{"id":1772,"date":"2007-01-29T23:48:05","date_gmt":"2007-01-29T23:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/stefan\/2007\/01\/29\/helvitis-l%c3%a6mingjar\/"},"modified":"2007-01-29T23:48:05","modified_gmt":"2007-01-29T23:48:05","slug":"helvitis-l%c3%a6mingjar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2007\/01\/29\/helvitis-l%c3%a6mingjar\/","title":{"rendered":"Helv\u00edtis l\u00e6mingjar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Urr! \u00deetta \u00e1ttu a\u00f0 vera kosningarnar \u00feegar Frams\u00f3knarflokkurinn yr\u00f0i n\u00e1lega \u00feurrka\u00f0ur \u00fat &#8211; e\u00f0a honum greitt sl\u00ed\u00adkt h\u00f6gg a\u00f0 hann st\u00e6\u00f0i ekki upp aftur. L\u00ed\u00adkurnar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad fara minnkandi. Ekki vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 Frams\u00f3kn s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 minna gl\u00f6tu\u00f0 en fyrr, heldur vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 flokkarnir sem eru me\u00f0 okkur \u00ed\u00ad stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0u eru drasl.<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u00f0a helv\u00ed\u00adtis l\u00e6mingjaheg\u00f0un er a\u00f0 gr\u00ed\u00adpa um sig hj\u00e1 \u00feessu li\u00f0i? Frj\u00e1lsyndi flokkurinn er a\u00f0 fremja sj\u00e1lfsmor\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 sj\u00e1 allir. Samfylkingin er heltekin af sj\u00e1lfsey\u00f0ingarhv\u00f6t og vir\u00f0ist f\u00e1 eitthvert undarlegt kikk \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a vandam\u00e1l s\u00ed\u00adn \u00e1 torgum. \u00deetta er f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem leyf\u00f0i Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokknum a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00feessari drottnunarst\u00f6\u00f0u \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00adslensku samf\u00e9lagi me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 tala ekki um anna\u00f0 allan t\u00ed\u00adunda \u00e1ratuginn en skipulagsm\u00e1l vinstrimanna &#8211; l\u00ed\u00adkt og ekki v\u00e6ri h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 standa \u00ed\u00ad neinni p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adskri umr\u00e6\u00f0u fyrr en lj\u00f3st v\u00e6ri hvort vinstriflokkarnir v\u00e6ru einn, tveir e\u00f0a \u00fer\u00ed\u00adr. &#8211; Og n\u00fana \u00e6tla \u00feau a\u00f0 byrja upp \u00e1 n\u00fdtt! Er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 skila \u00feessu li\u00f0i?<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>N\u00fdjasti lukkuriddarinn \u00ed\u00ad p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adkinni, \u00d3mar Ragnarsson, var \u00ed\u00ad Kastlj\u00f3si \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ld a\u00f0 tala fyrir verstu hugmynd seinni t\u00ed\u00adma. \u00d3mar vill endurvekja &#8222;r\u00fantinn&#8220; \u00ed\u00ad Reykjav\u00ed\u00adk, sem hann telur a\u00f0 geti ekki gerst nema Austurstr\u00e6ti ver\u00f0i gert a\u00f0 tv\u00ed\u00adstefnug\u00f6tu.<\/p>\n<p>L\u00e1tum liggja milli hluta \u00fe\u00f3tt umhverfisverndarhetjan eigi \u00feann draum a\u00f0 auka tilgangslausa b\u00ed\u00adlaumfer\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fatbl\u00e6stri og h\u00e1va\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad mi\u00f0b\u00e6num. Gallar hugmyndarinnar eru a\u00f0rir og auglj\u00f3sari.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d3mar bendir \u00e1 a\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fati \u00e1 landi lifi r\u00fantamenningin enn\u00fe\u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0u l\u00ed\u00adfi. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur ekkert me\u00f0 tv\u00ed\u00adstefnug\u00f6tur a\u00f0 gera. F\u00f3lk fer \u00e1 r\u00fantinn \u00fati \u00e1 landi VEGNA \u00deESS a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fati \u00e1 landi og hefur ekkert betra a\u00f0 gera.<\/p>\n<p>Hinn beiski sannleikur um &#8222;r\u00fanta&#8220; er \u00feessi: \u00deeir sem aka r\u00fantinn eru sautj\u00e1n \u00e1ra str\u00e1kar, sem reyna a\u00f0 lokka sext\u00e1n \u00e1ra stelpur upp \u00ed\u00ad b\u00ed\u00adlana s\u00ed\u00adna. \u00deeir sem eru or\u00f0nir \u00e1tj\u00e1n komast inn \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas og bari og \u00feurfa ekki a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessari vitleysu.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 kennarastofunni \u00ed\u00ad Verk- og raunv\u00ed\u00adsindadeild spunnust \u00ed\u00ad dag miklar umr\u00e6\u00f0ur um Lukku L\u00e1ka-b\u00e6kurnar. M\u00f6nnum bar saman um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r s\u00e9u st\u00f3rlega vanmetnar, me\u00f0an teiknimyndasnobbarar hampa Tinna meira en g\u00f3\u00f0u h\u00f3fi gegnir. Sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0in\u00f6rdar hr\u00ed\u00adfast af hinum fj\u00f6lm\u00f6rgu gl\u00e6silegu s\u00f6gulegu v\u00ed\u00adsunum \u00ed\u00ad Lukku L\u00e1ka.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 skrifa meira um Lukku L\u00e1ka h\u00e9r \u00e1 n\u00e6stunni.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>Er a\u00f0 lesa einhverja skemmtilegustu b\u00f3k sem \u00e9g hef komist \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1a herrans t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0. Meira um \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>Megi Moggabloggi\u00f0 hreppa einhvern skringisj\u00fakd\u00f3m sem ma\u00f0ur heyrir bara um \u00ed\u00ad \u00fe\u00e1ttunum um House!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Urr! \u00deetta \u00e1ttu a\u00f0 vera kosningarnar \u00feegar Frams\u00f3knarflokkurinn yr\u00f0i n\u00e1lega \u00feurrka\u00f0ur \u00fat &#8211; e\u00f0a honum greitt sl\u00ed\u00adkt h\u00f6gg a\u00f0 hann st\u00e6\u00f0i ekki upp aftur. L\u00ed\u00adkurnar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad fara minnkandi. Ekki vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 Frams\u00f3kn s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 minna gl\u00f6tu\u00f0 en fyrr, heldur vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 flokkarnir sem eru me\u00f0 okkur \u00ed\u00ad stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0u eru drasl. Hva\u00f0a helv\u00ed\u00adtis &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2007\/01\/29\/helvitis-l%c3%a6mingjar\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Helv\u00edtis l\u00e6mingjar<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}