Fyndnasta skr\u00ed\u00adtla \u00ed\u00ad heimi<\/b><\/p>\n
Sko, \u00e1\u00f0ur en lengra er haldi\u00f0 vil \u00e9g taka \u00fea\u00f0 fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g legg ekki \u00ed\u00ad vana minn a\u00f0 setja skr\u00ed\u00adtlur \u00e1 \u00feessa s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0u. M\u00e9r finnst skr\u00ed\u00adtlur einfaldlega ekki mj\u00f6g skemmtileg tegund af fyndni. \u00de\u00e6r eru lei\u00f0 \u00f3fyndna mannsins til a\u00f0 vera sni\u00f0ugur – l\u00e6r\u00f0 rulla sem hver sem er getur fari\u00f0 me\u00f0. Sl\u00f6ppustu t\u00e6kif\u00e6risr\u00e6\u00f0umennirnir gr\u00ed\u00adpa til skr\u00ed\u00adtla, \u00feeir sem eru virkilega g\u00f3\u00f0ir spila inn \u00e1 salinn. \u00deeir \u00feurfa ekki handrit.<\/p>\n
Nema hva\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e6tla samt sem \u00e1\u00f0ur a\u00f0 setja h\u00e9r inn eina skr\u00ed\u00adtlu og \u00fea\u00f0 ekki hva\u00f0a skr\u00ed\u00adtlu sem er, heldur fyndnustu skr\u00ed\u00adtlu \u00ed\u00ad heimi. (Enda v\u00e6ri anna\u00f0 \u00f3vi\u00f0eigandi hj\u00e1 besta og fr\u00e6gasta bloggara landsins.) Skr\u00ed\u00adtlan er \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0:<\/p>\n
Tveir vei\u00f0imenn eru \u00e1 gangi \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00f3gi \u00feegar annar \u00feeirra hn\u00ed\u00adgur ni\u00f0ur. Augu hans eru stj\u00f6rf og engin merki um andardr\u00e1tt. F\u00e9lagi hans gr\u00ed\u00adpur strax gemsann sinn og hringir \u00ed\u00ad 112. Hann hr\u00f3par: „F\u00e9lagi minn er dau\u00f0ur! Hva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 gera?“ – „R\u00f3a\u00f0u \u00feig ni\u00f0ur f\u00e9lagi“, segir starfsma\u00f0ur Ney\u00f0arl\u00ed\u00adnunnar, „Byrja\u00f0u \u00e1 a\u00f0 ganga \u00far skugga um a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 \u00f6rugglega dau\u00f0ur.“ \u00dea\u00f0 heyrist \u00fe\u00f6gn \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00admanum, svo skothvellur. Vei\u00f0ima\u00f0urinn kemur aftur \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00admann og segir: „B\u00fainn a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad! Hva\u00f0 geri \u00e9g n\u00e6st?“<\/i><\/p>\n
Hmmm… finnst f\u00f3lki \u00feetta ekki sni\u00f0ug skr\u00ed\u00adtla? \u00c1 \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta segjast v\u00ed\u00adsindamenn <\/a>hafa s\u00fdnt fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 fyndnasti brandari \u00ed\u00ad heimi eftir geysimiklar ranns\u00f3knir \u00e1 skopskyni \u00ed\u00adb\u00faa Jar\u00f0arinnar. – Ekki er \u00f6ll vitleysan eins!<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n Gleymdi a\u00f0 svara Kettinum<\/a> og t\u00e6knis\u00f6gu\u00feraut hans. Hann er a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u a\u00f0 spyrja um tilraunir Karls mikla til a\u00f0 gera skipaskur\u00f0inn „Fossa Carolina“ milli \u00e1nna Main og D\u00f3n\u00e1r (sem P\u00e1ll Benediktsson kallar raunar „Danj\u00fab“)…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Fyndnasta skr\u00ed\u00adtla \u00ed\u00ad heimi Sko, \u00e1\u00f0ur en lengra er haldi\u00f0 vil \u00e9g taka \u00fea\u00f0 fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g legg ekki \u00ed\u00ad vana minn a\u00f0 setja skr\u00ed\u00adtlur \u00e1 \u00feessa s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0u. M\u00e9r finnst skr\u00ed\u00adtlur einfaldlega ekki mj\u00f6g skemmtileg tegund af fyndni. \u00de\u00e6r eru lei\u00f0 \u00f3fyndna mannsins til a\u00f0 vera sni\u00f0ugur – l\u00e6r\u00f0 rulla sem hver sem er getur … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Fyndnasta skr\u00edtla \u00ed heimi Sko,<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}