Stef\u00e1n kl\u00e6mist vi\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin<\/b><\/p>\n
\u00daff, \u00fe\u00e1 er fyrri heims\u00f3kn 10. bekkinga \u00far H\u00fasask\u00f3la loki\u00f0. Hressir krakkar. Engin s\u00fdnilega brj\u00e1lu\u00f0 b\u00f6rn, str\u00e1karnir til fri\u00f0s og stelpurnar ekki a\u00f0 deyja \u00far gelgjuskap.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 eru samt \u00e1kve\u00f0in vandam\u00e1l sem fylgja heims\u00f3knum sem \u00feessum, einkum er var\u00f0ar tilraunirnar sem \u00e9g l\u00e6t gr\u00ed\u00adslingana gera me\u00f0an \u00e1 fyrirlestrinum stendur. \u00deau tengjast einkum \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad er var\u00f0ar pl\u00fas- og m\u00ed\u00adnus-hle\u00f0slur.<\/p>\n
Til a\u00f0 s\u00fdna fram \u00e1 a\u00f0dr\u00e1ttar- og fr\u00e1hrindikrafta milli rafeinda og r\u00f3teinda f\u00e6 \u00e9g krakka til a\u00f0 nudda trefjaplastst\u00f6ng me\u00f0 ullarvettlingi annars vegar en plexi-gler\u00feynnu me\u00f0 ba\u00f0mullarkl\u00fati hins vegar. St\u00f6ngina og \u00feynnuna leggja \u00feau svo \u00e1 plastbakka sem \u00ed\u00ad eru frau\u00f0plastk\u00falur, sem dragast a\u00f0 \u00feynnunni en st\u00f6kkva fr\u00e1 st\u00f6nginni. – Sem sagt: br\u00e1\u00f0snjallt.<\/p>\n
Athyglisvert er a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g l\u00e6t 10 \u00e1ra krakka framkv\u00e6ma \u00feessa tilraun, \u00fe\u00e1 gerist \u00fea\u00f0 oft a\u00f0 engum stekkur bros og h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 framkv\u00e6ma tilraunina \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fat brj\u00f3tist h\u00e1reysti.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar b\u00f6rnin eru or\u00f0in 11 \u00e1ra, \u00fe\u00e1 skal \u00fea\u00f0 ekki breg\u00f0ast a\u00f0 2-3 str\u00e1kar fara a\u00f0 glotta og \u00fatsk\u00fdra dj\u00f3kinn fyrir bekkjarf\u00e9l\u00f6gum s\u00ed\u00adnum, sem flest fara a\u00f0 flissa og \u00f3heppni „sj\u00e1lfbo\u00f0ali\u00f0inn“ stokkro\u00f0nar og fer hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
Hj\u00e1 12 \u00e1ra gr\u00ed\u00adslingunum \u00fearf enginn a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra neitt. Almenn gamansemi br\u00fdst \u00fat og \u00e9g f\u00e6 ekki vi\u00f0 miki\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0i\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 hasta \u00e1 h\u00f3pinn og passa a\u00f0 velja ekki feimnar sm\u00e1stelpur e\u00f0a str\u00e1ka sem vir\u00f0ast eiga undir h\u00f6gg a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar h\u00f3parnir af unglingastiginu koma, \u00fe\u00e1 brj\u00f3tast hreinlega \u00fat skr\u00ed\u00adlsl\u00e6ti. Reyni\u00f0 bara a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra 15 \u00e1ra krakka um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki sprenghl\u00e6gilegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Dodda, Villa e\u00f0a St\u00ed\u00adnu r\u00fankast me\u00f0 vettlingi \u00e1 plastst\u00f6ng fyrir framan bekkinn! \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00ed\u00adfsins \u00f3m\u00f6gulegt! – \u00deess vegna liggur beint vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 tileinka s\u00e9r hugarfari\u00f0: If you can\u00c2\u00b4t beat \u00c2\u00b4em… \u00c9g passa mig \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 a\u00f0 velja einhvern sem vir\u00f0ist vera „vins\u00e6li str\u00e1kurinn“ e\u00f0a t\u00f6ffarinn \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f3pnum, set hann \u00e1 st\u00f6ngina og tek g\u00f3\u00f0an t\u00ed\u00adma \u00ed\u00ad \u00feetta. \u00d3, ef \u00e9g fengi t\u00ed\u00adkall fyrir hvert \u00fea\u00f0 skipti sem einhver h\u00famoristinn \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f3pnum g\u00f3lar eitthva\u00f0 frumlegt og smelli\u00f0 \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0: „Hey, ertu ekki \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f3\u00f0ri \u00e6fingu“ – „Hugsa\u00f0u bara um Britney \u00e1 me\u00f0an…“<\/p>\n
Ekki skil \u00e9g hvers vegna f\u00f3lk heldur a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 erfitt a\u00f0 kenna unglingum e\u00f0lisfr\u00e6\u00f0i. \u00deetta sn\u00fdst bara um a\u00f0 tengja vi\u00f0fangsefni\u00f0 \u00e1 einhvern h\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 kynl\u00ed\u00adf…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Stef\u00e1n kl\u00e6mist vi\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin \u00daff, \u00fe\u00e1 er fyrri heims\u00f3kn 10. bekkinga \u00far H\u00fasask\u00f3la loki\u00f0. Hressir krakkar. Engin s\u00fdnilega brj\u00e1lu\u00f0 b\u00f6rn, str\u00e1karnir til fri\u00f0s og stelpurnar ekki a\u00f0 deyja \u00far gelgjuskap. \u00dea\u00f0 eru samt \u00e1kve\u00f0in vandam\u00e1l sem fylgja heims\u00f3knum sem \u00feessum, einkum er var\u00f0ar tilraunirnar sem \u00e9g l\u00e6t gr\u00ed\u00adslingana gera me\u00f0an \u00e1 fyrirlestrinum stendur. \u00deau tengjast … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Stef\u00e1n kl\u00e6mist vi\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin \u00daff,<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}