Fundir eru uppfinning andskotans<\/b><\/p>\n
Fokk, var a\u00f0 koma af fundi kynningarsvi\u00f0s og skrifstofu forstj\u00f3ra OR sem eins og venjulega snerist einkum um rekstrartilh\u00f6gun m\u00f6tuneytisins og a\u00f0ra \u00fe\u00e6tti sem \u00e9g skil hvorki n\u00e9 k\u00e6ri mig um a\u00f0 skilja. \u00c1 lok fundar tilkynnti \u00e9g svo gla\u00f0hlakkalegur a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adklega myndi \u00e9g ekki m\u00e6ta miki\u00f0 meira \u00e1 \u00feessa vikulegu fundi, \u00fear sem b\u00fai\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 b\u00f3ka heims\u00f3knir \u00ed\u00ad Rafheima \u00e1 \u00feessum t\u00ed\u00adma langlei\u00f0ina til \u00e1ram\u00f3ta. Gle\u00f0i m\u00ed\u00adn yfir \u00feessu breyttist hins vegar snarlega \u00ed\u00ad \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingu \u00feegar a\u00f0rir fundarmenn t\u00f6ldu r\u00e9tt og skylt a\u00f0 breyta fundart\u00ed\u00admanum fyrir mig, \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g missi n\u00fa ekki af \u00feessari skemmtun \u00far l\u00ed\u00adfi m\u00ed\u00adnu. – Dj\u00f6fuls!<\/p>\n
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F\u00f3r \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0b\u00fai\u00f0 afm\u00e6liskaffibo\u00f0 Steinunnar <\/a>\u00e1 M\u00e1nag\u00f6tunni \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r. \u00dear f\u00f3ru fram \u00fdtarlegar umr\u00e6\u00f0ur um \u00fdtur. A\u00f0alsteinn \u00fdtuma\u00f0ur (sem mun vera eini ma\u00f0urinn sem svo er titla\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00admaskr\u00e1nni) var um daginn \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0tali \u00ed\u00ad Vinnuv\u00e9labla\u00f0inu um l\u00ed\u00adf og st\u00f6rf \u00fdtumannsins. Hann er ma\u00f0ur me\u00f0 hugsj\u00f3n og er \u00ed\u00ad \u00f3\u00f0a \u00f6nn a\u00f0 sanka a\u00f0 s\u00e9r g\u00f6mlum \u00fdtuhlutum og hefur uppi or\u00f0 um a\u00f0 setja \u00e1 stofn \u00fdtusafn \u00cdslands fyrir austan. Raunar hefur hann \u00ed\u00ad hyggju a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 kalla sig \u00fdtumann og taka upp heiti\u00f0 „jar\u00f0vegslistama\u00f0ur“ – enda er vanda\u00f0ur mokstur list.<\/p>\n \u00c1 framhaldi af \u00feessu f\u00f3r umr\u00e6\u00f0an meira yfir \u00ed\u00ad vegager\u00f0 almennt og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9rstaklega framkv\u00e6mdafr\u00e9ttir Vegager\u00f0arinnar, sem undirrita\u00f0ur er a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00e1skrifandi af – sem og nafnarnir Sverrir <\/a>og Sverrir<\/a>. F\u00e9lagi Brynd\u00ed\u00ads hefur enn ekki l\u00e1ti\u00f0 ver\u00f0a af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 gerast \u00e1skrifandi af \u00feessu merka riti, en les \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 alltaf. Vegab\u00e6tur eru l\u00ed\u00adklegasta skemmtilegasta umr\u00e6\u00f0uefni sem til er \u00ed\u00ad kaffibo\u00f0um.<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n A\u00f0 kaffibo\u00f0inu loknu leit \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad kaffi og \u00f6l til \u00d3la J\u00f3, sem er a\u00f0 yfirgefa klakann \u00ed\u00ad vikunni til n\u00e1msdvalar \u00ed\u00ad Oxford. – Hven\u00e6r skyldi \u00e9g drattast til a\u00f0 heim\u00e6kja hann \u00feanga\u00f0? – \u00dear voru einnig Bjartur br\u00f3\u00f0ir hans, Ragnar fjallageit og P\u00e9tur Hrafn. Endu\u00f0um \u00e1 a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 Silfur Egils, sem vir\u00f0ist vera fast \u00ed\u00ad sama farinu og undanfarin misseri. Eins og vi\u00f0 var a\u00f0 b\u00faast var engin kona me\u00f0al vi\u00f0m\u00e6lenda Egils.<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n Skrei\u00f0 heim seint um s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ir, k\u00faguppgefinn. \u00de\u00e1 hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 aldeilis sterkur leikur a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 sofa. Haf\u00f0i \u00e9g vit \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad? Nei, svo sannarlega ekki!<\/p>\n \u00devert \u00e1 alla skynsemi f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 Steinunn a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a l\u00ed\u00adffr\u00e6\u00f0ilega mannfr\u00e6\u00f0i og kenningar um uppruna mannsins og s\u00f3knina \u00fat \u00far Afr\u00ed\u00adku. Steinunn er nefnilega a\u00f0 taka k\u00fars hj\u00e1 Dr. Gunna (sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0ingnum ekki rokkt\u00f3nlistarmanninum) og er gj\u00f6rsamlega a\u00f0 eipa yfir e\u00f0lisnau\u00f0hyggjunni sem \u00fear ve\u00f0ur uppi. \u00deetta kom m\u00e9r d\u00e1l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00f3vart \u00fear sem Gunnar Karlsson er ekki vanur \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 hengja sig \u00ed\u00ad nau\u00f0hyggjukenningar, en e.t.v. h\u00e6ttir honum frekar til \u00feess \u00ed\u00ad fr\u00e6\u00f0igreinum sem hann hefur ekki vald \u00e1, s.s. mannfr\u00e6\u00f0inni, en \u00ed\u00ad sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n Annars er endalaust da\u00f0ur f\u00f3lks vi\u00f0 kenningar um a\u00f0 heg\u00f0un okkar \u00ed\u00ad mannlegu samf\u00e9lagi stj\u00f3rnist af l\u00ed\u00adffr\u00e6\u00f0ilegri skilyr\u00f0ingu fr\u00e1 stein\u00f6ldinni bara hluti af st\u00e6rra vandam\u00e1li. Me\u00f0 e\u00f0lisnau\u00f0hyggjuna a\u00f0 vopni er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ast gegn allri vi\u00f0leitni til samf\u00e9lagsbreytinga. \u00deannig ver\u00f0ur munurinn \u00e1 kynjunum a\u00f0 n\u00e1tt\u00farufasta sem ekki ver\u00f0i breytt me\u00f0 p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adskum lei\u00f0um. Einhver sk\u00e6\u00f0asta \u00f3gnin vi\u00f0 kvenr\u00e9ttindahreyfinguna \u00ed\u00ad dag eru leikriti\u00f0 Hellisb\u00fainn, b\u00e6kur eins og „Konur fr\u00e1 Venus – Karlar fr\u00e1 Mars“ og \u00f3teljandi greinar og pers\u00f3nuleikapr\u00f3f \u00ed\u00ad bl\u00f6\u00f0um, t\u00ed\u00admaritum og vefsv\u00e6\u00f0um sem byggjast \u00e1 \u00feannig hugmyndafr\u00e6\u00f0i.<\/p>\n Allir \u00ed\u00ad rau\u00f0u sokkana!<\/p>\n Jamm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Fundir eru uppfinning andskotans Fokk, var a\u00f0 koma af fundi kynningarsvi\u00f0s og skrifstofu forstj\u00f3ra OR sem eins og venjulega snerist einkum um rekstrartilh\u00f6gun m\u00f6tuneytisins og a\u00f0ra \u00fe\u00e6tti sem \u00e9g skil hvorki n\u00e9 k\u00e6ri mig um a\u00f0 skilja. \u00c1 lok fundar tilkynnti \u00e9g svo gla\u00f0hlakkalegur a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adklega myndi \u00e9g ekki m\u00e6ta miki\u00f0 meira \u00e1 \u00feessa vikulegu … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Fundir eru uppfinning andskotans Fokk,<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}