Hann var s\u00e9rkennilegur, \u00fe\u00e1tturinn \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ld sem fjalla\u00f0i um hugmyndir v\u00ed\u00adsindamanna um a\u00f0 finna m\u00e6tti frum-manninn – Adam, ef svo m\u00e6tti segja. Tilg\u00e1tan gengur \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 st\u00f6kkbreyting \u00ed\u00ad einum einstaklingi hafi haft sl\u00ed\u00adk \u00e1hrif a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 tala um a\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeim t\u00ed\u00admapunkti hafi n\u00fat\u00ed\u00admama\u00f0urinn or\u00f0i\u00f0 til. \u00dat fr\u00e1 \u00feessari kenningu var svo seilst nokku\u00f0 langt \u00ed\u00ad skemmtilegum tilraunum til a\u00f0 gera s\u00e9r \u00ed\u00ad hugarlund hvernig \u00feessi „Adam“ hafi geta\u00f0 liti\u00f0 \u00fat og hvernig tungum\u00e1l hans hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 hlj\u00f3ma\u00f0.<\/p>\n
L\u00e1tum \u00e1rei\u00f0anleika v\u00ed\u00adsindanna \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessum \u00fe\u00e6tti liggja \u00e1 milli hluta – \u00ed\u00ad sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e1ttum af \u00feessu tagi \u00feurfa menn oft a\u00f0 stytta s\u00e9r lei\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Undarlegra var \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hversu langt h\u00f6fundarnir gengu \u00ed\u00ad \u00f6llu Adams-talinu. \u00dea\u00f0 sem byrja\u00f0i eins og sakleysisleg myndl\u00ed\u00adking var a\u00f0 lokum fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 hlj\u00f3ma fullb\u00f3kstaflega. Handritsh\u00f6fundarnir l\u00f6g\u00f0u greinilega ofurkapp \u00e1 a\u00f0 matrei\u00f0a \u00feessa \u00fer\u00f3unars\u00f6gu \u00e1 \u00feann h\u00e1tt a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad raun stanga\u00f0ist h\u00fan ekki \u00e1 vi\u00f0 fr\u00e1s\u00f6gn M\u00f3seb\u00f3kar af sk\u00f6pun mannsins.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 v\u00ed\u00adsindas\u00f6gunni m\u00e1 lesa \u00f3tal fr\u00e1sagnir af v\u00ed\u00adsindam\u00f6nnum fyrri alda sem d\u00f6nsu\u00f0u l\u00ed\u00adnudans \u00ed\u00ad framsetningu kenninga sinna og g\u00e6ttu \u00feess a\u00f0 or\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e6r \u00feannig a\u00f0 tr\u00faarleg yfirv\u00f6ld g\u00e6tu fellt sig vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. M\u00e9r var\u00f0 hugsa\u00f0 til \u00feessara d\u00e6ma me\u00f0an \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6ttinum st\u00f3\u00f0 og \u00fer\u00f3unarkenningunni var tro\u00f0i\u00f0 me\u00f0 sk\u00f3horni innan ramma sk\u00f6punars\u00f6gunnar – og fr\u00e1s\u00f6gn Bibl\u00ed\u00adunnar n\u00e1nast notu\u00f0 sem r\u00f6k fyrir \u00e1g\u00e6ti v\u00ed\u00adsindakenningarinnar.<\/p>\n
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\u00c1 sunnudagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 skr\u00fafa\u00f0i \u00e9g saman b\u00f3kahillu fr\u00e1 IKEA. Markmi\u00f0i\u00f0 er a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 koma skikki \u00e1 gesta\/draslherbergi heimilisins, me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 markmi\u00f0i a\u00f0 barni\u00f0 geti komi\u00f0 s\u00e9r upp leiksv\u00e6\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ast \u00feegar \u00e9g setti svona hillur saman fann \u00e9g fyrir ofn\u00e6misvi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0um, f\u00e9kk d\u00fandrandi hausverk og lag\u00f0ist \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6li\u00f0. Minnugur \u00feeirrar reynslu reyndi \u00e9g a\u00f0 vera sem minnst me\u00f0 nefi\u00f0 on\u00ed\u00ad verkinu, st\u00f3\u00f0 reglulega upp til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 m\u00e9r ferskt loft og \u00fevo\u00f0i m\u00e9r vel og vandlega um hendurnar. Allt kom fyrir ekki.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00e9g vakna\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad morgun var \u00e9g me\u00f0 d\u00fandrandi hausverk og gat me\u00f0 herkjum drattast fram \u00far b\u00e6linu og skutla\u00f0 \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adnu \u00ed\u00ad leiksk\u00f3lann (\u00e1 bakalei\u00f0inni \u00feurfti \u00e9g a\u00f0 stoppa b\u00ed\u00adlinn og kasta upp). \u00c9g skrei\u00f0 aftur upp \u00ed\u00ad r\u00fam, svaf til klukkan h\u00e1lf \u00ferj\u00fa og vakna\u00f0i me\u00f0 \u00feynnku- og \u00fereytutilfinningu.<\/p>\n
Megi Moggabloggi\u00f0 anda a\u00f0 s\u00e9r helv\u00ed\u00adtis eiturl\u00ed\u00admgufunum fr\u00e1 IKEA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hann var s\u00e9rkennilegur, \u00fe\u00e1tturinn \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ld sem fjalla\u00f0i um hugmyndir v\u00ed\u00adsindamanna um a\u00f0 finna m\u00e6tti frum-manninn – Adam, ef svo m\u00e6tti segja. Tilg\u00e1tan gengur \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 st\u00f6kkbreyting \u00ed\u00ad einum einstaklingi hafi haft sl\u00ed\u00adk \u00e1hrif a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 tala um a\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeim t\u00ed\u00admapunkti hafi n\u00fat\u00ed\u00admama\u00f0urinn or\u00f0i\u00f0 til. \u00dat fr\u00e1 \u00feessari kenningu var svo … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Adam var ekki lengi \u00ed parad\u00eds<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}