{"id":1805,"date":"2007-03-01T11:43:13","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T11:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/stefan\/2007\/03\/01\/klam\/"},"modified":"2007-03-01T11:43:13","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T11:43:13","slug":"klam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2007\/03\/01\/klam\/","title":{"rendered":"Kl\u00e1m"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c6tli einhver hafi reynt a\u00f0 halda utan um \u00feessa kl\u00e1mumr\u00e6\u00f0u sem \u00e1tt hefur s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 \u00e1 netinu s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu daga og vikur? \u00dea\u00f0 myndi v\u00e6ntanlega fylla marga do\u00f0ranta, enda varla nokkur bloggari sem stillt hefur sig um a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1tt. Samt er kl\u00e1mumr\u00e6\u00f0an meing\u00f6llu\u00f0, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 vantar tilfinnanlega fulltr\u00faa fyrir tvo veigamikla h\u00f3pa \u00e2\u20ac\u201c jafnvel \u00fe\u00e1 fj\u00f6lmennustu.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Utana\u00f0komandi a\u00f0ili sem kynnti s\u00e9r kl\u00e1mkarpi\u00f0 myndi l\u00ed\u00adklega draga \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1lyktun a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0in skiptist \u00ed\u00ad tvo h\u00f3pa:<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>i) F\u00f3lk sem finnst kl\u00e1m \u00f3ge\u00f0slegt, er alfari\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad og hefur kynnt s\u00e9r \u00fdmsar ranns\u00f3knir sem s\u00fdna fram \u00e1 tengsl kl\u00e1mi\u00f0na\u00f0arins vi\u00f0 hvers kyns \u00f3\u00feverra. \u00c1 ranns\u00f3knarskyni hefur f\u00f3lk \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessum h\u00f3pi fari\u00f0 inn \u00e1 kl\u00e1ms\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur og komist a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fear \u00fair allt og gr\u00fair af alls konar vibba, \u00fear sem l\u00f3l\u00ed\u00adtu-d\u00fdrkun er \u00e1berandi, \u00fear sem \u00ed\u00adturvaxnar kj\u00e1mmyndastj\u00f6rnurnar eru raka\u00f0ar a\u00f0 ne\u00f0an og me\u00f0 t\u00ed\u00adkarspena \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1rinu \u00e2\u20ac\u201c ergo: barnakl\u00e1m.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>ii) F\u00f3lk sem leggur r\u00ed\u00adka \u00e1herslu \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad finnist kl\u00e1m vera \u00f3ge\u00f0slegt e\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta \u00f6murlegt. Hins vegar telur \u00feessi h\u00f3pur a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9u afar mikilv\u00e6g l\u00fd\u00f0r\u00e9ttindi d\u00f3nakalla a\u00f0 geta sko\u00f0a\u00f0 kl\u00e1m og \u00feau \u00feurfi a\u00f0 verja. (Sbr. umm\u00e6lin sem oft eru eignu\u00f0 Voltaire: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00c9g er \u00f3samm\u00e1la sko\u00f0unum \u00fe\u00ed\u00adnum \u00e2\u20ac\u201c en myndi l\u00e1ta l\u00ed\u00adfi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 tryggja r\u00e9tt \u00feinn til a\u00f0 hafa \u00fe\u00e6r.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d)<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Sumir \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessum h\u00f3pi reynast l\u00ed\u00adka hafa fari\u00f0 inn \u00e1 kl\u00e1ms\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad ranns\u00f3knarskyni og eru \u00f3samm\u00e1la \u00feessu me\u00f0 l\u00f3l\u00ed\u00adtu-d\u00fdrkunina.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Raunar m\u00e6tti b\u00e6ta vi\u00f0 einum h\u00f3pi:<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>iii) \u00d6rl\u00ed\u00adtill h\u00f3pur fem\u00ed\u00adnista sem l\u00e6tur hina fem\u00ed\u00adnistana pirra sig. \u00deetta f\u00f3lk leggur \u00e1herslu \u00e1 a\u00f0 kl\u00e1m s\u00e9 vissulega \u00f6murlegt \u00e2\u20ac\u201c en vill ekki \u00fatiloka a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 framlei\u00f0a femin\u00ed\u00adskt kl\u00e1m sem hafa m\u00e6tti gaman af. M\u00e1li s\u00ed\u00adnu til stu\u00f0nings v\u00ed\u00adsar \u00feessi h\u00f3pur \u00ed\u00ad skrif einhverra fr\u00e6gra \u00fatlenskra fr\u00e6\u00f0imanna um a\u00f0 kl\u00e1m geti veri\u00f0 birtingarmynd kynfrelsis \u00e2\u20ac\u201c e\u00f0a e-\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00ed\u00adka. \u00deetta er ekki fj\u00f6lmennur h\u00f3pur, en fer jafnvel meira \u00ed\u00ad taugarnar \u00e1 kl\u00e1mandst\u00e6\u00f0ingum en d\u00f3nakarlarnir.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Eiginlega \u00f6ll umr\u00e6\u00f0a s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu vikna hefur fari\u00f0 fram \u00e1 forsendum \u00feessara \u00feriggja h\u00f3pa \u00e2\u20ac\u201c sem allir eiga \u00fea\u00f0 sameiginlegt a\u00f0 finnast kl\u00e1m \u00f6murlegt. H\u00e9r vantar auglj\u00f3slega m\u00e1lsvara fyrir tvo \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e9lagsh\u00f3pa \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0b\u00f3t:<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>iv) F\u00f3lk sem finnst kl\u00e1m vera \u00e6\u00f0i. \u00deessi h\u00f3pur myndi f\u00faslega vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 nota kl\u00e1m og krefjast \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 halda \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00e1fram \u00e1n sektarkenndar. Vissulega er enginn h\u00f6rgull \u00e1 m\u00f6nnum sem halda \u00feessum sj\u00f3narmi\u00f0um \u00e1 lofti \u00e2\u20ac\u201c en \u00e9g er frekar a\u00f0 kalla eftir einhverjum sem ekki hafa ritf\u00e6rni t\u00f3lf \u00e1ra barns og geta skrifa\u00f0 heila m\u00e1lsgrein \u00e1n sv\u00ed\u00advir\u00f0inga og d\u00f3lgsh\u00e1ttar.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>v) F\u00f3lk sem notar kl\u00e1m og hefur engan hug \u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad, en finnst kl\u00e1m samt \u00ed\u00ad e\u00f0li s\u00ed\u00adnu vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0slegt, ni\u00f0url\u00e6gjandi fyrir konur og hugsanlega st\u00f3rh\u00e6ttulegt. \u00deessi h\u00f3pur er alveg til umr\u00e6\u00f0u um a\u00f0 \u00fath\u00fdsa erlendum kl\u00e1mframlei\u00f0endum fr\u00e1 H\u00f3tel S\u00f6gu, en horfa samt \u00e1 myndirnar \u00feeirra.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00deetta kann a\u00f0 hlj\u00f3ma eins og kolbrenglu\u00f0 afsta\u00f0a, en er kannski ekki svo skr\u00ed\u00adtin. \u00c6tli meirihluti reykingaf\u00f3lks s\u00e9 ekki \u00ed\u00ad prinsippinu \u00e1 m\u00f3ti reykingum? Fj\u00f6ldi f\u00f3lks reykir s\u00ed\u00adgarettur og drekkur \u00e1fengi, en vill \u00e1 sama t\u00ed\u00adma a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnv\u00f6ld reyni a\u00f0 halda ni\u00f0ri reykingum og \u00e1fengisneyslu me\u00f0 alls kyns heftandi a\u00f0ger\u00f0um, l\u00f6gum og reglum.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Eitthva\u00f0 segir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 st\u00f3r hluti \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arinnar falli undir h\u00f3pa iv) og v). Yr\u00f0i umr\u00e6\u00f0an ekki skemmtilegri ef fulltr\u00faar \u00feeirra t\u00e6kju \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed\u00ad deilunum? H\u00fan myndi \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta endurspegla betur raunveruleikann. (V\u00e1 hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er l\u00e9legur p\u00f3stm\u00f3dernisti \u00e2\u20ac\u201c tala eins og til s\u00e9 einhver raunveruleiki og a\u00f0 hann megi endurspegla…)<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>\u00c1 framhaldi af \u00feessum kl\u00e1mp\u00e6lingum f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 rifja upp hven\u00e6r \u00e9g hef\u00f0i fyrst s\u00e9\u00f0 kl\u00e1mmynd e\u00f0a komi\u00f0 krumlunum \u00ed\u00ad kl\u00e1mbla\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 var fj\u00e1ri seint.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>\u00c9g minnist \u00feess ekki a\u00f0 neinir af m\u00ed\u00adnum f\u00e9l\u00f6gum hafi luma\u00f0 \u00e1 kl\u00e1mi \u00feegar \u00e9g var patti. (Brandarabankinn telst ekki me\u00f0.) Fyrstu myndirnar af berr\u00f6ssu\u00f0um stelpum sem \u00e9g man eftir, voru \u00ed\u00ad augl\u00fdsingum fyrir lj\u00f3sbl\u00e1ar myndir sem finna m\u00e1tti aftast \u00ed\u00ad enskum og bandar\u00ed\u00adskum kvikmyndat\u00ed\u00admaritum sem \u00e9g keypti stundum og las \u00ed\u00ad gagg\u00f3.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Um svipa\u00f0 leyti \u00e1skotnu\u00f0ust m\u00e9r 2-3 kl\u00e1mbl\u00f6\u00f0, l\u00ed\u00adklega \u00far fornb\u00f3kaversluninni \u00ed\u00ad kjallaranum beint \u00e1 m\u00f3ti gamla Landsb\u00f3kasafninu \u00e1 Hverfisg\u00f6tunni. Mig minnir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 breska bla\u00f0i\u00f0 Knave. Prufa\u00f0i a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad upp \u00e1 Wikipediunni, en greinin \u00fear fjallar einkum um \u00c2\u00a0rith\u00f6funda sem skrifa\u00f0 hafa \u00ed\u00ad bla\u00f0i\u00f0<\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u201c \u00fear \u00e1 me\u00f0al Neil Gaiman. Ekki mundi \u00e9g eftir neinum sm\u00e1s\u00f6gum \u00ed\u00ad Knave e\u00f0a \u00f6\u00f0ru lesm\u00e1li sem or\u00f0 var \u00e1 gerandi.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Fyrstu kl\u00e1mmyndina s\u00e1 \u00e9g varla fyrr en \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0ru \u00e1ri \u00ed\u00ad mennt\u00f3. Kunningi minn \u00e1 \u00feeim \u00e1rum \u00e1tti fur\u00f0ust\u00f3rt safn af kl\u00e1mefni, sem var flokka\u00f0 og ra\u00f0a\u00f0 upp af sl\u00ed\u00adkri n\u00e1kv\u00e6mni a\u00f0 hva\u00f0a b\u00f3kasafnsfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur hef\u00f0i m\u00e1tt vera stoltur af. Hann bj\u00f3 l\u00ed\u00adka \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6gilegt var a\u00f0 sitja heima hj\u00e1 honum og lepja bj\u00f3r \u00e1\u00f0ur en fari\u00f0 var \u00fat um helgar e\u00f0a \u00e1 sk\u00f3lab\u00f6ll. Vi\u00f0 sl\u00ed\u00adk tilefni var stundum gripi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad kl\u00e1mmyndasafni\u00f0, en \u00fe\u00f3 oftar horft \u00e1 gamlar hnefaleikakeppnir \u00e2\u20ac\u201c einkum me\u00f0 Tyson.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i \u00e1tt a\u00f0 nafngreina kl\u00e1mmyndastj\u00f6rnu \u00feegar \u00e9g var \u00e1tj\u00e1n, hef\u00f0i \u00e9g l\u00ed\u00adklega bara geta\u00f0 rifja\u00f0 upp eitt nafn: Traci Lords. Fr\u00e6g\u00f0 hennar bygg\u00f0ist \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 h\u00fan l\u00e9k \u00ed\u00ad Cry Baby \u00e2\u20ac\u201c sem var fyrsta myndin sem \u00e9g s\u00e1 oftar en tvisvar \u00ed\u00ad b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f3.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>\u00c1 dag g\u00e6ti \u00e9g l\u00e9ttilega nefnt tuttugu. \u00dea\u00f0 sem hefur breyst \u00e1 \u00feessum r\u00fama \u00e1ratug er \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 kl\u00e1mmyndaleikarar eru komnir \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f3p fr\u00e6ga f\u00f3lksins. Mogginn segir fr\u00e9ttir af kl\u00e1mmyndastj\u00f6rnum \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f6mu andr\u00e1 og David Beckham e\u00f0a Kate Moss. Sl\u00ed\u00adkt hef\u00f0i varla gerst \u00e1ri\u00f0 1993.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Hva\u00f0 \u00e6tli margir t\u00f3lf \u00e1ra str\u00e1kar \u00ed\u00ad dag eigi eftir a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a til \u00e1tj\u00e1n \u00e1ra aldurs eftir a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00adna fyrstu kl\u00e1mmynd? E\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur \u00e2\u20ac\u201c hversu margir t\u00f3lf \u00e1ra str\u00e1kar \u00ed\u00ad dag skyldu EKKI hafa horft \u00e1 kl\u00e1m \u00e1 netinu? \u00deeir eru varla mj\u00f6g margir.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>\u00c6tli \u00fea\u00f0 megi samt ekki sl\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad f\u00f6stu a\u00f0 guttarnir s\u00e9u a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 safar\u00ed\u00adkara en Emanuelle 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 og 14<\/a>…<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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<\/span>Megi Moggabloggi\u00f0 enda feril sinn \u00e1 jafndapurlegan h\u00e1tt og George Lazenby!<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c6tli einhver hafi reynt a\u00f0 halda utan um \u00feessa kl\u00e1mumr\u00e6\u00f0u sem \u00e1tt hefur s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 \u00e1 netinu s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu daga og vikur? \u00dea\u00f0 myndi v\u00e6ntanlega fylla marga do\u00f0ranta, enda varla nokkur bloggari sem stillt hefur sig um a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1tt. Samt er kl\u00e1mumr\u00e6\u00f0an meing\u00f6llu\u00f0, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 vantar tilfinnanlega fulltr\u00faa fyrir tvo veigamikla h\u00f3pa \u00e2\u20ac\u201c jafnvel \u00fe\u00e1 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Kl\u00e1m<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}