{"id":2033,"date":"2007-10-12T00:12:15","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T00:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaninka.net\/stefan\/2007\/10\/12\/glundro%c3%b0i\/"},"modified":"2007-10-12T00:12:15","modified_gmt":"2007-10-12T00:12:15","slug":"glundro%c3%b0i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2007\/10\/12\/glundro%c3%b0i\/","title":{"rendered":"Glundro\u00f0i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Glundro\u00f0akenningin er eftirl\u00e6tis klisja Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0ismanna. Fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00e9g byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adk hefur \u00ed\u00adhaldi\u00f0 kyrja\u00f0 \u00feessa s\u00f6mu m\u00f6ntru &#8211; um a\u00f0 fj\u00f6lflokkastj\u00f3rnir lei\u00f0i a\u00f0eins til glundro\u00f0a og sundrungar. Fyrir einar kosningarnar dreif\u00f0u \u00feeir meira a\u00f0 segja p\u00fasluspilum til allra Reykv\u00ed\u00adkinga \u00fear sem listab\u00f3kstafir raunverulegra og uppdikta\u00f0ra flokka myndu\u00f0u kra\u00f0ak, me\u00f0an hin hli\u00f0in var sallaf\u00ed\u00adn og heildst\u00e6\u00f0, merkt D-listanum. (\u00deetta var reyndar d\u00e1l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 t\u00f6ff \u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ur.)<\/p>\n<p>En \u00e1 dau\u00f0a m\u00ed\u00adnum \u00e1tti \u00e9g von, en ekki a\u00f0 heyra draugf\u00fala borgarfulltr\u00faa Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokksins fara me\u00f0 glundro\u00f0akenninguna \u00e1 tr\u00f6ppunum fyrir framan heimili fr\u00e1farandi borgarstj\u00f3ra. &#8211; \u00dea\u00f0 er sem sagt alveg glata\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 fj\u00f6gurra flokka meirihluta&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 f\u00f3lkinu? Hversu firrtur er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 vera?<\/p>\n<p>Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkurinn var fr\u00e1 v\u00f6ldum \u00ed\u00ad Reykjav\u00ed\u00adk \u00ed\u00ad t\u00f3lf \u00e1r. Hann lag\u00f0i allt \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f6lurnar til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 v\u00f6ldum aftur. \u00deegar \u00fea\u00f0 loksins t\u00f3kst gat hann vali\u00f0 \u00far samstarfsflokkum &#8211; hann spila\u00f0i me\u00f0 Frj\u00e1lslynda og valdi a\u00f0 lokum Frams\u00f3knarflokkinn, me\u00f0 sinn eina fulltr\u00faa \u00e1 m\u00f3ti sj\u00f6 fulltr\u00faum \u00ed\u00adhaldsins.<\/p>\n<p>Og hva\u00f0 ger\u00f0ist? J\u00fa, \u00e1 einu og h\u00e1lfu \u00e1ri t\u00f3kst Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokknum a\u00f0 fokka \u00feessu upp. Eftir nokkurra daga opinber hja\u00f0ningav\u00ed\u00adg sprakk meirihlutinn fyrir allra augum me\u00f0 eftirminnilegum h\u00e6tti. Borgarstj\u00f3rat\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 Vilhj\u00e1lms \u00de\u00f3rmundar er l\u00ed\u00adklega s\u00fa snautlegasta \u00ed\u00ad gj\u00f6rvallri s\u00f6gu borgarstj\u00f3raemb\u00e6ttisins fr\u00e1 \u00e1rinu 1908. \u00dea\u00f0 eru hundra\u00f0 \u00e1r.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ed\u0081rni Sigf\u00fasson marka\u00f0i d\u00fdpri spor \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f6gu borgarinnar \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00adnum hundra\u00f0 d\u00f6gum (e\u00f0a hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00fa aftur langt).<\/p>\n<p>En \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir \u00feetta &#8211; telja borgarfulltr\u00faar Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokksins sig \u00feess umkomna, og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00adnum st\u00e6rsta ni\u00f0url\u00e6gingardegi, a\u00f0 leggja \u00f6\u00f0rum l\u00ed\u00adfsreglurnar og \u00feenja sig um \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 s\u00e9 l\u00ed\u00adfv\u00e6nlegur fj\u00f6ldi a\u00f0ildarflokka \u00ed\u00ad meirihluta borgarstj\u00f3rnar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00deessir Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0ismenn eru klikk!<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>Framararnir unnu Aftureldingu \u00ed\u00ad handboltanum \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ld. Vi\u00f0 vir\u00f0umst vera me\u00f0 h\u00f6rkuli\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00e1r.<\/p>\n<p>Stelpurnar eru l\u00ed\u00adka a\u00f0 bl\u00f3mstra, sem er fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 er l\u00f6ng hef\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 meistaraflokkur kvenna \u00ed\u00ad handbolta s\u00e9 flaggskip Fram. Kvennahandboltali\u00f0i\u00f0 okkar hefur a\u00f0 m\u00f6rgu leyti s\u00f6mu m\u00f3r\u00f6lsku st\u00f6\u00f0u og blakli\u00f0in hj\u00e1 \u00der\u00f3tti, kvennaknattspyrnuli\u00f0i\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Brei\u00f0abliki e\u00f0a k\u00f6rfuboltali\u00f0in su\u00f0ur me\u00f0 sj\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 laugardaginn \u00e6tla \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0alfund MS-f\u00e9lagsins, en ef hann kl\u00e1rast snemma getur meira en veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g fari vestur \u00e1 Seltjarnarnes a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 Framstelpurnar keppa vi\u00f0 Gr\u00f3ttu. Kannski dreg \u00e9g Steinunni me\u00f0. H\u00fan hefur gott af \u00e6fingunni, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad n\u00f3g ver\u00f0ur af leikjum \u00feegar \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adna ver\u00f0ur or\u00f0in drottningin \u00e1 l\u00ed\u00adnunni hj\u00e1 Fram eftir 16-17 \u00e1r.<\/p>\n<p># # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n<p>Og talandi um \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adnu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;barni\u00f0 sl\u00f3 v\u00ed\u00adst met \u00ed\u00ad kr\u00fattheitum og lymskubr\u00f6g\u00f0um \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ld.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g var \u00e1 Dagfara-fundi \u00ed\u00ad Fri\u00f0arh\u00fasi og Steinunn heima me\u00f0 gr\u00ed\u00adsinn. \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adna vildi ekki sofna og var me\u00f0 \u00fdmis konar st\u00e6la. A\u00f0 lokum var Steinunn or\u00f0in verulega pirru\u00f0 og farin a\u00f0 hasta \u00e1 krakkann.<\/p>\n<p>\u00de\u00e1 s\u00e1 s\u00fa stutta s\u00e9 leik \u00e1 bor\u00f0i, settist upp og sag\u00f0i: &#8222;\u00ed\u008d\u00fe\u00feland \u00far nat\u00f3, he\u00f0inn bu\u00f0t?&#8220; &#8211; Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 br\u00e1\u00f0na\u00f0i mamman eins og sm\u00e9r.<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u00f0 segir ma\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 svona? \u00c9g efast ekki um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad eina sek\u00fandu a\u00f0 \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adna vissi n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega hva\u00f0 h\u00fan var a\u00f0 gera &#8211; a\u00f0 h\u00fan yr\u00f0i ekki sk\u00f6mmu\u00f0 e\u00f0a skipa\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 sofa.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00fa er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1hyggjuefni a\u00f0 tveggja og h\u00e1lfs \u00e1rs barni\u00f0 s\u00e9 or\u00f0i\u00f0 svona \u00fatsmogi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vefja foreldrum s\u00ed\u00adnum um fingur s\u00e9r&#8230; en \u00e1 sama t\u00ed\u00adma ver\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur eiginlega a\u00f0 taka ofan fyrir henni.<\/p>\n<p>Og hvar l\u00e6rir stelpan \u00feessi \u00f3sk\u00f6p? Ekki hj\u00e1 foreldrunum &#8211; vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum aldrei haft \u00feetta fyrir henni. Enda kom sk\u00fdringin \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3s \u00feegar Steinunn spur\u00f0i hana hvar h\u00fan hef\u00f0i heyrt \u00feetta: &#8222;Amma m\u00ed\u00adn kalla \u00feetta!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00deessar \u00f6mmur&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glundro\u00f0akenningin er eftirl\u00e6tis klisja Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0ismanna. Fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00e9g byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adk hefur \u00ed\u00adhaldi\u00f0 kyrja\u00f0 \u00feessa s\u00f6mu m\u00f6ntru &#8211; um a\u00f0 fj\u00f6lflokkastj\u00f3rnir lei\u00f0i a\u00f0eins til glundro\u00f0a og sundrungar. Fyrir einar kosningarnar dreif\u00f0u \u00feeir meira a\u00f0 segja p\u00fasluspilum til allra Reykv\u00ed\u00adkinga \u00fear sem listab\u00f3kstafir raunverulegra og uppdikta\u00f0ra flokka myndu\u00f0u kra\u00f0ak, me\u00f0an hin hli\u00f0in var &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2007\/10\/12\/glundro%c3%b0i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Glundro\u00f0i<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}