Stef\u00e1n eignast sk\u00f3…<\/b><\/p>\n
Hmmm… er \u00feetta of slappt nafn \u00e1 bloggf\u00e6rslu? \u00c9g minni n\u00fa \u00e1 a\u00f0 ein b\u00f3kin \u00ed\u00ad b\u00f3kaflokknum um \u00d3la Alexander f\u00ed\u00adl\u00ed\u00ad-bomm-bomm-bomm h\u00e9t „\u00d3li Alexander eignast skyrtu“ – ekki er \u00fea\u00f0 miki\u00f0 merkilegra en sk\u00f3kaup.<\/p>\n
Nema hva\u00f0, \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r keypti \u00e9g m\u00e9r sk\u00f3 \u00ed\u00ad versluninni „B\u00f3nus sk\u00f3m“ \u00e1 Hverfisg\u00f6tunni. \u00dear me\u00f0 lauk \u00e6vi g\u00f6mlu Ecco-sk\u00f3nna minna sem \u00e9g hef \u00e1tt \u00ed\u00ad a.m.k. fj\u00f6gur \u00e1r. Ekki d\u00f3naleg ending \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir mann me\u00f0 h\u00e1lf\u00f3n\u00fdtar lappir.<\/p>\n
En talandi um g\u00f3\u00f0a endingu \u00e1 sk\u00f3m, \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e9g b\u00fainn a\u00f0 eiga s\u00f6mu sparisk\u00f3 \u00ed\u00ad r\u00fam ellefu \u00e1r – en \u00fe\u00e1 stal \u00e9g \u00feeim fr\u00e1 f\u00f6\u00f0ur Skarph\u00e9\u00f0ins bekkjarf\u00e9laga m\u00ed\u00adns. (Er \u00e9g kannski b\u00fainn a\u00f0 blogga \u00e1\u00f0ur um \u00feessa s\u00f6gu? Tja, \u00fea\u00f0 skiptir \u00fe\u00e1 varla miklu m\u00e1li.)<\/p>\n
Sagan hefst hausti\u00f0 1991, \u00feegar \u00e9g var busakr\u00ed\u00adli \u00ed\u00ad MR. Skarph\u00e9\u00f0inn bau\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad part\u00fd fyrir eitthvert sk\u00f3laballi\u00f0 og var e\u00f0lilega mikill spenningur. \u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed\u00ad skaplegri f\u00f6tin, \u00fear \u00e1 me\u00f0al r\u00fastrau\u00f0an bleiser-jakka sem tilheyrir gl\u00e6stum h\u00f3pi lj\u00f3tra fata sem \u00e9g hef \u00e1tt og gengi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad. Og a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad n\u00fdlegu sparisk\u00f3nna sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i keypt fyrir slikk \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00f3b\u00fa\u00f0inni sem var vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 Al\u00feingish\u00fasinu. \u00c1 \u00feessari m\u00fanderingu t\u00f6lti \u00e9g svo heim til Skabba, v\u00e6ntanlega me\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00e1r d\u00f3sir af Egils gulli \u00ed\u00ad farteskinu. (Ma\u00f0ur \u00feurfti ekki alveg jafn miki\u00f0 magn af bj\u00f3r til a\u00f0 detta \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00fe\u00e1 daga.)<\/p>\n
Part\u00fdi\u00f0 var t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0indal\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0. L\u00ed\u00adklega hafa menn reynt a\u00f0 hella einhverjum bj\u00f3r ofan \u00ed\u00ad bekkjartr\u00fa\u00f0inn Bar\u00f0a, sem \u00fe\u00e1 var ekki or\u00f0inn fr\u00e6gur m\u00fas\u00ed\u00adkant \u00ed\u00ad Bang Gang heldur n\u00f6rda\u00f0ist vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka upp hlj\u00f3\u00f0sn\u00e6ldur \u00ed\u00ad svefnherberginu s\u00ed\u00adnu vi\u00f0 annan mann \u00ed\u00ad d\u00faetnum Opp jors – sem samdi nokkur \u00feokkaleg l\u00f6g en gekk a\u00f0allega \u00fat \u00e1 aulah\u00famor. Voru einhverjir a\u00f0rir fr\u00e6gir \u00ed\u00ad bekknum? Nei, ekki svo \u00e9g muni…<\/p>\n
Svo l\u00fdkur part\u00fdinu og allir skr\u00f6lta \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad leigub\u00ed\u00adl e\u00f0a str\u00e6t\u00f3 og halda \u00e1 ball. \u00c9g fer \u00ed\u00ad n\u00fdju sk\u00f3na, sem eru enn\u00fe\u00e1 jafn \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegir og \u00f3tilgengnir.<\/p>\n
Daginn eftir er Skarph\u00e9\u00f0inn fokillur \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00f3lanum. „Pabbi var\u00f0 alveg brj\u00e1la\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad morgun. Einhver t\u00f3k gl\u00e6n\u00fdju og r\u00e1nd\u00fdru sk\u00f3na hans og skildi eftir larfa!“ – sag\u00f0i hann og var\u00f0i svo n\u00e6stu d\u00f6gum \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fdfga f\u00f3lk \u00e1 f\u00f6rnum vegi um f\u00ed\u00adnu sparisk\u00f3na sem karl fa\u00f0ir hans heimta\u00f0i aftur. – \u00c9g sp\u00e1\u00f0i ekkert meira \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessu en skildi Skabba og pabba hans \u00f3sk\u00f6p vel, \u00fea\u00f0 er ferlega svekkjandi a\u00f0 t\u00fdna n\u00fdjum f\u00f6tum.<\/p>\n
S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar f\u00f3r litlu v\u00ed\u00adsbendingarnar hins vegar a\u00f0 hrannast upp. Mamma spur\u00f0i einn daginn: „Hva\u00f0a sparisk\u00f3r eru n\u00fa \u00feetta? Stebbi, varstu nokku\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r n\u00fdja sk\u00f3?“ \u00c1 kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 afr\u00e9\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 spyrja Skarph\u00e9\u00f0inn eins og \u00ed\u00ad framhj\u00e1hlaupi: „Hvernig var \u00fea\u00f0 – \u00feessir larfar sem sk\u00f3\u00fej\u00f3furinn illr\u00e6mdi skildi eftir, voru \u00fea\u00f0 einhverjar g\u00famm\u00ed\u00adt\u00fattur e\u00f0a strigask\u00f3r\u00e6flar?“ – „Nei“, svara\u00f0i Skabbi, „\u00feetta voru einhverjir \u00f3d\u00fdrir svartir sk\u00f3r, h\u00e1lfgert drasl! Pabbi er enn\u00fe\u00e1 s\u00far, en hann er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 kaupa s\u00e9r n\u00fdja sk\u00f3.“<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 gerir 16 \u00e1ra str\u00e1kur me\u00f0 fuglshjarta? Segir hann kump\u00e1nalega vi\u00f0 sessunaut sinn einn daginn: „Ha, veistu hva\u00f0? \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00e9g sem stal sk\u00f3num hans pabba \u00fe\u00ed\u00adns! \u00c9g skal skila \u00feeim aftur og taka m\u00ed\u00adna \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0inn. Hann ver\u00f0ur eflaust gla\u00f0ur a\u00f0 eiga n\u00fana TV\u00d6 p\u00f6r af sparisk\u00f3m…“ – Ekki mj\u00f6g l\u00ed\u00adklegt. \u00deess \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0 \u00feag\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feunnu hlj\u00f3\u00f0i, reyndi a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 fyrir sk\u00f3num m\u00ed\u00adnum fara \u00e1 n\u00e6sta sk\u00f3laballi og m\u00e6tti \u00ed\u00ad hvunndagshn\u00f6llunum n\u00e6st \u00feegar Skarph\u00e9\u00f0inn bau\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad part\u00fd.<\/p>\n
En sk\u00f3rnir standa fyrir s\u00ed\u00adnu, enn \u00feann dag \u00ed\u00ad dag.<\/p>\n
Jamm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Stef\u00e1n eignast sk\u00f3… Hmmm… er \u00feetta of slappt nafn \u00e1 bloggf\u00e6rslu? \u00c9g minni n\u00fa \u00e1 a\u00f0 ein b\u00f3kin \u00ed\u00ad b\u00f3kaflokknum um \u00d3la Alexander f\u00ed\u00adl\u00ed\u00ad-bomm-bomm-bomm h\u00e9t „\u00d3li Alexander eignast skyrtu“ – ekki er \u00fea\u00f0 miki\u00f0 merkilegra en sk\u00f3kaup. Nema hva\u00f0, \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r keypti \u00e9g m\u00e9r sk\u00f3 \u00ed\u00ad versluninni „B\u00f3nus sk\u00f3m“ \u00e1 Hverfisg\u00f6tunni. \u00dear me\u00f0 lauk \u00e6vi … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Stef\u00e1n eignast sk\u00f3… Hmmm… er<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}