{"id":208,"date":"2003-01-09T11:39:08","date_gmt":"2003-01-09T11:39:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2003\/01\/09\/bommsarabomms-sem-kunnugt-er-bloggar\/"},"modified":"2003-01-09T11:39:08","modified_gmt":"2003-01-09T11:39:08","slug":"bommsarabomms-sem-kunnugt-er-bloggar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2003\/01\/09\/bommsarabomms-sem-kunnugt-er-bloggar\/","title":{"rendered":"Bommsarabomms Sem kunnugt er bloggar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Bommsarabomms<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Sem kunnugt er bloggar besti og fr\u00e6gasti bloggari landsins ekki um p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adk. Hvers vegna? Er \u00fea\u00f0 vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hefja mig yfir arga\u00feras stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lanna og ver\u00f0a \u00feannig betra sameiningart\u00e1kn fyrir m\u00ed\u00adna kynsl\u00f3\u00f0 og raunar internetsamf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 allt? &#8211; Nei, \u00e9g get einfaldlega r\u00f6vla\u00f0 um p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adk \u00e1 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.murinn.is\">M\u00farnum<\/a> og <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fridur.is\">Fri\u00f0num<\/a> og nenni \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad ekki a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 h\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00adka.<\/p>\n<p>Hins vegar m\u00e1 birta \u00e1 \u00feessari s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0u tilvitnanir \u00ed\u00ad snillinga sem tj\u00e1 sig um p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adk, einkum ef \u00ed\u00ad \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad felast sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0ileg kj\u00far\u00ed\u00ados\u00ed\u00adtet. \u00deessa dagana er \u00e9g t.d. a\u00f0 berja mig \u00ed\u00ad gegnum gamla \u00farklippusafn Rafmagnsveitunnar fr\u00e1 \u00e1ttunda og n\u00ed\u00adunda \u00e1ratugnum. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00e6\u00f0islega gaman. Alltaf skemmtilegt \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur getur gr\u00faska\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f6mlum dagbl\u00f6\u00f0um og kalla\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hluta af vinnunni!<\/p>\n<p>Me\u00f0al \u00feess sem gaman hefur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 lesa um eru deilurnar um Kr\u00f6flu. \u00dear \u00e1 me\u00f0al eru skrif Magn\u00fasar Kjartanssonar sem g\u00e1tu veri\u00f0 hreinasta snilld! S\u00e9rstaklega var fyndi\u00f0 \u00feegar Gunnar Thoroddsen i\u00f0na\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0herra f\u00e9kk bandar\u00ed\u00adska konu me\u00f0 &#8222;yfirskilvitlega h\u00e6fileika&#8220; til a\u00f0 koma til \u00cdslands og leita a\u00f0 gufu \u00e1 Kr\u00f6flusv\u00e6\u00f0inu vopnu\u00f0 kvisti og mi\u00f0ilsg\u00e1fu! (\u00c9g held a\u00f0 meira a\u00f0 segja Valger\u00f0ur Sverrisd\u00f3ttir myndi ekki ver\u00f0a svona \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfull.)<\/p>\n<p>Nema hva\u00f0, Magn\u00fas skrifa\u00f0i a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u drepfyndinn pistil um v\u00fad\u00fa-galdra r\u00e1\u00f0herrans. Mogginn svara\u00f0i og skamma\u00f0i Magn\u00fas fyrir a\u00f0 skilja ekki hugtaki\u00f0 st\u00e6r\u00f0arhagkv\u00e6mni. Magn\u00fas hakka\u00f0i svo Moggagreinina \u00ed\u00ad spa\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad greininni &#8222;Bommsarabomms&#8220;. \u00dear \u00fer\u00f3ar hann kenninguna um hagkv\u00e6mni st\u00e6r\u00f0arinnar \u00fat fr\u00e1 Parkinsonsl\u00f6gm\u00e1linu og v\u00ed\u00adkur svo a\u00f0 hugmyndum um st\u00f3rvirkjanir fyrir austan:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00d6nnur hugmynd af \u00feessu tagi var hugmyndin um Austurlandsvirkjun, en forsenda hennar var a\u00f0 tengja saman \u00f6ll vatnsf\u00f6ll \u00e1 Nor\u00f0urlandi austanver\u00f0u og Austfj\u00f6r\u00f0um og l\u00e1ta \u00feau falla \u00ed\u00ad einn voldugan meginstraum. \u00deegar \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i fyrst um \u00feessa hugmynd kom upp \u00ed\u00ad huga m\u00ed\u00adnum einkennileg \u00feula sem \u00e9g l\u00e6r\u00f0i ungur og var eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0: Ef \u00f6ll fj\u00f6ll yr\u00f0u a\u00f0 einu fjalli og allir steinar a\u00f0 einum steini og \u00f6ll v\u00f6tn a\u00f0 einu vatni og allir menn a\u00f0 einum manni, og ef hinn ofurst\u00f3ri ma\u00f0ur b\u00e6ri hinn ofurst\u00f3ra stein upp \u00e1 hi\u00f0 ofurst\u00f3ra fjall og henti honum ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 hi\u00f0 ofurst\u00f3ra vatn, \u00fe\u00e1 yr\u00f0i miki\u00f0 bommsarabomms.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Af hverju get \u00e9g ekki veri\u00f0 jafng\u00f3\u00f0ur penni, fyndinn og sni\u00f0ugur og Magn\u00fas Kjartansson? E\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur af hverju eru ENGIR svona pistlah\u00f6fundar til lengur h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi, sem flengja andst\u00e6\u00f0inga \u00e1 jafngl\u00e6silegan h\u00e1tt? \u00de\u00e1 g\u00e6ti ma\u00f0ur lesi\u00f0 greinar \u00fear sem r\u00f6k andst\u00e6\u00f0inganna eru dregin fram, \u00feau afgreidd og m\u00e1li\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra\u00f0 me\u00f0 gl\u00e6silegu roth\u00f6ggi \u00ed\u00ad lokin:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00deessi f\u00e1u or\u00f0 eru skrifu\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 vara ritstj\u00f3ra Morgunbla\u00f0sins vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 t\u00f6lur. \u00deeim er miklu n\u00e6r a\u00f0 halda inn \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 braut sem Gunnar Thoroddsen hefur marka\u00f0 me\u00f0 hinga\u00f0k\u00f6llun sei\u00f0konunnar fr\u00e1 Fl\u00f3r\u00ed\u00adda. Annar ritstj\u00f3ri bla\u00f0sins er sem kunnugt er heims\u00feekkt lj\u00f3\u00f0sk\u00e1ld og f\u00e6ri vel \u00e1 a\u00f0 n\u00e6sta b\u00f3k hans hef\u00f0i a\u00f0 geyma galdralj\u00f3\u00f0 og s\u00e6ringa\u00feulur. Gunnar Thoroddsen v\u00e6ri v\u00ed\u00ads til a\u00f0 semja l\u00f6g vi\u00f0 \u00feann kve\u00f0skap og leika \u00feau \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 kirkjuorgel sem n\u00e6st er Kr\u00f6flu. Og hver veit nema hinn ritstj\u00f3ri Morgunbla\u00f0sins kunni a\u00f0 syngja.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bommsarabomms Sem kunnugt er bloggar besti og fr\u00e6gasti bloggari landsins ekki um p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adk. Hvers vegna? Er \u00fea\u00f0 vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hefja mig yfir arga\u00feras stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lanna og ver\u00f0a \u00feannig betra sameiningart\u00e1kn fyrir m\u00ed\u00adna kynsl\u00f3\u00f0 og raunar internetsamf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 allt? &#8211; Nei, \u00e9g get einfaldlega r\u00f6vla\u00f0 um p\u00f3lit\u00ed\u00adk \u00e1 M\u00farnum og Fri\u00f0num og &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2003\/01\/09\/bommsarabomms-sem-kunnugt-er-bloggar\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bommsarabomms Sem kunnugt er bloggar<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}