P\u00ed\u00adnlegt<\/b><\/p>\n
Hver er martr\u00f6\u00f0 grunnsk\u00f3lanemans? A\u00f0 kalla kennarann sinn \u00f3vart „m\u00f6mmu“. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin myndu fremur vilja m\u00e6ta nakin \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00f3lann en a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fea\u00f0 henda sig.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 heims\u00f3kninni \u00ed\u00ad morgun kalla\u00f0i einn gr\u00ed\u00adsinn sk\u00f3lali\u00f0ann sem kom me\u00f0 h\u00f3pnum „m\u00f6mmu“. Sem betur fer hans vegna heyr\u00f0u \u00feetta f\u00e1ir, en miki\u00f0 \u00f3skaplega fannst \u00feeim \u00fea\u00f0 samt fyndi\u00f0. Hvers vegna eru jafn e\u00f0lileg mism\u00e6li og \u00feessi svona gr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arlega ni\u00f0url\u00e6gjandi fyrir krakka?<\/p>\n
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\u00c1 g\u00e6r f\u00e9kk \u00e9g vondar fr\u00e9ttir. Svo g\u00e6ti fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00adslenskur f\u00f3tboltama\u00f0ur s\u00e9 \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni til Luton. \u00dea\u00f0 er martr\u00f6\u00f0 stu\u00f0ningsmanna enskra li\u00f0a a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00adslenskur leikma\u00f0ur gangi til li\u00f0s vi\u00f0 f\u00e9lagi\u00f0 \u00feeirra – s\u00e9rstaklega ef \u00feeir eru slappir.<\/p>\n
Alltaf \u00feegar \u00e9g m\u00e6tti \u00e1 leiki me\u00f0 Hearts og f\u00f3r a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00e1 barnum \u00e1 undan, \u00fe\u00e1 br\u00e1st ekki a\u00f0 um lei\u00f0 og fram kom a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00cdslendingur f\u00f3r einhver a\u00f0 h\u00e6\u00f0ast a\u00f0 „\u00d3li the Goalie“ – e\u00f0a \u00d3lafi Gottsk\u00e1lkssyni, sem var um t\u00ed\u00adma a\u00f0almarkv\u00f6r\u00f0ur me\u00f0 Hibernian, erkif\u00e9ndunum.<\/p>\n
Ef af \u00feessum f\u00e9lagaskiptum ver\u00f0ur, mun spjalls\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an hj\u00e1 stu\u00f0ningsmannakl\u00fabbi Luton fyllast af \u00cdslendingum sem finna sig kn\u00fana til a\u00f0 fr\u00e6\u00f0a stu\u00f0ningsmennina um kosti og galla leikmannsins – spyrja fr\u00e9tta og r\u00e6\u00f0a um Stoke. \u00deetta er vont m\u00e1l.<\/p>\n
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\u00c1 g\u00e6r skutla\u00f0i \u00e9g manni sem ekki hefur b\u00ed\u00adlpr\u00f3f. Hann skellti b\u00ed\u00adlhur\u00f0inni svo fast a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00adllinn \u00e6tla\u00f0i sundur a\u00f0 ganga. Hvers vegna er \u00feetta einkenni \u00e1 f\u00f3lki sem ekki ekur b\u00ed\u00adl sj\u00e1lft? Var virkilega kennt \u00ed\u00ad \u00f6kusk\u00f3lanum hvernig skella eigi b\u00ed\u00adlhur\u00f0? Alveg var \u00e9g b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gleyma \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
P\u00ed\u00adnlegt Hver er martr\u00f6\u00f0 grunnsk\u00f3lanemans? A\u00f0 kalla kennarann sinn \u00f3vart „m\u00f6mmu“. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin myndu fremur vilja m\u00e6ta nakin \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00f3lann en a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fea\u00f0 henda sig. \u00c1 heims\u00f3kninni \u00ed\u00ad morgun kalla\u00f0i einn gr\u00ed\u00adsinn sk\u00f3lali\u00f0ann sem kom me\u00f0 h\u00f3pnum „m\u00f6mmu“. Sem betur fer hans vegna heyr\u00f0u \u00feetta f\u00e1ir, en miki\u00f0 \u00f3skaplega fannst \u00feeim \u00fea\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: P\u00ednlegt Hver er martr\u00f6\u00f0 grunnsk\u00f3lanemans?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}