{"id":1580,"date":"2006-09-01T23:45:25","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T23:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/stefan\/2006\/09\/01\/krokur-a-moti-brag%c3%b0i\/"},"modified":"2006-09-01T23:45:25","modified_gmt":"2006-09-01T23:45:25","slug":"krokur-a-moti-brag%c3%b0i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2006\/09\/01\/krokur-a-moti-brag%c3%b0i\/","title":{"rendered":"Kr\u00f3kur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti brag\u00f0i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00f3rum \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f6ngufer\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad hverfinu fyrir kv\u00f6ldmat. R\u00e1kum \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 augun \u00e1 Gunnarsbrautinni a\u00f0 einhverjir krakkar \u00ed\u00ad hverfinu h\u00f6f\u00f0u \u00fatb\u00fai\u00f0 ratleik \u00e1 gangst\u00e9ttinni. Me\u00f0 j\u00f6fnu millibili var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 kr\u00ed\u00adta fyrirm\u00e6li \u00e1 st\u00e9ttina \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0: &#8222;Hoppa 100 sinnum&#8220; &amp; &#8222;Standa \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum f\u00e6ti og telja upp \u00ed\u00ad 10&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 lj\u00f3s kom a\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin eru st\u00e6r\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0in\u00f6rdar, \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta var u.\u00fe.b. helmingur verkefnanna st\u00e6r\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0i\u00ferautir \u00fear sem \u00fdmist \u00e1tti a\u00f0 leggja saman \u00feriggjastafat\u00f6lur e\u00f0a draga fr\u00e1. Vi\u00f0 r\u00f6ktum sl\u00f3\u00f0 fyrirm\u00e6lanna upp M\u00e1nag\u00f6tuna &#8211; uns vi\u00f0 komum a\u00f0 h\u00fasinu heima. Fyrir framan tr\u00f6ppurnar var \u00f6r og fyrirm\u00e6lin: &#8222;Gera dyraat&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Krakkaormar! &#8211; En s\u00e1 hl\u00e6r best sem s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ast hl\u00e6r. Dyrabjallan hefur veri\u00f0 bilu\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1lft \u00e1r! \u00deetta \u00e6tti a\u00f0 kenna gr\u00ed\u00adslingunum&#8230;<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>Eins og fram hefur komi\u00f0, keyptum vi\u00f0 leikfang fyrir \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adnu \u00ed\u00ad \u00fatlandinu. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 tr\u00e9h\u00fas me\u00f0 g\u00f6tum \u00ed\u00ad \u00f3l\u00ed\u00adkum formum og samsvarandi tr\u00e9kubbum sem tro\u00f0a m\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad gegnum g\u00f6tin &#8211; alltsaman afar pedag\u00f3g\u00ed\u00adskt.<\/p>\n<p>Kubbarnir eru sext\u00e1n talsins og \u00ed\u00ad fj\u00f3rum mismunandi litum.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 kv\u00f6ld \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adna a\u00f0 leika s\u00e9r me\u00f0 kubbah\u00fasi\u00f0. H\u00fan sturta\u00f0i \u00far \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad og r\u00f3ta\u00f0i svo \u00ed\u00ad kubbunum. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa bj\u00e1stra\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feetta \u00ed\u00ad sm\u00e1t\u00ed\u00adma st\u00f3\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00e1 f\u00e6tur og labba\u00f0i til Steinunnar me\u00f0 fj\u00f3ra kubba \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f6ndunum. \u00deetta voru einmitt gulu kubbarnir fj\u00f3rir!<\/p>\n<p>Samkv\u00e6mt uppeldisskr\u00e6\u00f0um eiga sext\u00e1n m\u00e1na\u00f0a gr\u00ed\u00adsir ekki a\u00f0 hafa litaskilning. \u00deetta \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad anna\u00f0 af tvennu: anna\u00f0 hvort er barni\u00f0 br\u00e1\u00f0gert &#8211; e\u00f0a vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta hana fylla \u00fat lott\u00f3mi\u00f0a heimilisins h\u00e9r eftir.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>Eins og <a href=\"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/steinunnthora\/2006\/09\/01\/frettir-handa-johonnu\/\">fram kemur hj\u00e1 Steinunni<\/a> mun \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adna byrja \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3la um lei\u00f0 og leiksk\u00f3lastj\u00f3ranum hefur tekist a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a tvo n\u00fdja starfsmenn. \u00dea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur \u00e1hugavert a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvort \u00fea\u00f0 mun taka tvo daga e\u00f0a tvo m\u00e1nu\u00f0i.<\/p>\n<p>Leiksk\u00f3lar eiga \u00ed\u00ad basli me\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 starfsf\u00f3lk. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feekkt sta\u00f0reynd.<\/p>\n<p>Starfsf\u00f3lk \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3lum f\u00e6r sk\u00ed\u00adtakaup. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00ed\u00adka \u00feekkt sta\u00f0reynd.<\/p>\n<p>Undir e\u00f0lilegum kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um myndu marka\u00f0shyggjumenn segja \u00feessar tv\u00e6r sta\u00f0reyndir vera samhangandi &#8211; og a\u00f0 lausnin v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 h\u00e6kka kaupi\u00f0. \u00deetta sn\u00fdst j\u00fa allt um frambo\u00f0 og eftirspurn, ekki satt?<\/p>\n<p>En \u00feegar kemur a\u00f0 l\u00e1glaunaf\u00f3lki \u00ed\u00ad opinberum st\u00f6rfum, h\u00e6tta marka\u00f0shyggjumenn a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00e1 l\u00f6gm\u00e1l marka\u00f0arins. \u00dea\u00f0 s\u00e1st t.d. \u00ed\u00ad \u00e1rsbyrjun \u00feegar borgin og fleiri sveitarf\u00e9l\u00f6g h\u00e6kku\u00f0u launin \u00ed\u00ad leiksk\u00f3lunum \u00ed\u00ad \u00feeim st\u00f6rfum sem erfitt var a\u00f0 f\u00e1 f\u00f3lk \u00ed\u00ad. \u00de\u00e1 \u00e1tti l\u00f6gm\u00e1li\u00f0 um frambo\u00f0 og eftirspurn allt \u00ed\u00ad einu ekki a\u00f0 gilda lengur. Skr\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 \u00feessum ritu\u00f0um or\u00f0um er einhver \u00ed\u00ad\u00fer\u00f3ttamynd me\u00f0 Kevin Costner \u00ed\u00ad sj\u00f3nvarpinu. Er \u00fea\u00f0 bara \u00e9g &#8211; e\u00f0a hefur Kevin Costner leiki\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad hundra\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad\u00fer\u00f3ttamyndum, sem allar eru eins?<\/p>\n<p>Aldrei \u00feessu vant held \u00e9g samt a\u00f0 Rene Russo s\u00e9 ekki einst\u00e6\u00f0a m\u00f3\u00f0irinn sem endar \u00e1 a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad\u00fer\u00f3ttamanninum. Er \u00fea\u00f0 bara \u00e9g &#8211; e\u00f0a hefur Rene Russo leiki\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad hundra\u00f0 myndum \u00fear sem h\u00fan er einst\u00e6\u00f0a m\u00f3\u00f0irin sem endar \u00e1 a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 a\u00f0als\u00f6guhetjunni?<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0degis f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad spjall \u00e1 \u00datvarpi S\u00f6gu um fri\u00f0arm\u00e1l hj\u00e1 Gu\u00f0mundi T\u00fd (Mumma \u00ed\u00ad m\u00f3torsmi\u00f0junni). Ekki veit \u00e9g hvort margir hlustu\u00f0u, en \u00e9g hef \u00fe\u00f3 alltaf gaman af a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00e1 \u00datvarp S\u00f6gu, enda eru vi\u00f0t\u00f6lin \u00fear yfirleitt \u00ferj\u00fa kort\u00e9r. Vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur \u00fer\u00f3ast umr\u00e6\u00f0urnar allt \u00f6\u00f0ru v\u00ed\u00adsi en \u00ed\u00ad 5 m\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatna \u00f6rvi\u00f0t\u00f6lunum sem ma\u00f0ur er vanur \u00far magas\u00ed\u00adn\u00fe\u00e1ttunum \u00e1 R\u00e1s 2 e\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad sj\u00f3nvarpi.<\/p>\n<p>Annars er toppurinn alltaf a\u00f0 komast \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0t\u00f6l \u00e1 R\u00e1s 1. \u00dear eru umsj\u00f3narmennirnir undantekningarl\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 undirb\u00fanir og vita nokkurn veginn hvernig vi\u00f0tali\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera byggt upp \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00fdtt er \u00e1 uppt\u00f6kutakkann.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>Merkileg Gallup-k\u00f6nnun \u00ed\u00ad fr\u00e9ttunum \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ld, \u00fear sem afsta\u00f0a f\u00f3lks til \u00e1litam\u00e1la var\u00f0andi str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad L\u00ed\u00adbanon var greind eftir stu\u00f0ningi vi\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1laflokkana. Er Frams\u00f3knarflokkurinn or\u00f0i\u00f0 athvarf \u00ed\u00adslenskra Z\u00ed\u00adonista?<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9r finnst ekki n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 gert af \u00feessu. A\u00f0ilarnir sem sj\u00e1 um ger\u00f0 kannananna spyrja um hitt og \u00feetta og sundurgreina \u00fea\u00f0 svo eftir stu\u00f0ningi vi\u00f0 flokka, en yfirleitt eru \u00fe\u00e6r ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0ur einungis til eigin nota. Gaman v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 vita hvort spurningin um \u00ed\u008dsrael e\u00f0a Hizbollah hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 frumkv\u00e6\u00f0i Gallups e\u00f0a hvort h\u00fan s\u00e9 keypt?<\/p>\n<p>M\u00ed\u00adn \u00e1giskun er a\u00f0 einhver erlendur a\u00f0ili, hugsanlega Bandar\u00ed\u00adkjastj\u00f3rn e\u00f0a \u00ed\u008dsraelsstj\u00f3rn hafi l\u00e1ti\u00f0 Gallup spyrja a\u00f0 \u00feessu v\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a um heim og \u00ed\u00adslenska k\u00f6nnunin s\u00e9 hluti af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad d\u00e6mi. Samt merkilegt a\u00f0 ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0urnar hafi rata\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0arp\u00falsinn en ekki bara til kaupandans ef \u00feessi tilg\u00e1ta er r\u00e9tt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00f3rum \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f6ngufer\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad hverfinu fyrir kv\u00f6ldmat. R\u00e1kum \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 augun \u00e1 Gunnarsbrautinni a\u00f0 einhverjir krakkar \u00ed\u00ad hverfinu h\u00f6f\u00f0u \u00fatb\u00fai\u00f0 ratleik \u00e1 gangst\u00e9ttinni. Me\u00f0 j\u00f6fnu millibili var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 kr\u00ed\u00adta fyrirm\u00e6li \u00e1 st\u00e9ttina \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0: &#8222;Hoppa 100 sinnum&#8220; &amp; &#8222;Standa \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum f\u00e6ti og telja upp \u00ed\u00ad 10&#8220;. \u00c1 lj\u00f3s kom a\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin eru &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2006\/09\/01\/krokur-a-moti-brag%c3%b0i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kr\u00f3kur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti brag\u00f0i<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}