{"id":1689,"date":"2006-12-04T23:09:20","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T23:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/stefan\/2006\/12\/04\/hin-nyja-tiska-stjornmalanna\/"},"modified":"2006-12-04T23:09:20","modified_gmt":"2006-12-04T23:09:20","slug":"hin-nyja-tiska-stjornmalanna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2006\/12\/04\/hin-nyja-tiska-stjornmalanna\/","title":{"rendered":"Hin n\u00fdja t\u00edska stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lanna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00f3n Sigur\u00f0sson hefur, \u00f6llum a\u00f0 \u00f3v\u00f6rum, komi\u00f0 af sta\u00f0 n\u00fdrri t\u00ed\u00adskubylgju \u00ed\u00ad stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1laheiminum.<\/p>\n<p>Um daginn kom J\u00f3n fram og l\u00fdsti \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad yfir a\u00f0 \u00fevert \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem flokksmenn hef\u00f0u haldi\u00f0 fram, hef\u00f0i stu\u00f0ningurinn vi\u00f0 \u00ed\u008draksstr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0i\u00f0 veri\u00f0 rugl og n\u00fa v\u00e6ri kominn t\u00ed\u00admi til a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 berja h\u00f6f\u00f0inu vi\u00f0 steininn og vi\u00f0urkenna sta\u00f0reyndir m\u00e1lsins. &#8211; \u00deessu h\u00f6f\u00f0u raunar flestir gert s\u00e9r grein fyrir \u00ed\u00ad meira en \u00ferj\u00fa \u00e1r, en \u00fea\u00f0 var samt \u00e1g\u00e6tt a\u00f0 heyra formanninn vi\u00f0urkenna \u00feetta.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 komu forystumenn Samfylkingarinnar fram og l\u00fdstu \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad yfir a\u00f0 \u00fevert \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem flokksmenn hef\u00f0u haldi\u00f0 fram, hef\u00f0i flokkurinn glata\u00f0ur og fyrirlitinn af flestum og n\u00fa v\u00e6ri kominn t\u00ed\u00admi til a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 berja h\u00f6f\u00f0inu vi\u00f0 steininn og vi\u00f0urkenna sta\u00f0reyndir m\u00e1lsins. &#8211; \u00deessu h\u00f6f\u00f0u raunar flestir gert s\u00e9r grein fyrir \u00ed\u00ad meira en sj\u00f6 \u00e1r, en \u00fea\u00f0 var samt \u00e1g\u00e6tt a\u00f0 heyra \u00feau vi\u00f0urkenna \u00feetta.<\/p>\n<p>Annars v\u00f6ktu \u00feessar umr\u00e6\u00f0ur upp minningar um <a href=\"http:\/\/murinn.is\/eldra_b.asp?nr=98&amp;gerd=Gler&amp;arg=1\">eina af upp\u00e1haldsgreinunum m\u00ed\u00adnum af M\u00farnum<\/a>, fr\u00e1 \u00e1rinu 2000. \u00dear er Steini \u00ed\u00ad miklu stu\u00f0i:<\/p>\n<p><em><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">Slagor\u00f0 Samfylkingarinnar er jafnframt kjarni pre-m\u00f3dernismans: &#8222;\u00dea\u00f0 sem er, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert a\u00f0 marka.&#8220; N\u00fat\u00ed\u00adminn er ekki n\u00fana heldur br\u00e1\u00f0um. N\u00faverandi \u00e1stand skiptir ekki m\u00e1li af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a allt \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00ed\u00adsi. Allt mun gj\u00f6rbreytast og \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf a\u00f0 skilgreina, gera sk\u00fdrslur, vinna \u00fattektir og hugsa upp \u00e1 n\u00fdtt. Veruleiki dagsins \u00ed\u00ad dag skiptir ekki meira m\u00e1li en tilvist hvers annars norsks bl\u00f6kkusv\u00ed\u00adns \u00ed\u00ad einangrunarst\u00f6\u00f0inni \u00ed\u00ad Hr\u00ed\u00adsey.<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hva\u00f0 skyldi annars hafa or\u00f0i\u00f0 um norska bl\u00f6kkusv\u00ed\u00adni\u00f0?<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>\u00ed\u0081\u00f0an hitti \u00e9g Bjarna Fel \u00ed\u00ad N\u00f3at\u00fani, vi\u00f0 heilsu\u00f0umst og skiptumst \u00e1 nokkrum or\u00f0um &#8211; \u00fear sem hann spur\u00f0i mig m.a. um hvort einhver k\u00f6kutegund v\u00e6ri ekki brag\u00f0g\u00f3\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deetta samtal fannst m\u00e9r s\u00e9rstaklega skemmtilegt \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3si \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g er n\u00fdlega b\u00fainn a\u00f0 skila af m\u00e9r greinarstubbi \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f6gu Melask\u00f3la \u00fear sem \u00e9g rakti einmitt \u00fea\u00f0 st\u00f3ra skref ungs drengs \u00e1ri\u00f0 1986 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed\u00ad Bjarna Fel.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 kv\u00f6ld f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad heitt ba\u00f0 og las \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00ed\u00ad Dilbert-b\u00f3kinni sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk l\u00e1na\u00f0a hj\u00e1 Sverri Jakobs og skila\u00f0i aldrei. \u00dea\u00f0 er vandaverk a\u00f0 lesa \u00ed\u00ad ba\u00f0i og \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad skynsamlegt a\u00f0 nota annarra manna b\u00e6kur vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 i\u00f0ju.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deetta er b\u00f3kin Dilbert Future sem samanstendur b\u00e6\u00f0i af teikningum og texta h\u00f6fundarins. Alltaf finnst m\u00e9r jafnfur\u00f0ulegt a\u00f0 lesa lokakaflann, \u00fear sem h\u00f6fundurinn l\u00fdsir heims\u00f3knum s\u00ed\u00adnum til sp\u00e1mi\u00f0la og fur\u00f0ulegum hugmyndum um hvernig beita megi hugaraflinu til a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hrif \u00e1 framr\u00e1s atbur\u00f0a &#8211; og \u00feegar rennur upp fyrir lesandanum a\u00f0 h\u00f6fundinum er full alvara.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>\u00d3l\u00ed\u00adna er me\u00f0 hita, eyrnab\u00f3lgu og a\u00f0 taka tennur. \u00dea\u00f0 er miki\u00f0 gr\u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00e1 M\u00e1nag\u00f6tunni og miki\u00f0 horft \u00e1 Bubba Byggi, M\u00fam\u00ed\u00adn\u00e1lfana og Magga m\u00f6rg\u00e6s. \u00c1 morgun byrjar Steinunn \u00ed\u00ad heimapr\u00f3fi, svo \u00e9g ver\u00f0 talsvert heimavi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sinna pestargemlingnum. Litla skinni\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00f3n Sigur\u00f0sson hefur, \u00f6llum a\u00f0 \u00f3v\u00f6rum, komi\u00f0 af sta\u00f0 n\u00fdrri t\u00ed\u00adskubylgju \u00ed\u00ad stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1laheiminum. Um daginn kom J\u00f3n fram og l\u00fdsti \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad yfir a\u00f0 \u00fevert \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem flokksmenn hef\u00f0u haldi\u00f0 fram, hef\u00f0i stu\u00f0ningurinn vi\u00f0 \u00ed\u008draksstr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0i\u00f0 veri\u00f0 rugl og n\u00fa v\u00e6ri kominn t\u00ed\u00admi til a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 berja h\u00f6f\u00f0inu vi\u00f0 steininn og vi\u00f0urkenna sta\u00f0reyndir m\u00e1lsins. &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2006\/12\/04\/hin-nyja-tiska-stjornmalanna\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hin n\u00fdja t\u00edska stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lanna<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}