{"id":179,"date":"2002-11-13T10:46:40","date_gmt":"2002-11-13T10:46:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2002\/11\/13\/tilhugalifsblogg\/"},"modified":"2002-11-13T10:46:40","modified_gmt":"2002-11-13T10:46:40","slug":"tilhugalifsblogg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2002\/11\/13\/tilhugalifsblogg\/","title":{"rendered":"Tilhugal\u00edfsblogg"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jamm og j\u00e6ja. \u00c1 dag eigum vi\u00f0 Steinunn<\/a> \u00e1rsafm\u00e6li, ekki er \u00fea\u00f0 amalegt. Hva\u00f0 gerir ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 merkisstundum sem \u00feessum? J\u00fa, ma\u00f0ur m\u00e6tir \u00e1 fund \u00ed\u00ad uppstillingarnefnd VG og stillir upp frambo\u00f0slistum fram eftir \u00f6llu…<\/p>\n

Rifjum samt a\u00f0eins upp \u00feann 13. n\u00f3vember 2001:<\/p>\n

Um \u00fe\u00e6r mundir voru vina\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ir okkar \u00ed\u00ad austri og vestri a\u00f0 berjast gegn hry\u00f0juverkum me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 drepa \u00fe\u00fasundir manna \u00ed\u00ad einu f\u00e1t\u00e6kasta r\u00ed\u00adki heims. Mogginn var spenntur. Halld\u00f3r \u00ed\u0081sgr\u00ed\u00admsson l\u00ed\u00adka.<\/p>\n

Fri\u00f0arsinnar \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0u a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00ed\u00ad s\u00e9r heyra og efna til fundar \u00ed\u00ad mi\u00f0b\u00e6num. \u00c1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad skyni (og vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 bo\u00f0a \u00feurfti Landsr\u00e1\u00f0stefnu SHA) \u00ferykktum vi\u00f0 Palli<\/a> \u00fat litlum Dagfara og v\u00e6num slurk af barmmerkjum. \u00de\u00e1 var bara eftir a\u00f0 brj\u00f3ta bl\u00f6\u00f0in saman og setja \u00e1 \u00feau l\u00ed\u00admmi\u00f0a me\u00f0 heimilisf\u00f6ngum.<\/p>\n

Dagana \u00e1 undan h\u00f6f\u00f0u einhverjar \u00fereifingar veri\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad gangi hj\u00e1 okkur Steinunni: fari\u00f0 \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas undir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad yfirskini a\u00f0 veri\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 stilla upp n\u00fdrri mi\u00f0nefnd; b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f3fer\u00f0 undir svipu\u00f0um formerkjum og mara\u00feon-s\u00ed\u00admt\u00f6l til a\u00f0 b\u00fdsnast yfir hinum fri\u00f0arhreyfingunum. \u00dea\u00f0 l\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad beint vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 senda t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stinn: H\u00e6 s\u00e6ta! Hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 r\u00f3mant\u00ed\u00adskt stefnum\u00f3t \u00e1 Hringbrautinni kl. 17.\u00c2\u00a0– \u00de\u00fa, \u00e9g, kertalj\u00f3s, ostar,… Palli, Sverrir, Stef\u00e1n J\u00f3nsson og 1.800 \u00f3brotnir Dagfarar.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hot dating tip #1\u00c2\u00a0– \u00feegar kemur a\u00f0 stefnum\u00f3tum sl\u00e6r ekkert \u00fat almenn skrifstofust\u00f6rf \u00ed\u00ad sveittra manna h\u00f3pi<\/em><\/p>\n

Og \u00fea\u00f0 var seti\u00f0 vi\u00f0, broti\u00f0, l\u00ed\u00admt, skori\u00f0 sig \u00e1 papp\u00ed\u00adr og ra\u00f0a\u00f0 eftir p\u00f3stn\u00famerum \u00fear til a\u00f0 ganga \u00e1tta. Hva\u00f0 svo? Kv\u00f6ldmatur \u00e1 Holtinu? Horninu? …Tomma borgurum?\u00c2\u00a0– Tja, ekki beinl\u00ed\u00adnis. Meira svona undirb\u00faningsfundur fyrir NATO-m\u00f3tm\u00e6lin h\u00e1lfu \u00e1ri s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar. Vi\u00f0 marseru\u00f0um \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad fimm saman til fundarins, til \u00feess eins a\u00f0 uppg\u00f6tva a\u00f0 kl\u00fa\u00f0rast haf\u00f0i a\u00f0 bo\u00f0a hann. Vi\u00f0ar litli \u00deorsteinsson (flottur.is) var s\u00e1 eini sem var m\u00e6ttur.\u00c2\u00a0– T\u00f3kum okkur svona klukkut\u00ed\u00adma \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta vissar ranghugmyndir Vi\u00f0ars um hina r\u00f3tt\u00e6ku vinstrihreyfingu \u00ed\u00ad landinu. Hann var\u00f0 fremur s\u00e1r, en jafna\u00f0i sig flj\u00f3tlega.<\/p>\n

Hot dating tip #2\u00c2\u00a0– tilgangslausir og langdregnir fundir kveikja \u00e1starb\u00e1l<\/em><\/p>\n

A\u00f0 fundinum me\u00f0 flottum.is loknum l\u00e1 lei\u00f0in \u00e1 N\u00e6sta bar, en \u00fe\u00e1 var bj\u00f3rinn enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 \u00feokkalegu ver\u00f0i \u00fear og kratahyski\u00f0 ekki b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 leggja sta\u00f0inn undir sig. \u00dear var strax teki\u00f0 til \u00f3spilltra m\u00e1lanna vi\u00f0 bj\u00f3rdrykkju. Illu heilli \u00e1ttum vi\u00f0 sta\u00f0inn ekki \u00fat a\u00f0 fyrir okkur.<\/p>\n

Me\u00f0al annarra gesta \u00e1 N\u00e6sta bar var Egill Helgason, sem \u00fe\u00e1 var ekki byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00fdta barnavagni um allan b\u00e6inn heldur sat a\u00f0 sumbli. Egill rauk a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu okkar og vildi fara a\u00f0 tala um str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad Afganistan. Afsta\u00f0a hans \u00ed\u00ad m\u00e1linu var fullkomlega galin: hann sag\u00f0ist hafa veri\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0inu \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00fea\u00f0 byrja\u00f0i\u00c2\u00a0– en hef\u00f0i sn\u00faist hugur vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0sreksturinn gengi svo vel! Er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 vera meiri hentistefnuma\u00f0ur en a\u00f0 vera hlynntur velheppnu\u00f0um<\/em> str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0um en \u00e1 m\u00f3ti hinum? Helv\u00ed\u00adtis str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0s\u00e6singamennirnir standa \u00fe\u00f3 og falla me\u00f0 sinni sko\u00f0un!\u00c2\u00a0– Fyrir viki\u00f0 vorum vi\u00f0 Palli flj\u00f3tlega komnir \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1va\u00f0arifrildi vi\u00f0 Egil, starfsf\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00e1 barnum \u00feurfti a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja okkur a\u00f0 l\u00e6kka r\u00f3minn og \u00e9g er ekki fjarri \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um lami\u00f0 manninn ef deilurnar hef\u00f0u sta\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0eins lengur…<\/p>\n

Hot dating tip #3\u00c2\u00a0– ekki s\u00fdna st\u00falkunni \u00feinni minnstu athygli, eyddu frekar kv\u00f6ldinu \u00ed\u00ad rifrildi, fro\u00f0ufellandi af br\u00e6\u00f0i<\/em><\/p>\n

En Egill Helgason var ekki eini fr\u00e6gikallinn \u00e1 N\u00e6sta bar \u00feetta kv\u00f6ld. H\u00e6star\u00e9ttarl\u00f6gma\u00f0urinn Haraldur Bl\u00f6ndal var \u00fear l\u00ed\u00adka. \u00d3\u00fearft er a\u00f0 taka \u00fea\u00f0 fram a\u00f0 Haraldur var drukkinn.<\/p>\n

L\u00f6gma\u00f0urinn kom a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu okkar og f\u00e9kk s\u00e9r s\u00e6ti vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 Steinunni. Hann var ekkert a\u00f0 tv\u00ed\u00adn\u00f3na vi\u00f0 hlutina heldur spur\u00f0i beint: Seg\u00f0u m\u00e9r fr\u00f6ken, eru\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r me\u00f0 einhverjum \u00feessara herramanna?<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0– Vi\u00f0 \u00feessari spurningu eru tv\u00f6 m\u00f6guleg sv\u00f6r. Anna\u00f0 skynsamlegt, hitt \u00f3stj\u00f3rnlega heimskulegt.<\/p>\n

G\u00e1fulega svari\u00f0: J\u00e1 raunar. \u00c9g er me\u00f0 honum \u00feessum (benda \u00e1 einhvern) og hann er me\u00f0 svarta belti\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad karate.<\/em>
\nHeimskulega svari\u00f0: Uhh, ha? Uml,… nei…<\/em>
\n(Engin ver\u00f0laun eru veitt fyrir a\u00f0 giska \u00e1 hvorn kostinn Steinunn valdi.)<\/p>\n

Menn geta haft \u00fdmsar sko\u00f0anir \u00e1 Haraldi Bl\u00f6ndal, en \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur ekki af honum teki\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann er ma\u00f0ur framkv\u00e6mda, enda taldi hann sig vera kominn me\u00f0 byssuleyfi \u00e1 a\u00f0 kl\u00ed\u00adpa Steinunni og \u00feukla \u00e1 \u00fdmsa lund\u00c2\u00a0– milli \u00feess sem hann reyndi a\u00f0 \u00fatlista fyrir Sverri<\/a> sko\u00f0anir s\u00ed\u00adnar \u00e1 J\u00f3hannesi \u00far K\u00f6tlum.<\/p>\n

Hot dating tip #4\u00c2\u00a0– l\u00e1ttu drukkna og \u00f3g\u00e6fulega l\u00f6gmenn \u00e1reita st\u00falkuna \u00fe\u00ed\u00adna. \u00de\u00fa ert alltaf a\u00f0 gr\u00e6\u00f0a \u00e1 samanbur\u00f0inum<\/em><\/p>\n

A\u00f0 lokum var haldi\u00f0 af N\u00e6sta bar og heim \u00e1 Hringbraut. Hef\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 einhverjir tali\u00f0 a\u00f0 skynsamlegt hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja \u00fe\u00e1 P\u00e1l, Sverri og f\u00e9laga Stef\u00e1n a\u00f0 pilla sig \u00ed\u00ad burtu til a\u00f0 bjarga \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem bjarga\u00f0 v\u00e6ri af kv\u00f6ldinu. Rangt!\u00c2\u00a0– \u00c1 Hringbrautinni var nefnilega a\u00f0 finna b\u00e6\u00f0i bj\u00f3r og visk\u00fd sem l\u00e1 undir skemmdum.<\/p>\n

Heima \u00ed\u00ad stofu var kveikt \u00e1 gr\u00e6junum. Blondie, Siouxie and the Banshees og Smiths ur\u00f0u fyrir valinu. Rifrildi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Egil var gert upp og r\u00e6tt um landsins gagn og nau\u00f0synjar. Opi\u00f0 var \u00fat \u00e1 svalir. (\u00deetta atri\u00f0i skiptir m\u00e1li \u00ed\u00ad eftirm\u00e1la \u00feessarar s\u00f6gu.)<\/p>\n

Eftir 1-2 t\u00ed\u00adma setu var hver deigur dropi drukkinn og skyndilega \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0u P\u00e1ll, Sverrir og f\u00e9lagi Stef\u00e1n a\u00f0 spretta \u00e1 f\u00e6tur og yfirgefa sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 allir \u00ed\u00ad einu. Og ekki vonum fyrr…<\/p>\n

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Eftirm\u00e1li regndropanna…<\/strong><\/p>\n

13. n\u00f3vember 2001 fer l\u00ed\u00adklega ekki \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f6gub\u00e6kur h\u00fasf\u00e9lagsins a\u00f0 Hringbraut 119 en 14. n\u00f3vember gerir \u00fea\u00f0 hiklaust. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega dagurinn sem brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0ingurinn \u00e1 3. h\u00e6\u00f0inni snappa\u00f0i, \u00f3k \u00ed\u00ad gegnum b\u00ed\u00adlsk\u00fdlishur\u00f0ina og reyndi a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ast \u00e1 l\u00f6greglumenn me\u00f0 sve\u00f0ju.<\/p>\n

Eins og gefur a\u00f0 skilja var miki\u00f0 sl\u00fa\u00f0ra\u00f0 um \u00feessa s\u00e9rst\u00e6\u00f0u upp\u00e1komu me\u00f0al \u00ed\u00adb\u00faa h\u00fassins n\u00e6stu daga \u00e1 eftir, enda eiga menn \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad almennt ekki a\u00f0 venjast a\u00f0 b\u00faa undir sama \u00feaki og \u00f3\u00f0ur sve\u00f0juma\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n

Einhverju sinni var forma\u00f0ur h\u00fasf\u00e9lagsins a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 einn \u00ed\u00adb\u00faann og taldi s\u00e1 sig hafa heyrt h\u00e1va\u00f0an \u00far part\u00fdinu, sem a\u00f0 lokum leiddi til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 rann \u00e1 manninn. Taldi vi\u00f0komandi sig hafa heyrt mikinn glasaglaum \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum t\u00ed\u00admanum n\u00f3ttina \u00e1\u00f0ur og hef\u00f0u \u00fear eflaust veri\u00f0 \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni ofbeldisma\u00f0urinn og kump\u00e1nar hans.\u00c2\u00a0– Hitt \u00fe\u00f3tti m\u00e9r merkilegast<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0– b\u00e6tti s\u00e1 skarpskyggni vi\u00f0 –a\u00f0 ef marka m\u00e1tti hr\u00f3pin og k\u00f6llin \u00far \u00ed\u00adb\u00fa\u00f0inni, \u00fe\u00e1 voru \u00feessir n\u00e1ungar miklu p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adskari en b\u00faast m\u00e6tti vi\u00f0 af svona hyski…<\/em><\/p>\n

Jamm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jamm og j\u00e6ja. \u00c1 dag eigum vi\u00f0 Steinunn \u00e1rsafm\u00e6li, ekki er \u00fea\u00f0 amalegt. Hva\u00f0 gerir ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 merkisstundum sem \u00feessum? J\u00fa, ma\u00f0ur m\u00e6tir \u00e1 fund \u00ed\u00ad uppstillingarnefnd VG og stillir upp frambo\u00f0slistum fram eftir \u00f6llu… Rifjum samt a\u00f0eins upp \u00feann 13. n\u00f3vember 2001: Um \u00fe\u00e6r mundir voru vina\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ir okkar \u00ed\u00ad austri og vestri a\u00f0 berjast … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Tilhugal\u00edfsblogg<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}