Sal\u00f3mon d\u00e6mir…<\/b><\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er greinilegt a\u00f0 menn hafa miklar sko\u00f0anir \u00e1 spurningaleiknum skemmtilegra, sem er ekkert skr\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 \u00fear sem kolakraninn var \u00faltrasvalt mannvirki. Da\u00f0a <\/a>er \u00feakka\u00f0 fyrir skemmtilega lj\u00f3smynd af krananum (og j\u00e1, \u00e9g les stundum s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0una hans \u00feannig a\u00f0 hann \u00fearf ekkert a\u00f0 klaga <\/a>\u00ed\u00ad \u00de\u00f3ru systur.)<\/p>\n Eitthva\u00f0 var Sverrir <\/a>s\u00e1r yfir a\u00f0 hafa ekki fengi\u00f0 stig fyrir Hegrann og vir\u00f0ist K\u00f6tturinn <\/a>\u00e6tla a\u00f0 taka upp fyrir hann \u00feykkjuna. \u00c1 \u00feetta ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00f3 ekki hlusta\u00f0. \u00c1 fyrsta lagi mega \u00feeir Vi\u00f0ar og Sverrir b\u00e1\u00f0ir vita a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad spurningaleikjum gengur ekki a\u00f0 svara \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1lfkve\u00f0num v\u00ed\u00adsum e\u00f0a muldra \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r sv\u00f6rum \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00admskeytast\u00ed\u00adl. \u00c1 annan sta\u00f0, \u00fe\u00e1 telst \u00farlausn Brynd\u00ed\u00adsar<\/a> miklu gl\u00e6silegri \u00fear sem h\u00fan f\u00f3r \u00ed\u00ad v\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0t\u00e6ka ranns\u00f3knarvinnu sem me\u00f0al annars f\u00f3lst \u00ed\u00ad \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed\u00ad fyrrverandi Hitaveitustj\u00f3ra, sem a\u00f0 s\u00f6gn l\u00e1 andvaka \u00ed\u00ad heila n\u00f3tt a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 rifja upp byggingar\u00e1r kranans.<\/p>\n \u00dev\u00ed\u00ad til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar fr\u00e6ddi Brynd\u00ed\u00ads mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 reistur hafi veri\u00f0 annar kolakrani \u00e1 \u00e1rum fyrri heimsstyrjaldarinnar, en s\u00e1 hafi veri\u00f0 rifinn – a\u00f0 s\u00f6gn vegna raforkuskorts. Miki\u00f0 v\u00e6ri gaman ef h\u00e6gt v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 f\u00e1 blogg um \u00feetta Brynd\u00ed\u00ads!<\/p>\n Sem sagt, \u00farslitin standa.<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n Letikv\u00f6ld heima \u00e1 Hringbraut \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r. Horf\u00f0um \u00e1 The Big Lebowski, sem er einmitt upp\u00e1haldsmynd Sverris Gu\u00f0mundssonar. Nota\u00f0i t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 til a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra Bowmore fl\u00f6skuna m\u00ed\u00adna og uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad lei\u00f0inni a\u00f0 visk\u00fd-safn heimilisins er or\u00f0i\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 r\u00fdrt. Allar fl\u00f6skur komnar vel ni\u00f0ur fyrir mi\u00f0ju og varla nema botnl\u00f6gg \u00ed\u00ad flestum. Ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka mig \u00e1 og kaupa manns\u00e6mandi safn. B\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 l\u00ed\u00adklega fram yfir \u00e1tj\u00e1nda af auglj\u00f3sum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um.<\/p>\n H\u00e9lt \u00e1fram me\u00f0 Porno sem var farin a\u00f0 rykfalla \u00e1 n\u00e1ttbor\u00f0inu (sem er \u00ed\u00ad raun ekki n\u00e1ttbor\u00f0 heldur gluggasylla). \u00c9g er enn \u00f3\u00e1kve\u00f0inn um hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst um \u00feessa b\u00f3k. \u00d6\u00f0rum \u00fer\u00e6\u00f0i er \u00feetta bara kl\u00e1m og vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0ur, me\u00f0 l\u00fdsingum \u00e1 nau\u00f0gunum og rassar\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ingum sem eru eins klisjukenndar og sjoppulegar og hugsast getur – en \u00e1 sama t\u00ed\u00adma vir\u00f0ist h\u00f6fundurinn vera afskaplega me\u00f0vita\u00f0ur um \u00feetta og l\u00e6tur \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 sk\u00ed\u00adna a\u00f0 um \u00e1deilu s\u00e9 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a. \u00c1 sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r er \u00feetta ekki \u00f3svipa\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f3myndum sem s\u00fdna skefjalaust ofbeldi en f\u00e1 \u00feann stimpil a\u00f0 vera st\u00f3rmyndir \u00fear sem \u00fe\u00e6r „s\u00fdni lj\u00f3tleikann“ \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 lofsama ofbeldi\u00f0. \u00c9g hef aldrei haft mikla \u00feolinm\u00e6i gagnvart sl\u00ed\u00adkum myndum.<\/p>\n En hver veit, kannski kemur endir b\u00f3karinnar \u00e1 \u00f3vart…<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n Luton m\u00e6tir Aston Villa \u00e1 \u00fativelli \u00ed\u00ad 2. umfer\u00f0 deildarbikarsins \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ld. \u00c9g hef alltaf veri\u00f0 p\u00ed\u00adnku skotinn \u00ed\u00ad Aston Villa \u00ed\u00ad efstu deild, en \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ld ver\u00f0a engin gri\u00f0 gefin. – \u00d3v\u00e6ntustu \u00farslit umfer\u00f0arinnar skulu \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0a – 0:2, Spring og Fotadis hvor me\u00f0 sitt marki\u00f0!<\/p>\n Jamm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sal\u00f3mon d\u00e6mir… \u00dea\u00f0 er greinilegt a\u00f0 menn hafa miklar sko\u00f0anir \u00e1 spurningaleiknum skemmtilegra, sem er ekkert skr\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 \u00fear sem kolakraninn var \u00faltrasvalt mannvirki. Da\u00f0a er \u00feakka\u00f0 fyrir skemmtilega lj\u00f3smynd af krananum (og j\u00e1, \u00e9g les stundum s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0una hans \u00feannig a\u00f0 hann \u00fearf ekkert a\u00f0 klaga \u00ed\u00ad \u00de\u00f3ru systur.) Eitthva\u00f0 var Sverrir s\u00e1r yfir a\u00f0 hafa … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Sal\u00f3mon d\u00e6mir… \u00dea\u00f0 er greinilegt<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}