fl\u00f3knar og sni\u00f0ugar GSM-hringingar. Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 eiga s\u00ed\u00adma sem hringir: „ring-ring“ e\u00f0a „b\u00e1nk-b\u00e1nk“? \u00dea\u00f0 er kannski vo\u00f0a gaman a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 sov\u00e9ska \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0s\u00f6nginn, Gle\u00f0ibankann e\u00f0a Like a Virgin me\u00f0 Maddonnu sem hringingu \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f3\u00f0ra vina h\u00f3p, en glansinn fer nokku\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00feegar skroppi\u00f0 er fram \u00ed\u00ad kaffi me\u00f0an \u00e1 fyrirlestri stendur – s\u00ed\u00adminn skilinn eftir \u00ed\u00ad fundarsalnum og svo hringir hann stanslaust \u00ed\u00ad fimm m\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatur me\u00f0an allir fundargestir eru a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a brj\u00e1la\u00f0ir.<\/p>\n
Splatter \u00ed\u00ad Regnboganum<\/i><\/p>\n
\u00c1 laugardagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Steinunn <\/a>frammi fyrir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 velja \u00e1 milli \u00feess a\u00f0 gerast s\u00f3fakart\u00f6flur yfir sj\u00f3nvarpsdagskr\u00e1 fr\u00e1 helv\u00ed\u00adti (Spy Hard-vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00e1 R\u00daV) e\u00f0a vera menningarleg. T\u00f3kum seinni kostinn og f\u00f3rum \u00e1 „H\u00fasf\u00e9lagi\u00f0“, gamanmynd \u00e1 sp\u00e6nsku kvikmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0inni. H\u00fan var f\u00ed\u00adn, en kolsv\u00f6rt.<\/p>\n \u00c1 Regnboganum hittum vi\u00f0 Kollu <\/a>(sem vir\u00f0ist vera h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 blogga) og El\u00ed\u00adas Dav\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0sson <\/a>(sem er nokkurs konar bloggari). El\u00ed\u00adas ver\u00f0ur v\u00ed\u00adst me\u00f0 fund \u00ed\u00ad Norr\u00e6na h\u00fasinu \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudaginn.<\/p>\n Kl\u00e1m og subbuskapur<\/i><\/p>\n L\u00e9t loksins ver\u00f0a af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 kaupa Porno eftir Irvine Welsh. H\u00fan stefnir \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 bera nafn me\u00f0 rentu. \u00c9g er ekki alveg a\u00f0 \u00e1tta mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hvort h\u00f6fundurinn telur sig vera a\u00f0 afbyggja m\u00fdtur kl\u00e1mi\u00f0na\u00f0arins e\u00f0a hvort a\u00f0alkvenpers\u00f3nan \u00ed\u00ad b\u00f3kinni byggist \u00e1 blautum draumum hans fr\u00e1 unglings\u00e1runum. Hallast fremur a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ara.<\/p>\n Gle\u00f0i og k\u00e1t\u00ed\u00adna<\/i><\/p>\n H\u00f3h\u00f3h\u00f3… \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00e6\u00f0islegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Framara vinna FH 5:4 \u00ed\u00ad f\u00e1heyr\u00f0um leik \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r. Hven\u00e6r \u00e6tli leikur hafi s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ast fari\u00f0 5:4 \u00ed\u00ad efstu deild h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi? N\u00fa er stefnan tekin \u00e1 Akureyri \u00e1 laugardaginn kemur. \u00deorbj\u00f6rn Atli er snillingur!<\/p>\n Bakverkir og v\u00f6\u00f0vab\u00f3lga<\/i><\/p>\n 500 barmmerki b\u00fain til \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r. \u00dea\u00f0 er of miki\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad einu, hven\u00e6r \u00e6tlar m\u00e9r a\u00f0 l\u00e6rast \u00feetta. Ef svo fer sem horfir munum vi\u00f0 Palli ekki koma miklu \u00f6\u00f0ru \u00ed\u00ad verk n\u00e6stu m\u00e1nu\u00f0ina en a\u00f0 \u00ferykkja \u00fat barmmerkjum. \u00dea\u00f0 vill \u00fe\u00f3 til a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum a\u00f0gang a\u00f0 n\u00e6gu \u00f3keypis vinnuafli.<\/p>\n M\u00f3ts\u00f6gn?<\/i><\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 er enginn h\u00f6rgull \u00e1 pers\u00f3nuleikapr\u00f3fum \u00e1 netinu. Hj\u00e1 Siggu bleiku <\/a>m\u00e1 sj\u00e1 ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0ur hennar \u00far pr\u00f3finu: „Which Secret Fetish are You?“. Ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an hennar var: „Exhibitionism“. Hvernig getur s\u00fdnis\u00fe\u00f6rf veri\u00f0 leynilegur eiginleiki? \u00c9g er ekki a\u00f0 skilja…<\/p>\n Lokaor\u00f0?<\/i><\/p>\n Jamm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" L\u00ed\u00adf mitt \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00admskeytast\u00ed\u00adl… \u00daff… \u00fe\u00e1 er best a\u00f0 ry\u00f0ja \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r atbur\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu daga \u00far \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef ekki komist \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 blogga \u00ed\u00ad t\u00e6pa viku. \u00deetta ver\u00f0ur hra\u00f0so\u00f0i\u00f0… Fer\u00f0in mikla F\u00f3r \u00e1 Hornafj\u00f6r\u00f0 \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudag og sneri aftur \u00e1 f\u00f6studag. \u00dear var \u00e9g staddur \u00e1 farsk\u00f3la safnmanna, sem var hreinasta snilld. … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: L\u00edf mitt \u00ed s\u00edmskeytast\u00edl… \u00daff…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}