Molar<\/b><\/p>\n
H\u00e9r kemur brotakennd bloggf\u00e6rsla. \u00dea\u00f0 eru bara nokkrir sm\u00e1hlutir sem \u00e9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r:<\/p>\n
1. Asnaleg n\u00f6fn<\/b>
\n„\u00dea\u00f0 er miki\u00f0 kot H\u00e1kot“ s\u00f6g\u00f0u Reykv\u00ed\u00adkingar fyrr \u00e1 \u00e1rum og \u00fe\u00f3tti br\u00e1\u00f0fyndi\u00f0. \u00c1 dag myndu menn ekki n\u00e1 fyndninni, enda keppast menn vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gefa sm\u00e1vegarstubbum, h\u00faskofum og sk\u00f3garlundum tilkomumikil n\u00f6fn. \u00dea\u00f0 sjoppulegasta sem \u00e9g hef rekist \u00e1 lengi er \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1 l\u00f3\u00f0 n\u00fdja Orkuveituh\u00fassins (e\u00f0a Helstirnisins eins og g\u00e1rungarnir kalla \u00fea\u00f0). \u00dear er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hla\u00f0a tvo snotra steinveggi \u00e1 mi\u00f0ju b\u00ed\u00adlaplani og milli \u00feeirra ver\u00f0ur nokkrum tr\u00e1pl\u00f6ntum skellt ni\u00f0ur og jafnvel bl\u00e6tt \u00ed\u00ad eina e\u00f0a tv\u00e6r t\u00fan\u00fe\u00f6kur. Og hva\u00f0 munu herlegheitin nefnast? J\u00fa: Aldam\u00f3tagar\u00f0ur<\/i>.<\/p>\n
2. \u00d3drepandi \u00f3vinir<\/b>
\n\u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feekkt brella \u00ed\u00ad Holl\u00ed\u00adv\u00faddmyndum, \u00feegar framlei\u00f0endurnir eru ekki vissir um hvort til standi a\u00f0 gera framhaldsmynd, a\u00f0 halda \u00f6llu opnu me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hvort vondu karlarnir s\u00e9u dau\u00f0ir. \u00deetta er m.a. gert mee\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fe\u00e1 detta fram af bjargbr\u00fanum. N\u00fana hafa bandar\u00ed\u00adsk stj\u00f3rnv\u00f6ld hins vegar teki\u00f0 upp s\u00f6mu stefnu. \u00c1 hverri einustu viku skiptast vondu karlarnir \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u008drak \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera l\u00ed\u00adfs e\u00f0a li\u00f0nir. N\u00fa s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ast uppl\u00fdsir Mogginn a\u00f0 „Eiturefna-Al\u00ed\u00ad“ s\u00e9 kannski ekki dau\u00f0ur eftir allt saman. Hva\u00f0 voru \u00fea\u00f0 aftur margir \u00f3breyttir borgarar sem vi\u00f0 t\u00e6ttum \u00ed\u00ad sundur til a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 drepa hann \u00ed\u00ad vor?<\/p>\n
\u00deeir sem nenna enn\u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 eltast vi\u00f0 allar fr\u00e1sagnirnar af meintum dau\u00f0a e\u00f0a ekki-dau\u00f0a Bin Ladens, Saddams og hr. Al\u00ed\u00ad – myndu gera vel \u00ed\u00ad \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 bla\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e1lfrar aldar g\u00f6mlum bl\u00f6\u00f0um og lesa allar kenningarnar um a\u00f0 Hitler v\u00e6ri l\u00ed\u00adfs. \u00deetta mun geta haft ofan af fyrir okkur \u00ed\u00ad t\u00ed\u00adu \u00e1r \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0b\u00f3t og or\u00f0i\u00f0 efnivi\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad marga reyfara og vondar b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f3myndir.<\/p>\n
Og hva\u00f0 er me\u00f0 \u00feetta vi\u00f0urnefni „Eiturefna-Al\u00ed\u00ad“? Hva\u00f0 var\u00f0 um \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00f6mlu, g\u00f3\u00f0u list a\u00f0 b\u00faa til t\u00f6ff vi\u00f0urefni \u00e1 illmenni? \u00dea\u00f0 eru a.m.k. \u00fer\u00ed\u00adr fyrrum \u00ed\u008draks-lei\u00f0togar sem heita „Eiturefna-eitthva\u00f0“. Meira a\u00f0 segja trymbill \u00ed\u00ad l\u00e9legri p\u00f6nkhlj\u00f3msveit myndi ekki taka s\u00e9r svona vi\u00f0urnefni.<\/p>\n
3. Gatsby-str\u00e1kurinn er sn\u00fainn aftur<\/b>
\nEinn af betri karakterunum \u00ed\u00ad Sm\u00e1f\u00f3lki er sn\u00fainn aftur. Undanfarna daga hefur Lucy veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 kenna \u00ed\u00ad sunnudagask\u00f3lanum og einn pjakkurinn svarar \u00f6llum Bibl\u00ed\u00aduspurningunum \u00e1 \u00feann h\u00e1tt a\u00f0 „The Great Gatsby“ hafi gert hitt og \u00feetta. Snilldart\u00fdpa.<\/p>\n
4. F\u00e9lagi\u00f0 sem hvarf<\/b>
\n\u00c9g ger\u00f0ist stofnf\u00e9lagi \u00ed\u00ad Vitaf\u00e9laginu og borga\u00f0i \u00e1rgjald. Hef svo ekki heyrt boffs. \u00dea\u00f0 var lakara.<\/p>\n
5. F***** fj\u00e1rgl\u00e6framenn<\/b>
\nM\u00ed\u00adnir menn \u00ed\u00ad Englandi, Luton Town, eru komnir \u00ed\u00ad hendur fj\u00e1rgl\u00e6framanna. Einhver vitleysingur hefur n\u00e1\u00f0 yfirr\u00e1\u00f0um \u00ed\u00ad f\u00e9laginu – talar dr\u00fdgindalega um a\u00f0 reisa 75.000 manna v\u00f6ll, koma upp Form\u00falu1-kappakstursbraut og a\u00f0 li\u00f0i\u00f0 ver\u00f0i a\u00f0 komast upp \u00ed\u00ad \u00farvalsdeildina 2006. \u00deetta hlj\u00f3mar eins og veri\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 steypa kl\u00fabbnum beint til andskotans. \u00c9g er foxillur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Molar H\u00e9r kemur brotakennd bloggf\u00e6rsla. \u00dea\u00f0 eru bara nokkrir sm\u00e1hlutir sem \u00e9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r: 1. Asnaleg n\u00f6fn „\u00dea\u00f0 er miki\u00f0 kot H\u00e1kot“ s\u00f6g\u00f0u Reykv\u00ed\u00adkingar fyrr \u00e1 \u00e1rum og \u00fe\u00f3tti br\u00e1\u00f0fyndi\u00f0. \u00c1 dag myndu menn ekki n\u00e1 fyndninni, enda keppast menn vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gefa sm\u00e1vegarstubbum, h\u00faskofum og sk\u00f3garlundum tilkomumikil n\u00f6fn. \u00dea\u00f0 sjoppulegasta sem … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Molar H\u00e9r kemur brotakennd bloggf\u00e6rsla.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}