{"id":2018,"date":"2007-10-03T00:34:40","date_gmt":"2007-10-03T00:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/stefan\/2007\/10\/03\/steinbitur\/"},"modified":"2007-10-03T00:34:40","modified_gmt":"2007-10-03T00:34:40","slug":"steinbitur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2007\/10\/03\/steinbitur\/","title":{"rendered":"Steinb\u00edtur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Tr\u00fair\u00f0u \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 afi minn \u00e1t steinb\u00ed\u00adt eftir a\u00f0 hann var dau\u00f0ur?<\/em> &#8211; \u00deegar \u00e9g var sex e\u00f0a sj\u00f6 \u00e1ra spur\u00f0i afi An\u00ed\u00adtu mig \u00feessarar spurningar. An\u00ed\u00adta bj\u00f3 meira e\u00f0a minna hj\u00e1 afa s\u00ed\u00adnum og \u00f6mmu \u00ed\u00ad Dunhagablokkinni. \u00dea\u00f0 var blokkin vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 kennarablokkinni \u00e1 Hjar\u00f0arhaganum \u00fear sem \u00e9g \u00e1tti heima sem krakki. Einhverra hluta vegna bjuggu engir krakkar \u00ed\u00ad Dunhagablokkinni &#8211; bara gamalt f\u00f3lk &#8211; en \u00ed\u00ad kennarablokkinni var allt morandi af b\u00f6rnum.<\/p>\n<p>An\u00ed\u00adta f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 leika s\u00e9r me\u00f0 okkur. Afi hennar og amma \u00e1ttu l\u00ed\u00adka v\u00ed\u00adde\u00f3t\u00e6ki og fullt af sp\u00f3lum og krakkar m\u00e1ttu skottast \u00ed\u00ad sj\u00f3nvarpsherberginu \u00feeirra. \u00c9g l\u00e9k n\u00e1nast aldrei einn vi\u00f0 An\u00ed\u00adtu. Held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi bara gerst einu sinni, \u00fe\u00e1 vorum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 pr\u00ed\u00adla \u00ed\u00ad gir\u00f0ingunni umhverfis Melav\u00f6llinn.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cdsland var a\u00f0 spila vi\u00f0 England \u00ed\u00ad b-landsleik. Fullur kall kom \u00fat af h\u00e1degisbarnum \u00e1 H\u00f3tel S\u00f6gu og ba\u00f0 okkur um a\u00f0 g\u00e6gjast yfir \u00feili\u00f0 og segja s\u00e9r hva\u00f0 sta\u00f0an v\u00e6ri. Hann gaf okkur fimmhundru\u00f0 kall fyrir. \u00dea\u00f0 var gr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arleg fj\u00e1rh\u00e6\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deetta var eina skipti\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 An\u00ed\u00adta vorum ein a\u00f0 leika okkur &#8211; svo \u00e9g muni eftir. H\u00fan var miklu frekar vinkona tv\u00ed\u00adbbanna Sigtryggs og Silju en m\u00ed\u00adn, \u00feannig a\u00f0 yfirleitt vorum vi\u00f0 fj\u00f6gur saman. Silja er fyrsta stelpan sem \u00e9g var skotinn \u00ed\u00ad, ef h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 nota \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0 um tilfinningar sex \u00e1ra patta.<\/p>\n<p><em>Tr\u00fair\u00f0u \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 afi minn hafi \u00e9ti\u00f0 steinb\u00ed\u00adt eftir a\u00f0 hann var dau\u00f0ur?<\/em> &#8211; Afi An\u00ed\u00adtu spur\u00f0i mig a\u00f0 \u00feessu og \u00e9g svara\u00f0i um h\u00e6l: <em>J\u00e1, varla hef\u00f0i hann fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9ta steinb\u00ed\u00adtinn lifandi!<\/em> &#8211; \u00deetta fannst \u00feeim gamla magna\u00f0. Upp fr\u00e1 \u00feessu m\u00e1tti hann ekki sj\u00e1 mig \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 rifja upp hversu kl\u00e1r \u00e9g v\u00e6ri og skj\u00f3tur til svars. Gestir og gangandi fengu a\u00f0 heyra hva\u00f0 Stebbi litli v\u00e6ri skarpur og me\u00f0 munninn fyrir ne\u00f0an nefi\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1li\u00f0 var hins vegar a\u00f0 afi An\u00ed\u00adtu sag\u00f0i alltaf s\u00f6mu brandarana aftur og aftur &#8211; \u00e6tli hann hafi ekki veri\u00f0 b\u00fainn a\u00f0 segja steinb\u00ed\u00adtsdj\u00f3kinn vi\u00f0 mig \u00ferisvar \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g loksins svara\u00f0i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 kv\u00f6ld \u00e1tum vi\u00f0 steinb\u00ed\u00adt. Hann var dau\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n<p>Steinb\u00ed\u00adturinn var keyptur \u00ed\u00ad fiskbor\u00f0inu \u00ed\u00ad N\u00f3at\u00fani vestur \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6, sem er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 besta m\u00f3ti s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu vikur og m\u00e1nu\u00f0i.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e9tturinn, sem var ofnbaka\u00f0ur, h\u00e9t: Steinb\u00ed\u00adtur me\u00f0 capers og ban\u00f6num. Hann var \u00e6\u00f0i &#8211; en \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00e1 svo sem fyrir fr\u00e1 upphafi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g er nefnilega me\u00f0 kenningu var\u00f0andi mat. H\u00fan er \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 asnalegar kombinasj\u00f3nir af mat hlj\u00f3ti a\u00f0 vera g\u00f3\u00f0ar \u00ed\u00ad \u00feorra tilfella &#8211; annars v\u00e6ru \u00fe\u00e6r ekki \u00ed\u00ad bo\u00f0i. Hva\u00f0a f\u00ed\u00adfli sem er getur t.d. dotti\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad hug a\u00f0 henda einhverju venjulegu eins og aspas og papriku \u00fat\u00e1 mat, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad engin trygging fyrir g\u00f3\u00f0u brag\u00f0i. Capers og banana setur hins vegar enginn \u00fat \u00e1 steinb\u00ed\u00adt nema \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 lj\u00faffengt.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>Barni\u00f0 f\u00e9kk \u00fer\u00ed\u00adhj\u00f3l fr\u00e1 afa s\u00ed\u00adnum. N\u00fa er fari\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad lok hvers leiksk\u00f3ladags og hj\u00f3la\u00f0 eins og \u00d6dipus. Reyndar hj\u00f3lar h\u00fan ekki enn\u00fe\u00e1 &#8211; heldur l\u00e6tur \u00fdta s\u00e9r, en \u00feetta er allt a\u00f0 koma&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tr\u00fair\u00f0u \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 afi minn \u00e1t steinb\u00ed\u00adt eftir a\u00f0 hann var dau\u00f0ur? &#8211; \u00deegar \u00e9g var sex e\u00f0a sj\u00f6 \u00e1ra spur\u00f0i afi An\u00ed\u00adtu mig \u00feessarar spurningar. An\u00ed\u00adta bj\u00f3 meira e\u00f0a minna hj\u00e1 afa s\u00ed\u00adnum og \u00f6mmu \u00ed\u00ad Dunhagablokkinni. \u00dea\u00f0 var blokkin vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 kennarablokkinni \u00e1 Hjar\u00f0arhaganum \u00fear sem \u00e9g \u00e1tti heima sem krakki. Einhverra &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2007\/10\/03\/steinbitur\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Steinb\u00edtur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}