Elsku hra\u00f0banki!<\/b><\/p>\n
Gle\u00f0i og f\u00f6gnu\u00f0ur! F\u00f3r inn \u00e1 netbankann \u00e1\u00f0an og uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0i a\u00f0 inn \u00e1 hann haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 lag\u00f0ur 3.000 kall. Einhver \u00f3tiltekinn „hra\u00f0banki“ var gefinn upp sem grei\u00f0andi. \u00deessu fagna allir g\u00f3\u00f0ir menn.<\/p>\n
L\u00ed\u00adkleg sk\u00fdring \u00e1 \u00feessu er s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn var f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad hra\u00f0banka og t\u00f3k \u00fat 3.000 kr\u00f3nur. Aldrei \u00feessu vant ba\u00f0 \u00e9g um a\u00f0 f\u00e1 kvittun \u00fatprenta\u00f0a, en yfirleitt legg \u00e9g ekki \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 horfast \u00ed\u00ad augu vi\u00f0 st\u00f6\u00f0una \u00e1 reikningnum. \u00deetta hef\u00f0i \u00e9g betur l\u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00f3gert \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 kvittunina \u00ed\u00ad hendur og stinga kortinu \u00ed\u00ad vasann hlj\u00f3p \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad burtu peningalaus. \u00deetta uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki fyrr en h\u00e1lft\u00ed\u00adma s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar og vitaskuld var \u00fe\u00e1 peningurinn \u00e1 bak og burt.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa hefur hra\u00f0bankinn greinilega veri\u00f0 svona kl\u00f3kur. Hann hefur gleypt f\u00e9\u00f0 aftur og \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig engjast \u00ed\u00ad fj\u00f3ra daga yfir missinum \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann skila\u00f0i \u00feessu aftur inn \u00e1 reikninginn. \u00dea\u00f0 var aldeilis vel til fundi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 honum \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad n\u00fana er \u00e9g himingla\u00f0ur og \u00e6tla a\u00f0 r\u00falla og kaupa eitthva\u00f0 fallegt. Ekki veitir af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00e9g er v\u00ed\u00adst a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 \u00f3skaplega lj\u00f3ta b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f3mynd \u00e1 eftir.<\/p>\n
Jamm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Elsku hra\u00f0banki! Gle\u00f0i og f\u00f6gnu\u00f0ur! F\u00f3r inn \u00e1 netbankann \u00e1\u00f0an og uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0i a\u00f0 inn \u00e1 hann haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 lag\u00f0ur 3.000 kall. Einhver \u00f3tiltekinn „hra\u00f0banki“ var gefinn upp sem grei\u00f0andi. \u00deessu fagna allir g\u00f3\u00f0ir menn. L\u00ed\u00adkleg sk\u00fdring \u00e1 \u00feessu er s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn var f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed\u00ad hra\u00f0banka og t\u00f3k \u00fat 3.000 kr\u00f3nur. Aldrei \u00feessu … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Elsku hra\u00f0banki! Gle\u00f0i og f\u00f6gnu\u00f0ur!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}