\u00c9g er aumingi<\/b><\/p>\n
Steinunn kemur aftur heim af Sankti J\u00f3 seinnipartinn og \u00fea\u00f0 ekki vonum fyrr. H\u00fan er b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera r\u00e9tt \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0ja s\u00f3larhring \u00ed\u00ad burtu, en samt er allt komi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f6nk \u00e1 M\u00e1nag\u00f6tunni.<\/p>\n
Svo vi\u00f0 byrjum \u00e1 j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0u n\u00f3tunum, \u00fe\u00e1 hefur m\u00e9r tekist \u00fdmislegt \u00e1 \u00feessum tveimur d\u00f6gum:<\/p>\n
* \u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vinna eins og skepna
\n* \u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 tvo f\u00f3tboltaleiki
\n* \u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 fara \u00ed\u00ad tv\u00e6r heims\u00f3knir \u00e1 sp\u00ed\u00adtalann
\n* \u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gaspra \u00ed\u00ad \u00fatvarpinu um sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0ilegt efni sem \u00e9g er enginn s\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur \u00ed\u00ad
\n* \u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 framlei\u00f0a sm\u00e1slurk af barmmerkjum fyrir samt\u00f6k h\u00e9r \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6<\/p>\n
En hverju hef \u00e9g kl\u00fa\u00f0ra\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessum skamma t\u00ed\u00adma? J\u00fa, me\u00f0al annars \u00feessu:<\/p>\n
* Allt leirtau heimilisins er \u00f3uppvaska\u00f0, sem er visst afrek vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef ekkert veri\u00f0 heima
\n* \u00c9g lofa\u00f0i a\u00f0 skipta \u00e1 r\u00faminu og kl\u00fa\u00f0ra\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad
\n* \u00c9g hef \u00e9ti\u00f0 eina almennilega m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 – \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00ed\u00ad m\u00f6tuneyti Orkuveitunnar. B\u00e6\u00f0i kv\u00f6ldin l\u00e9t \u00e9g n\u00e6gja a\u00f0 f\u00e1 m\u00e9r serj\u00f3s \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ldmat (laust fyrir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti)
\n* \u00c9g hef ekki raka\u00f0 mig og minni helst \u00e1 uhyret fr\u00e1 Tasmanien
\n* \u00dea\u00f0 er allt \u00e1 r\u00fai og st\u00fai \u00ed\u00ad stofunni
\n* \u00c9g hef vaka\u00f0 lengst fram \u00e1 n\u00e6tur, mest vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 g\u00f3na \u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarp e\u00f0a v\u00ed\u00adde\u00f3
\n* Drakk of mikinn bj\u00f3r og t\u00f3kst meira a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 spilla n\u00fdh\u00f6fnu heilsur\u00e6ktar\u00e1taki Palla<\/p>\n
– \u00deetta er aflei\u00f0ingin af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 skilinn einn eftir heima \u00ed\u00ad tvo daga. Ef Steinunn hef\u00f0i fari\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad viku til t\u00ed\u00adu daga er vi\u00f0b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 \u00fevo m\u00e9r og pissa\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00f6ll horn \u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00adb\u00fa\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n
En n\u00fa taka vi\u00f0 bjartir t\u00ed\u00admar. Hinn gamli, atorkusami Stef\u00e1n sn\u00fdr aftur. \u00c1 kv\u00f6ld vaksa \u00e9g upp eins og vindurinn, dreg bj\u00f6rg \u00ed\u00ad b\u00fa og um helgina ver\u00f0ur grasi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad gar\u00f0inum slegi\u00f0 – me\u00f0 \u00feeim fyrirvara \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 til s\u00e9u landb\u00fana\u00f0arverkf\u00e6ri sem unni\u00f0 geta \u00e1 f\u00ed\u00adfla- og nj\u00f3labe\u00f0unum. Minna m\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 ekki vera, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad n\u00e1grannarnir handan Skarph\u00e9\u00f0insg\u00f6tunnar (\u00fear sem reykingarnj\u00f3snarinn \u00e1 sv\u00f6lunum b\u00fdr) eru b\u00fanir a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00adna fl\u00f6t og \u00fear me\u00f0 er \u00e9g eini sk\u00fankurinn \u00ed\u00ad hverfinu. – Reyndar var kostulegt a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 \u00feessu \u00e1taki n\u00e1grananna, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad gar\u00f0sl\u00e1tturinn var greinilega samtaksverkefni f\u00f3lksins \u00ed\u00ad stigagangnum. Filipseyskur karlma\u00f0ur sl\u00f3 blettinn og eldri kona s\u00e1 um a\u00f0 raka. \u00c1 me\u00f0an \u00e1 verkinu st\u00f3\u00f0 reyndu \u00feau a\u00f0 spjalla um daginn og veginn \u00e1 ensku. \u00dea\u00f0 samtal f\u00f3r \u00feannig fram a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn sag\u00f0i „Yes, yes“ vi\u00f0 \u00f6llu en skildi auglj\u00f3slega ekki neitt, en konan h\u00e9lt fyrirlestur um illsku araba sem v\u00e6ru vondir vi\u00f0 konur og st\u00e6\u00f0u st\u00f6\u00f0ugt fyrir hry\u00f0juverkum og v\u00e6ru hvergi til fri\u00f0s.<\/p>\n
* * *<\/p>\n
Framarar voru langflottastir \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judaginn. \u00dea\u00f0 skyldi \u00fe\u00f3 ekki vera a\u00f0 r\u00e6ttist \u00far \u00feessu t\u00ed\u00admabili eftir allt saman?<\/p>\n
V\u00ed\u00adkingar voru \u00e1 hinn b\u00f3ginn ferlega slappir a\u00f0 tapa fyrir Stj\u00f6rnunni heima. Stj\u00f6rnumenn skoru\u00f0u v\u00ed\u00adst \u00ferj\u00fa m\u00f6rk \u00e1 sex m\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatum, en \u00ed\u00ad seinni h\u00e1lfleik \u00f3\u00f0u V\u00ed\u00adkingar \u00ed\u00ad f\u00e6rum og h\u00e1lf-f\u00e6rum. \u00dea\u00f0 vantar s\u00f3knarmann sem kann a\u00f0 sl\u00fatta. \u00dev\u00ed\u00ad mi\u00f0ur hef \u00e9g ekki mikla tr\u00fa \u00e1 a\u00f0 V\u00ed\u00adkingar sleppi upp um deild. (Eins og flestir Framarar \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e9g alltaf p\u00ed\u00adnkul\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 veikur fyrir V\u00ed\u00adkingum. Fram og V\u00ed\u00adkingur eru einu alv\u00f6ru systkinaf\u00e9l\u00f6gin \u00ed\u00ad Reykjav\u00ed\u00adk.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g er aumingi Steinunn kemur aftur heim af Sankti J\u00f3 seinnipartinn og \u00fea\u00f0 ekki vonum fyrr. H\u00fan er b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera r\u00e9tt \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0ja s\u00f3larhring \u00ed\u00ad burtu, en samt er allt komi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f6nk \u00e1 M\u00e1nag\u00f6tunni. Svo vi\u00f0 byrjum \u00e1 j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0u n\u00f3tunum, \u00fe\u00e1 hefur m\u00e9r tekist \u00fdmislegt \u00e1 \u00feessum tveimur d\u00f6gum: * \u00c9g er b\u00fainn … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: \u00c9g er aumingi Steinunn kemur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}