Elgur<\/b><\/p>\n
N\u00fana er \u00e9g \u00feunnur eins og elgur. – \u00ed\u0081st\u00e6\u00f0an? J\u00fa, \u00fatskriftarveisla hj\u00e1 \u00d6nnu fr\u00e6nku \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r og eftirpart\u00fd hj\u00e1 \u00feeim g\u00f6mlu. \u00daff, hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur illa.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa kynni einhver a\u00f0 spyrja – ver\u00f0a elgir oft \u00feunnir? Nei, raunar ekki – en \u00feegar \u00feeir ver\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0, \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adka eftirminnileg \u00feynnka.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef drukki\u00f0 tvo bj\u00f3ra sem v\u00ed\u00adsa \u00ed\u00ad elgi. Annars vegar kanad\u00ed\u00adska bj\u00f3rinn Moosehead, sem h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 kaupa \u00e1 Kaffi st\u00ed\u00adg (sem einhverra hluta vegna selur \u00fdmsa kanad\u00ed\u00adska bj\u00f3ra.) Hins vegar hef \u00e9g brag\u00f0a\u00f0 s\u00e6nska bj\u00f3rinn Elk. Forsaga m\u00e1lsins var s\u00fa a\u00f0 einhverju sinni f\u00e9kk F\u00e9lag sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0inema norr\u00e6nan styrk til a\u00f0 senda h\u00f3p f\u00f3lks til Helsinki a\u00f0 leggja dr\u00f6g a\u00f0 finnsk-\u00ed\u00adslenskri sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0inemar\u00e1\u00f0stefnu. \u00c9g var \u00ed\u00ad sendinefndinni, sem og Kjartan \u00ed\u0081rnason, snillingur og arkitekt\u00farnemi.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 lei\u00f0inni til Helsinki var millilent \u00e1 Arlanda. \u00dea\u00f0 er hugsanlega lei\u00f0inlegsti flugv\u00f6llur \u00ed\u00ad heimi, enda \u00ed\u00ad Sv\u00ed\u00ad\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0. \u00dear var \u00fe\u00f3 fr\u00ed\u00adh\u00f6fn sem seldi volgan bj\u00f3r, einkum Pripps. \u00c1 lei\u00f0indum okkar r\u00f6mbu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Kjartan inn \u00ed\u00ad fr\u00ed\u00adh\u00f6fnina. Ekki langa\u00f0i okkur \u00ed\u00ad volgan Pripps, en hins vegar vakti Elk-bj\u00f3rinn athygli okkar. Hann var \u00ed\u00ad svartri d\u00f3s, sem \u00e1 var umfer\u00f0arskilti me\u00f0 mynd af elg. \u00deennan bj\u00f3r ur\u00f0um vi\u00f0 auglj\u00f3slega a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a betur.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 lj\u00f3s kom a\u00f0 Elk var gj\u00f6rsamlega \u00f3drekkandi helv\u00ed\u00adti. Komumst vi\u00f0 Kjartan a\u00f0 \u00feeirri ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adklega v\u00e6ri innihaldi\u00f0 ekki \u00e6tla\u00f0 til drykkjar, heldur v\u00e6ri tilgangur Elk-\u00e1ld\u00f3sanna a\u00f0 henda \u00feeim \u00ed\u00ad hausinn \u00e1 elgum vi\u00f0 vei\u00f0ar. \u00d3\u00f0inn m\u00e1 vita hversu \u00feunnur ma\u00f0ur (e\u00f0a elgur) yr\u00f0i af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 drekka kippu af Elk.<\/p>\n
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Enska knattspyrnuli\u00f0i\u00f0 Watford er me\u00f0 elg \u00ed\u00ad merki s\u00ed\u00adnu. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00feykir skr\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0, enda engir elgir veri\u00f0 \u00e1 Bretlandseyjum \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1a herrans t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0. Watford er einmitt erki\u00f3vinali\u00f0 Luton, sem er a\u00f0 sk\u00ed\u00adta \u00e1 sig \u00ed\u00ad bar\u00e1ttunni um a\u00f0 komast \u00ed\u00ad umspil. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki gott!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Elgur N\u00fana er \u00e9g \u00feunnur eins og elgur. – \u00ed\u0081st\u00e6\u00f0an? J\u00fa, \u00fatskriftarveisla hj\u00e1 \u00d6nnu fr\u00e6nku \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r og eftirpart\u00fd hj\u00e1 \u00feeim g\u00f6mlu. \u00daff, hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur illa. N\u00fa kynni einhver a\u00f0 spyrja – ver\u00f0a elgir oft \u00feunnir? Nei, raunar ekki – en \u00feegar \u00feeir ver\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0, \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adka eftirminnileg \u00feynnka. \u00c9g hef drukki\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Elgur N\u00fana er \u00e9g \u00feunnur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}