S\u00f6guskekkja kattarins<\/b><\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0ar heitir ma\u00f0ur og er P\u00e1lsson. Einhverra hluta vegna k\u00fds hann a\u00f0 kalla sig „K\u00f6ttinn<\/a>“ . Hvers vegna er m\u00e9r hulin r\u00e1\u00f0g\u00e1ta, enda kettir \u00f3ge\u00f0slegar skepnur. M\u00e6tti \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 fremur bi\u00f0ja um minka. L\u00e1tum \u00fe\u00f3 gott heita.<\/p>\n \u00c1 dag skrifar Vi\u00f0ar um Karlamagn\u00fas keisara og misheppnu\u00f0um samg\u00f6ngub\u00f3tum hans. Er \u00fea\u00f0 mikil h\u00f6rmungasaga. En gr\u00ed\u00adpum ni\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad lokakafla pistilsins:<\/p>\n „Hvernig tilfinning \u00e6tli \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 br\u00fana brenna? \u00d6ll \u00feessi vinna ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00f6sku \u00e1 augabrag\u00f0i. Kannski svipa\u00f0 og Newton \u00feegar hundurinn hans, Demantur a\u00f0 heiti, rakst \u00ed\u00ad kerti me\u00f0 \u00feeim aflei\u00f0ingum a\u00f0 margra \u00e1ra \u00fatreikningar eigandans um eitthvert blabla brunnu. Eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem \u00e9g las eitt sinn var\u00f0 Newton svo fr\u00fastrera\u00f0ur og svekktur og b\u00e6ldur og sk\u00e6ldur og s\u00far og ni\u00f0urlotinn a\u00f0 hann sn\u00e9ri s\u00e9r a\u00f0 Bifl\u00ed\u00aduranns\u00f3knum um langa hr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 hlj\u00f3tum a\u00f0 kalla \u00e1 t\u00e6knis\u00f6gufr\u00ed\u00adki\u00f0 til n\u00e1nari fr\u00e1sagna og lei\u00f0r\u00e9ttinga um meistara Newton; \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00e6\u00f0i langt s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an \u00e9g las \u00feetta.“<\/i><\/p>\n H\u00e9r er ekki laust vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00f6rli fyrir vissri s\u00f6guskekkju hj\u00e1 Vi\u00f0ari – e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur a\u00f0 hann tyggi upp \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0s\u00f6gu sem endurspegli s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ari t\u00ed\u00adma gildismat. Newton karlinn s\u00fdsla\u00f0i nefnilega \u00ed\u00ad \u00fdmsu \u00ed\u00ad gegnum t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ina. Einhverju sinni las \u00e9g a\u00f0 ef tekinn v\u00e6ri s\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ufj\u00f6ldi sem hann hef\u00f0i skrifa\u00f0 um aflfr\u00e6\u00f0i, \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ru s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0urnar um lj\u00f3sfr\u00e6\u00f0i fj\u00f3rum sinnum fleiri, umfj\u00f6llunin um gullger\u00f0arlist t\u00ed\u00adfalt pl\u00e1ssfrekari og skrifin um gu\u00f0speki \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00ed\u00adufalt vi\u00f0ameiri. (Man ekki hver r\u00e9ttu hlutf\u00f6llin voru.)<\/p>\n Lengi vel t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ku\u00f0u v\u00ed\u00adsindasagnfr\u00e6\u00f0ingar sem fj\u00f6llu\u00f0u um Newton \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 byrja \u00e1 a\u00f0 henda \u00fat \u00f6llu draslinu sem ekki fjalla\u00f0i um aflfr\u00e6\u00f0i e\u00f0a lj\u00f3sfr\u00e6\u00f0i og reyndu raunar a\u00f0 \u00feagga \u00fea\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur a\u00f0 go\u00f0i\u00f0 hafi vari\u00f0 \u00f3rat\u00ed\u00adma \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 b\u00faa til gull \u00far bl\u00fdi. \u00deetta er hins vegar auglj\u00f3slega markhyggja. \u00de\u00f3tt vi\u00f0 teljum gu\u00f0speki og gullger\u00f0arlist vera f\u00e1n\u00fdt fr\u00e6\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad raunv\u00ed\u00adsindum \u00ed\u00ad dag, \u00fe\u00e1 voru \u00feau \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00e1 t\u00ed\u00adma Newtons. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00feurfti engan klaufskan kettling til a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a Newton fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem vi\u00f0 teljum \u00ed\u00ad dag „alv\u00f6ru v\u00ed\u00adsindi“ yfir \u00ed\u00ad gu\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0igrufli\u00f0 – \u00fevert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti var \u00f3hugsandi \u00e1 \u00feessum t\u00ed\u00adma a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 skilja l\u00f6gm\u00e1l n\u00e1tt\u00farunnar \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 skilja l\u00f6gm\u00e1l gu\u00f0d\u00f3msins.<\/p>\n Bestu ranns\u00f3knir fr\u00e6\u00f0imanna n\u00fa um stundir \u00e1 verkum Newtons taka einmitt tillit til \u00fe\u00e1tta \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 gullger\u00f0artilrauna hans og stj\u00f6rnuspeki\u00e1huga. F\u00e6ra m\u00e1 r\u00f6k fyrir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad – og \u00fea\u00f0 hefur raunar veri\u00f0 gert \u00e1 \u00e1hrifar\u00ed\u00adkan h\u00e1tt – a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lasko\u00f0anir og tr\u00faarhugmyndir Newtons og samt\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0armanna hans skipti geysilegu m\u00e1li fyrir kenningalegan grundv\u00f6ll e\u00f0lisfr\u00e6\u00f0i \u00feeirra. Um \u00feetta m\u00e1 lesa \u00ed\u00ad hinni fr\u00e1b\u00e6ru b\u00f3k Leviathan and the Air-Pump<\/i> sem er t\u00ed\u00admam\u00f3taverk \u00ed\u00ad v\u00ed\u00adsindas\u00f6gunni.<\/p>\n Sem sagt – \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00e1l\u00ed\u00adka l\u00ed\u00adklegt a\u00f0 hundurinn og kerti\u00f0 hafi breytt \u00feeirri stefnu sem v\u00ed\u00adsindastarf Netons t\u00f3k og a\u00f0 hann hafi \u00ed\u00ad raun og veru fengi\u00f0 huglj\u00f3mun \u00feegar epli\u00f0 f\u00e9ll \u00e1 h\u00f6fu\u00f0 hans. (By the way – helv\u00ed\u00adtis eplatr\u00e9\u00f0 lifir enn og er or\u00f0i\u00f0 m\u00f6rghundru\u00f0 \u00e1ra gamalt…)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" S\u00f6guskekkja kattarins Vi\u00f0ar heitir ma\u00f0ur og er P\u00e1lsson. Einhverra hluta vegna k\u00fds hann a\u00f0 kalla sig „K\u00f6ttinn“ . Hvers vegna er m\u00e9r hulin r\u00e1\u00f0g\u00e1ta, enda kettir \u00f3ge\u00f0slegar skepnur. M\u00e6tti \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 fremur bi\u00f0ja um minka. L\u00e1tum \u00fe\u00f3 gott heita. \u00c1 dag skrifar Vi\u00f0ar um Karlamagn\u00fas keisara og misheppnu\u00f0um samg\u00f6ngub\u00f3tum hans. Er \u00fea\u00f0 mikil h\u00f6rmungasaga. En … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: S\u00f6guskekkja kattarins Vi\u00f0ar heitir ma\u00f0ur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}