F\u00e1 fr\u00e9ttamenn aldrei ruslp\u00f3st?<\/b><\/p>\n
N\u00fa hef\u00f0i ma\u00f0ur haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 yfir f\u00e1ar st\u00e9ttir rigndi jafn miklum ruslp\u00f3sti og fr\u00e9ttamenn. Samkv\u00e6mt skilgreiningu felst starf \u00feeirra \u00ed\u00ad \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 sitja fyrir framan t\u00f6lvuskj\u00e1 heilu og h\u00e1lfu dagana, me\u00f0 fars\u00ed\u00admann \u00ed\u00ad annarri hendi og hina \u00e1 lyklabor\u00f0inu. \u00deessu vinnulagi fylgir \u00f3hj\u00e1kv\u00e6milega geysileg notkun \u00e1 t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti og allir sem nota t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st miki\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00f3kj\u00f6r af rusli \u00ed\u00ad p\u00f3sth\u00f3ilfi\u00f0. \u00deannig er \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa bara.<\/p>\n
…e\u00f0a svo h\u00e9lt \u00e9g. \u00der\u00e1tt fyrir \u00feetta, vir\u00f0ast fr\u00e9ttamenn \u00f3tr\u00falega oft vera grallaralausir \u00feegar kemur a\u00f0 d\u00e6miger\u00f0u peningaplokki \u00e1 netinu. T\u00f6kum d\u00e6mi:<\/p>\n
i) \u00c1 2-3 m\u00e1na\u00f0a fresti birta allir fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lar fr\u00e9ttir af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuskeytin sem lofa tugmillj\u00f3num inn \u00e1 bankareikning manns fr\u00e1 einhverju spilltum einr\u00e6\u00f0isherra \u00ed\u00ad Afr\u00ed\u00adku s\u00e9u svindl. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er sj\u00e1lfsagt a\u00f0 minna \u00e1 \u00feetta \u00f6\u00f0ru hvoru til a\u00f0 hrekkleysingjar l\u00e1ti ekki ginnast, en undrun fr\u00e9ttamanna yfir \u00feessu kemur m\u00e9r st\u00f6\u00f0ugt \u00e1 \u00f3vart.<\/p>\n
ii) F\u00f6lsu\u00f0u pr\u00f3fsk\u00ed\u00adrteinin fr\u00e1 H\u00e1sk\u00f3lanum. – N\u00fana er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera fj\u00f6lda fr\u00e9tta af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 kaupa f\u00f6lsu\u00f0 pr\u00f3fsk\u00ed\u00adrteini \u00e1 netinu og \u00fea\u00f0 meira a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e1 H\u00e1sk\u00f3la \u00cdslands. \u00c1 alv\u00f6ru? Hva\u00f0 h\u00e9ldu menn eiginlega a\u00f0 \u00f6ll skeytin sem bj\u00f3\u00f0a manni masters- og doktorsgr\u00e1\u00f0ur fyrir 50 dollara gengu \u00fat \u00e1? \u00c9g f\u00e6 u.\u00fe.b. tuttugu svona skeyti \u00e1 viku. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa ekki eins og \u00feessi dipl\u00f3muf\u00f6lsunarbransi hafi fari\u00f0 mj\u00f6g leynt…<\/p>\n
iii) T\u00f6lvuv\u00ed\u00adrusavi\u00f0varanir. – Sem betur fer vir\u00f0ast fr\u00e9ttastofurnar a\u00f0 mestu vera farnar a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 hlaupa ekki me\u00f0 allar plat-v\u00ed\u00adrusavi\u00f0varanirnar \u00ed\u00ad fr\u00e9ttir, en \u00fea\u00f0 gerist samt \u00e1 nokkurra m\u00e1na\u00f0a fresti a\u00f0 einhver n\u00fdli\u00f0inn les t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stinn sinn og hyggst bjarga \u00f6llum t\u00f6lvunotendum landsins me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 uppl\u00fdsa \u00fe\u00e1 um \u00f3gnina.<\/p>\n
iv) Ver\u00f0launasamkeppnir. – \u00daff hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 fr\u00e9ttina af stelpugreyinu sem var himinlifandi yfir a\u00f0 hafa unni\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3\u00f0asamkeppni \u00ed\u00ad Bandar\u00ed\u00adkjunum. Hvernig \u00ed\u00ad \u00f3sk\u00f6punum kemst svona fr\u00e9tt \u00ed\u00ad lofti\u00f0 \u00e1 fj\u00f6lmennri fr\u00e9ttastofu? N\u00fa hlj\u00f3ta svona 6-8 manns a\u00f0 heyra af a\u00f0alatri\u00f0um hverrar fr\u00e9ttar \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00fe\u00e6r eru sendar \u00fat. Eru fr\u00e9ttamenn virkilega svo gr\u00e6nir a\u00f0 vi\u00f0v\u00f6runarbj\u00f6llurnar fari ekki a\u00f0 hringja \u00feegar \u00feeir fr\u00e9tta af heimas\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0um sem bj\u00f3\u00f0a gull og gr\u00e6na sk\u00f3ga. (Innihald „sigurlj\u00f3\u00f0sins“ hef\u00f0i eitt og s\u00e9r \u00e1tt a\u00f0 vera g\u00f3\u00f0 v\u00ed\u00adsbending um a\u00f0 ekki v\u00e6ri allt me\u00f0 felldu.)<\/p>\n
v) St\u00f3rir happdr\u00e6ttisvinningar. – Ekki bundi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 neti\u00f0, en \u00fea\u00f0 er segin saga a\u00f0 einu sinni \u00e1 \u00e1ri e\u00f0a svo kemur fr\u00e9tt af „heppnum“ \u00cdslendingi sem unni\u00f0 hefur m\u00falt\u00ed\u00ad-millj\u00f3nur, snekkju e\u00f0a einb\u00fdlish\u00fas \u00ed\u00ad bandar\u00ed\u00adskum happdr\u00e6ttum. Hver man ekki eftir vesalings karlinum sem \u00e1tti a\u00f0 hafa unni\u00f0 fokd\u00fdran sportb\u00ed\u00adl \u00e1 skafmi\u00f0a me\u00f0 t\u00ed\u00admariti? – Hversu oft hefur ma\u00f0ur ekki fengi\u00f0 br\u00e9f e\u00f0a t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st \u00feess efnis a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 or\u00f0in millj\u00f3ner – en \u00feurfi bara a\u00f0 senda 30 dollara \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0festingargjald fyrst… – Getur virkilega veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttastofur r\u00e1\u00f0i bara \u00feessa s\u00e1raf\u00e1u einstaklinga sem aldrei hafa fengi\u00f0 svona p\u00f3st?<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er komin g\u00farkut\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad fr\u00e9ttunum og \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad ekki \u00far vegi a\u00f0 stinga upp \u00e1 nokkrum g\u00f3\u00f0um ranns\u00f3knarefnum fyrir \u00e1kafa bla\u00f0a- og fr\u00e9ttamenn. Hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 afhj\u00fapanir \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0:<\/p>\n
* \u00f3d\u00fdra Viagra-i\u00f0 sem h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 f\u00e1 sent \u00ed\u00ad p\u00f3sti. Gott ef \u00fea\u00f0 fylgir ekki me\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessu \u00f6llu saman a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 s\u00e9rstaklega styrkt lyf og virki jafnvel enn betur en venjulegt Viagra.<\/p>\n
* Typpast\u00e6kkunarlyfin\/smyrslin\/t\u00e6kin sem kosta slikk og menn munu f\u00e1 send um h\u00e6l gegn v\u00e6gu ver\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
* Lei\u00f0ir til a\u00f0 koma \u00ed\u00ad veg fyrir a\u00f0 nj\u00f3sna\u00f0 s\u00e9 um t\u00f6lvuna \u00fe\u00ed\u00adna – selt starfsm\u00f6nnum sem sko\u00f0a kl\u00e1m \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni og vilja ekki a\u00f0 kerfisstj\u00f3rinn fatti \u00fea\u00f0. Hahaha… kerfisstj\u00f3rar geta ALLTAF komist a\u00f0 \u00f6llu sem \u00feeir vilja.<\/p>\n
* Og s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ast en ekki s\u00ed\u00adst – skr\u00e1ningar \u00ed\u00ad fullkomnustu heimas\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0uskr\u00e1r \u00ed\u00ad heimi sem kynntar eru sem \u00f3keypis. Hversu m\u00f6rg skeyti \u00e6tli ma\u00f0ur hafi fengi\u00f0 \u00feess efnis a\u00f0 Bed & Breakfast-s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an manns s\u00e9 EKKI a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00f3gu margar heims\u00f3knir…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
F\u00e1 fr\u00e9ttamenn aldrei ruslp\u00f3st? N\u00fa hef\u00f0i ma\u00f0ur haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 yfir f\u00e1ar st\u00e9ttir rigndi jafn miklum ruslp\u00f3sti og fr\u00e9ttamenn. Samkv\u00e6mt skilgreiningu felst starf \u00feeirra \u00ed\u00ad \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 sitja fyrir framan t\u00f6lvuskj\u00e1 heilu og h\u00e1lfu dagana, me\u00f0 fars\u00ed\u00admann \u00ed\u00ad annarri hendi og hina \u00e1 lyklabor\u00f0inu. \u00deessu vinnulagi fylgir \u00f3hj\u00e1kv\u00e6milega geysileg notkun \u00e1 t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti og allir sem nota … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: F\u00e1 fr\u00e9ttamenn aldrei ruslp\u00f3st? N\u00fa<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}