{"id":1670,"date":"2006-11-13T00:03:32","date_gmt":"2006-11-13T00:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/stefan\/2006\/11\/13\/til-varnar-isg\/"},"modified":"2006-11-13T00:03:32","modified_gmt":"2006-11-13T00:03:32","slug":"til-varnar-isg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2006\/11\/13\/til-varnar-isg\/","title":{"rendered":"Til varnar ISG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adsku spjall\u00fe\u00e6ttirnir munu n\u00e6stu vikuna sn\u00faast um pr\u00f3fkj\u00f6ri\u00f0 hj\u00e1 kr\u00f6tunum og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9rstaklega slappa \u00fatkomu formannsins. \u00dea\u00f0 er kostulegt a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 leikritinu sem Ingibj\u00f6rg og \u00d6ssur leika. Hann \u00feykist vo\u00f0a hissa og \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 stu\u00f0ninginn, h\u00fan l\u00e6tur eins og ekkert s\u00e9 og segir a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fkj\u00f6r s\u00e9u svona \u00f3\u00fatreiknanleg.<\/p>\n<p>B\u00e6\u00f0i eru \u00feau auglj\u00f3slega a\u00f0 lj\u00faga. \u00deau vita &#8211; eins og allir sem eitthva\u00f0 vita um hvernig flokkar og pr\u00f3fkj\u00f6r virka &#8211; a\u00f0 svona ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0a f\u00e6st ekki nema eftir plott. \u00d6ssur Skarph\u00e9\u00f0insson b\u00fd\u00f0ur sig fram \u00ed\u00ad 2-3 s\u00e6ti en f\u00e6r m\u00f6rghundru\u00f0 atkv\u00e6\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad 1.s\u00e6ti. \u00c1 pr\u00f3fkj\u00f6ri sem sn\u00fdst svona miki\u00f0 um smalanir, \u00fe\u00e1 getur sl\u00ed\u00adkt ekki gerst nema me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad m\u00f3ti einu a\u00f0 frambj\u00f3\u00f0andinn og hans f\u00f3lk sendi \u00fat \u00feau tilm\u00e6li a\u00f0 setja vi\u00f0komandi efstan. \u00deetta heitir \u00e1 mannam\u00e1li a\u00f0 plotta gegn formanninum.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00fa skyldi enginn halda a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti plottum, undirr\u00f3\u00f0ri og drullumixi. \u00c9g var \u00ed\u00ad Al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ubandalaginu sem gekk fyrir plottum, undirr\u00f3\u00f0ri og drullumixi. Sumir af m\u00ed\u00adnum bestu vinum eru plottarar, undirr\u00f3\u00f0ursmenn og drullumixarar.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 m\u00ed\u00adnum huga hlj\u00f3ta plott hins vegar a\u00f0 hafa tilgang &#8211; eitthvert markmi\u00f0. Spurt er: tr\u00fair \u00d6ssur Skarph\u00e9\u00f0insson a\u00f0 hann eigi m\u00f6gulega endurkomu sem forma\u00f0ur Samfylkingarinnar? Nei, fjandakorni\u00f0. Reynir hann a\u00f0 grafa undan formanninum til \u00feess a\u00f0 koma einhverjum \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00ed\u00ad hennar st\u00f3l? Tja, hver \u00e6tti \u00fea\u00f0 svo sem a\u00f0 vera?<\/p>\n<p>Eina r\u00f6kr\u00e9tta ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an er a\u00f0 \u00farslitin \u00ed\u00ad pr\u00f3fkj\u00f6rinu s\u00e9u ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0a einhverskonar hefndarbrots, \u00fear sem fr\u00fastrera\u00f0ur leikma\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad tapli\u00f0i klippir ni\u00f0ur framherja andst\u00e6\u00f0inganna \u00ed\u00ad uppb\u00f3tart\u00ed\u00adma \u00e1n s\u00fdnilegrar \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u.<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u00f0 gengur f\u00f3lki til a\u00f0 stinga formanninn \u00ed\u00ad stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1laflokknum s\u00ed\u00adnum \u00ed\u00ad baki\u00f0 ef markmi\u00f0i\u00f0 er ekki a\u00f0 steypa honum? L\u00e1 Ingibj\u00f6rg svona vel vi\u00f0 h\u00f6ggi?<\/p>\n<p>Plott, undirr\u00f3\u00f0ur og drullumix eru g\u00f6fugar hef\u00f0ir \u00ed\u00ad stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lum, en \u00feessar hef\u00f0ir ber a\u00f0 umgangast af vir\u00f0ingu. Svona vinnubr\u00f6g\u00f0 eru til \u00feess fallin a\u00f0 koma \u00f3or\u00f0i \u00e1 okkur hin sem kunnum me\u00f0 \u00feessi t\u00e6ki a\u00f0 fara!<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>The Chicken Commander, heimildarmynd Kristins Hrafssonar og Fri\u00f0riks Gu\u00f0mundssonar ver\u00f0ur s\u00fdnd \u00ed\u00ad Fri\u00f0arh\u00fasi m\u00e1nudagskv\u00f6ld kl. 20. \u00deetta er erlenda \u00fatg\u00e1fan af \u00cdslensku sveitinni og nokku\u00f0 fr\u00e1brug\u00f0in henni. Hvet sem flesta til a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adsku spjall\u00fe\u00e6ttirnir munu n\u00e6stu vikuna sn\u00faast um pr\u00f3fkj\u00f6ri\u00f0 hj\u00e1 kr\u00f6tunum og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9rstaklega slappa \u00fatkomu formannsins. \u00dea\u00f0 er kostulegt a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 leikritinu sem Ingibj\u00f6rg og \u00d6ssur leika. Hann \u00feykist vo\u00f0a hissa og \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 stu\u00f0ninginn, h\u00fan l\u00e6tur eins og ekkert s\u00e9 og segir a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fkj\u00f6r s\u00e9u svona \u00f3\u00fatreiknanleg. B\u00e6\u00f0i eru \u00feau auglj\u00f3slega a\u00f0 lj\u00faga. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2006\/11\/13\/til-varnar-isg\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Til varnar ISG<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}