Eitthvert mesta aulahrollsm\u00f3ment seinni \u00e1ra \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00adslenskum fr\u00e9ttat\u00ed\u00adma, var \u00feegar Gu\u00f0mundur \u00ed\u0081rni Stef\u00e1nsson m\u00e6tti eins og tr\u00fa\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad kj\u00f3lf\u00f6tum og l\u00e9t einhvern vo\u00f0a f\u00ed\u00adnan ekil keyra sig \u00e1 eldg\u00f6mlum og gl\u00e6silegum hestvagni til fundar vi\u00f0 s\u00e6nska k\u00f3nginn a\u00f0 afhenda emb\u00e6ttisbr\u00e9fi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Hott, hott, allir m\u00ed\u00adnir hestar! – Gat ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9\u00f0 hann segja \u00ed\u00ad huganum. \u00c9g leyfi m\u00e9r a\u00f0 fullyr\u00f0a a\u00f0 enginn af \u00f6llum \u00feeim \u00ed\u00adhaldsm\u00f6nnum sem dubba\u00f0ir hafa veri\u00f0 upp sem dipl\u00f3matar hef\u00f0i l\u00e1ti\u00f0 hafa sig \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad annan eins f\u00ed\u00adflaskap.<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 krata og fyrrum r\u00f3tt\u00e6klinga sem gerir \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 verkum a\u00f0 \u00feeir f\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad hn\u00e9n gagnvart k\u00f3ngaslekti og byrja a\u00f0 haga s\u00e9r eins og f\u00e1bj\u00e1nar?<\/p>\n
Pistill \u00d6ssurar Skarph\u00e9\u00f0inssonar \u00ed\u00ad dag<\/a> er d\u00e6mi um \u00feetta. Er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 vera miki\u00f0 meiri plebbi en a\u00f0 skrifa neim-dropp\u00ed\u00adng f\u00e6rslur um fr\u00e6ga f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem ma\u00f0ur hittir \u00e1 millj\u00f3nam\u00e6ringah\u00f3telunum \u00ed\u00ad l\u00f6ndum sem b\u00faa vi\u00f0 sautj\u00e1ndu aldar stj\u00f3rnkerfi og \u00fear sem k\u00f3ngarnir\/furstarnir\/em\u00ed\u00adrarnir eiga pers\u00f3nulega mestallan \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arau\u00f0inn. Og svo er \u00d6ssur bara f\u00ed\u00adnn kall hj\u00e1 k\u00f3nginum<\/p>\n \u00de\u00da KALLAR \u00deIG JAFNA\u00ed\u0090ARMANN – MANNANDSKOTI!!! REYNDU A\u00ed\u0090 MUNA \u00deA\u00ed\u0090, \u00de\u00d3 A\u00ed\u0090 \u00deA\u00ed\u0090 S\u00c9U KVIKMYNDASTJ\u00d6RNUR \u00c1 LYFTUNNI OG \u00c1 SUNDLAUGARBAKKANUM!!!<\/p>\n # # # # # # # # # # # # #<\/p>\n Um daginn ger\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Steinunn hr\u00e6\u00f0ileg mist\u00f6k.<\/p>\n \u00d3l\u00ed\u00adna var eitthva\u00f0 pirru\u00f0, svo okkur datt \u00ed\u00ad hug a\u00f0 kaupa okkur fri\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 fiska geisladisk \u00far hillunni sem vi\u00f0 vissum a\u00f0 myndi sl\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad gegn. „\u00dej\u00f3\u00f0h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arpart\u00fd pulsuparsins“ e\u00f0a e-\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00ed\u00adka – skrandiskur sem fylgdi me\u00f0 pylsupakka fr\u00e1 SS a\u00f0 mig minnir. \u00dear eru allir verstu og mest \u00f3\u00feolandi sumarhittarar s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu 20 \u00e1ra.<\/p>\n Barni\u00f0 hefur d\u00e1l\u00e6ti \u00e1 augl\u00fdsingunum me\u00f0 pulsuparinu, svo auglj\u00f3slega hlaut henni a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adka diskurinn. Svo n\u00fana bi\u00f0ur h\u00fan reglulega um a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 spilum Vini vors og bl\u00f3ma, Sk\u00ed\u00adtam\u00f3ral og hva\u00f0 \u00feetta n\u00fa heitir annars.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 versta er – a\u00f0 barni\u00f0 er ekkert s\u00e9rstaklega hrifi\u00f0 af l\u00f6gunum. H\u00fan vill bara hlusta \u00e1 diskinn me\u00f0 upp\u00e1halds pl\u00f6tuumslaginu.<\/p>\n Hin gr\u00e1tlegu mist\u00f6k okkar voru sem sagt \u00feau a\u00f0 skipta ekki \u00e1 diskum strax \u00ed\u00ad upphafi. Hvers vegna setti \u00e9g ekki Bona Drag me\u00f0 Morrissey \u00ed\u00ad hulstri\u00f0 me\u00f0 gla\u00f0beittu SS-pulsunum? \u00d3, \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 d\u00fdr\u00f0ardagar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Eitthvert mesta aulahrollsm\u00f3ment seinni \u00e1ra \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00adslenskum fr\u00e9ttat\u00ed\u00adma, var \u00feegar Gu\u00f0mundur \u00ed\u0081rni Stef\u00e1nsson m\u00e6tti eins og tr\u00fa\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad kj\u00f3lf\u00f6tum og l\u00e9t einhvern vo\u00f0a f\u00ed\u00adnan ekil keyra sig \u00e1 eldg\u00f6mlum og gl\u00e6silegum hestvagni til fundar vi\u00f0 s\u00e6nska k\u00f3nginn a\u00f0 afhenda emb\u00e6ttisbr\u00e9fi\u00f0. Hott, hott, allir m\u00ed\u00adnir hestar! – Gat ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9\u00f0 hann segja \u00ed\u00ad huganum. \u00c9g leyfi … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Hir\u00f0-f\u00edfl<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}