{"id":266,"date":"2003-04-22T12:23:43","date_gmt":"2003-04-22T12:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2003\/04\/22\/og-enginn-%c3%beorir-a%c3%b0-kalla\/"},"modified":"2003-04-22T12:23:43","modified_gmt":"2003-04-22T12:23:43","slug":"og-enginn-%c3%beorir-a%c3%b0-kalla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2003\/04\/22\/og-enginn-%c3%beorir-a%c3%b0-kalla\/","title":{"rendered":"Og enginn \u00feorir a\u00f0 kalla"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Og enginn \u00feorir a\u00f0 kalla \u00feetta sams\u00e6ri&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g er gr\u00e1tt leikinn.<\/p>\n<p>Um mi\u00f0n\u00e6turbil \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld flaug \u00feyrla &#8211; v\u00e6ntanlega fr\u00e1 hernum &#8211; yfir Nor\u00f0urm\u00fdrina og sveima\u00f0i \u00fear yfir \u00ed\u00ad drykklanga stund. \u00deyrlan kom og f\u00f3r aftur me\u00f0 reglulegu millibili n\u00e6stu 30-40 m\u00ed\u00adn\u00faturnar. Um \u00ferj\u00faleyti\u00f0 kom h\u00fan aftur og heg\u00f0a\u00f0i s\u00e9r n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eins. \u00c1 \u00fea\u00f0 skipti\u00f0 t\u00f3kst henni a\u00f0 vekja \u00feann er \u00feetta ritar, me\u00f0 \u00feeim aflei\u00f0ingum a\u00f0 hann sofna\u00f0i ekki aftur fyrr en laust fyrir klukkan sj\u00f6. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00f3stu\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>Hvers vegna er her\u00feyrla a\u00f0 sveima yfir M\u00e1nag\u00f6tunni a\u00f0 n\u00e6turlagi? Er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hnita \u00fat heimili formanns mi\u00f0nefndar Samtaka herst\u00f6\u00f0vaandst\u00e6\u00f0inga &#8211; sem raunar er einnig besti og fr\u00e6gasta bloggari landsins? \u00dea\u00f0 skyldi \u00fe\u00f3 ekki vera a\u00f0 n\u00e6sta skref \u00ed\u00ad &#8222;str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0inu gegn hry\u00f0juverkum&#8220; a\u00f0 geta gert h\u00e1skalega menn \u00f3virka \u00e1 augabrag\u00f0i ef risaveldinu b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur svo vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 horfa? Sennilega!<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e9tt er \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 taka fram a\u00f0 a\u00f0rar kenningar hafa komi\u00f0 fram var\u00f0andi r\u00famruski\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad n\u00f3tt. Ein \u00feeirra er s\u00fa a\u00f0 klikka\u00f0i n\u00e1granninn \u00ed\u00ad n\u00e6sta h\u00fasi &#8211; sem hendir ruslinu s\u00ed\u00adnu \u00ed\u00ad tunnurnar hj\u00e1 okkur og bl\u00e6s \u00ed\u00ad s\u00ed\u00adfellu d\u00f3maraflautu til a\u00f0 kalla \u00e1 d\u00e6tur s\u00ed\u00adnar &#8211; s\u00e9 \u00ed\u00ad geggjun sinni farinn a\u00f0 vinna me\u00f0 loftpressu \u00e1 n\u00f3ttunni. Ef s\u00fa er raunin mun \u00e9g drepa hann.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6nnur kenning er s\u00fa a\u00f0 hinn klikka\u00f0i n\u00e1granninn &#8211; sem fer oft \u00fat og r\u00e6sir b\u00ed\u00adlinn sinn \u00e1 n\u00f3ttunni, \u00feenur v\u00e9lina \u00ed\u00ad nokkrar m\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatur og fer svo aftur inn a\u00f0 sofa &#8211; s\u00e9 \u00ed\u00ad geggjun sinni farinn a\u00f0 vinna me\u00f0 loftpressu \u00e1 n\u00f3ttunni. Ef s\u00fa er raunin mun \u00e9g ekki heldur skirrast vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 drepa hann.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deri\u00f0ja kenningin er s\u00fa a\u00f0 Sonja \u00ed\u00ad kjallaranum hafi einhverra hluta vegna fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fevo \u00fevott \u00ed\u00ad manndr\u00e1ps\u00fevottav\u00e9linni sinni um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt. Sonja er g\u00f3\u00f0 st\u00falka. \u00c9g myndi a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u fyrirgefa henni l\u00ed\u00adtilsh\u00e1ttar \u00fevottamennsku \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1 \u00f3hef\u00f0bundnum t\u00ed\u00adma s\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>Luton vann Colchester 5:0 \u00e1 \u00fativelli \u00e1 laugardag og Hearts vann Celtic 2:1, me\u00f0 sigurmarki \u00e1 lokam\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatunni. Ekki var \u00fea\u00f0 amalegt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Og enginn \u00feorir a\u00f0 kalla \u00feetta sams\u00e6ri&#8230; \u00c9g er gr\u00e1tt leikinn. Um mi\u00f0n\u00e6turbil \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld flaug \u00feyrla &#8211; v\u00e6ntanlega fr\u00e1 hernum &#8211; yfir Nor\u00f0urm\u00fdrina og sveima\u00f0i \u00fear yfir \u00ed\u00ad drykklanga stund. \u00deyrlan kom og f\u00f3r aftur me\u00f0 reglulegu millibili n\u00e6stu 30-40 m\u00ed\u00adn\u00faturnar. Um \u00ferj\u00faleyti\u00f0 kom h\u00fan aftur og heg\u00f0a\u00f0i s\u00e9r n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eins. \u00c1 \u00fea\u00f0 skipti\u00f0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2003\/04\/22\/og-enginn-%c3%beorir-a%c3%b0-kalla\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Og enginn \u00feorir a\u00f0 kalla<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}