Fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum var \u00e9g fastagestur \u00e1 spjallbor\u00f0i sem stu\u00f0ningsmenn Luton h\u00e9ldu \u00fati. \u00c9g man hva\u00f0 \u00e9g var\u00f0 undrandi fyrst \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 augl\u00fdsingar um \u00fej\u00f3nustu \u00e1 \u00cdslandi, s.s. gistingu og b\u00ed\u00adlaleigu, innan um vangaveltur spekinganna um hvort betra v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 stilla hinum e\u00f0a \u00feessum leikmanninum upp \u00e1 mi\u00f0junni.<\/p>\n
Fyrst hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g: heimurinn er l\u00ed\u00adtill – hv\u00ed\u00adl\u00ed\u00adk tilviljun! \u00dev\u00ed\u00ad n\u00e6st vorkenndi \u00e9g aumingja h\u00f3teleigandanum sem hef\u00f0i hent peningunum \u00fat um gluggann me\u00f0 \u00feessum h\u00e6tti. \u00de\u00e1 loks fatta\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 au\u00f0vita\u00f0 s\u00e1u Bretarnir \u00e1 listanum ekki augl\u00fdsinguna. \u00c9g kom hins \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0una \u00far t\u00f6lvu me\u00f0 \u00ed\u00adslenska ip-t\u00f6lu og bau\u00f0st \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 leigja b\u00ed\u00adl fr\u00e1 Arctic-trucks.<\/p>\n
Forritin sem st\u00fdr\u00f0u augl\u00fdsingunum \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0unni voru haganlega \u00fatb\u00fain. \u00deannig leitu\u00f0u \u00feau \u00ed\u00ad skrifum spjallbor\u00f0snotenda eftir stikkor\u00f0um. \u00dea\u00f0 var (og er) Kr\u00f3ati \u00ed\u00ad li\u00f0inu og l\u00ed\u00adklega hefur t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ni nafnsins hans \u00ed\u00ad spjallinu or\u00f0i\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 t\u00f6lvan reyndi \u00ed\u00adtreka\u00f0 a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a okkur fer\u00f0ir til Balkanskaga.<\/p>\n
Eitt hausti\u00f0 f\u00f3r Luton \u00ed\u00ad \u00e6fingarfer\u00f0 til Eystrasaltsr\u00ed\u00adkjanna. \u00de\u00e1 daga bar miki\u00f0 \u00e1 augl\u00fdsingum um eistneskar stelpur sem voru til \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 giftast k\u00f6rlum fr\u00e1 Vestur-Evr\u00f3pu. Allar voru \u00fe\u00e6r gullfallegar a\u00f0 s\u00f6gn e\u00f0a af myndum a\u00f0 d\u00e6ma.<\/p>\n
Me\u00f0 t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 og t\u00ed\u00adma ur\u00f0u kl\u00e1maugl\u00fdsingar s\u00ed\u00adfellt fyrirfer\u00f0armeiri \u00e1 spjallbor\u00f0inu, sem var\u00f0 a\u00f0 lokum til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad var loka\u00f0 og n\u00fdtt opna\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru vefumsj\u00f3narkerfi. S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an \u00e1tti j\u00fa a\u00f0 vera fyrir stu\u00f0ningsmenn af \u00f6llum aldri.
\nM\u00e9r var\u00f0 hugsa\u00f0 til jeppafer\u00f0aaugl\u00fdsinganna \u00e1 Luton-spjallbor\u00f0inu \u00ed\u00ad tengslum vi\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttir dagsins af kl\u00e1mr\u00e1\u00f0stefnunni fyrirhugu\u00f0u. \u00c1 yfirl\u00fdsingu fr\u00e1 St\u00ed\u00adgam\u00f3tum er tilteki\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e1 kynningars\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0um um r\u00e1\u00f0stefnuna s\u00e9 m.a. a\u00f0 finna uppl\u00fdsingar um hvernig kaupa megi v\u00e6ndi \u00e1 \u00cdslandi. \u00deessi sta\u00f0h\u00e6fing hefur svo veri\u00f0 endurtekin \u00ed\u00ad fr\u00e9ttaflutningi.<\/p>\n
H\u00e9r s\u00fdnist m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hrapa\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 \u00e1lyktunum og lausleg k\u00f6nnun \u00e1 tenglum \u00feeim sem v\u00ed\u00adsa\u00f0 er til \u00ed\u00ad fr\u00e9ttinni vir\u00f0ist sta\u00f0festa \u00fea\u00f0.
\nT\u00f6lvur me\u00f0 \u00ed\u00adslenskar ip-t\u00f6lur f\u00e1 augl\u00fdsingar um \u00ed\u00adslenskar stelpur. Norskar ip-t\u00f6lur myndu lei\u00f0a inn \u00e1 s\u00f6mu augl\u00fdsingar, nema \u00fear v\u00e6ru st\u00falkurnar sag\u00f0ar b\u00faa \u00ed\u00ad Osl\u00f3 – og svo koll af kolli. Eitt trixi\u00f0, til a\u00f0 lj\u00e1 augl\u00fdsingunum aukinn tr\u00faver\u00f0ugleika, er a\u00f0 s\u00fdna mynd af stelpu haldandi \u00e1 st\u00f3ru hv\u00ed\u00adtu bla\u00f0i me\u00f0 \u00e1letruninni „Welcome to Reykjavik“ e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00ed\u00adka. \u00ed\u0081letrunin er hins vegar t\u00f6lvuger\u00f0. Sama stelpa b\u00fd\u00f0ur karla v\u00e6ntanlega velkomna til Helsinki, Berl\u00ed\u00adnar og Kaupmannahafnar.
\n\u00dea\u00f0 eru engar v\u00e6ndiskonur \u00e1 \u00ed\u00adslenskum h\u00f3telherbergjum \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 \u00feessar augl\u00fdsingar. \u00c1 endanum hl\u00fdtur tilgangur \u00feeirra a\u00f0 vera s\u00e1 einn a\u00f0 hafa peninga \u00fat \u00far gra\u00f0n\u00f6glum. M\u00f6gulega eru \u00feeir kraf\u00f0ir um fyrirframgrei\u00f0slu e\u00f0a be\u00f0nir um a\u00f0 gefa upp kreditkortan\u00famer til a\u00f0 borga fyrir h\u00f3telherbergi e\u00f0a e-\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00ed\u00adka.<\/p>\n
Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 eru \u00fea\u00f0 labbak\u00fatar sem halda \u00fati \u00feessum kl\u00e1ms\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0um og efni\u00f0 dapurlegt, \u00fea\u00f0 er hins vegar ofm\u00e6lt a\u00f0 a\u00f0standendur kl\u00e1mr\u00e1\u00f0stefnunnar s\u00e9u a\u00f0 lei\u00f0beina um hvernig n\u00e1lgast megi \u00ed\u00adslenskar v\u00e6ndiskonur.<\/p>\n
Vonandi ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00f3 baula\u00f0 \u00e1 d\u00f3nali\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 kemur \u00ed\u00ad n\u00e6sta m\u00e1nu\u00f0i. Legg til a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00e6fi sig me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 baula \u00e1 Moggabloggi\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 til.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum var \u00e9g fastagestur \u00e1 spjallbor\u00f0i sem stu\u00f0ningsmenn Luton h\u00e9ldu \u00fati. \u00c9g man hva\u00f0 \u00e9g var\u00f0 undrandi fyrst \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 augl\u00fdsingar um \u00fej\u00f3nustu \u00e1 \u00cdslandi, s.s. gistingu og b\u00ed\u00adlaleigu, innan um vangaveltur spekinganna um hvort betra v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 stilla hinum e\u00f0a \u00feessum leikmanninum upp \u00e1 mi\u00f0junni. Fyrst hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g: heimurinn er l\u00ed\u00adtill … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: \u00cdslenskar v\u00e6ndiskonur \u00e1 netinu<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1791"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4535,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1791\/revisions\/4535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}