Um verslunarmannahelgina var\u00f0 \u00e9g fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hra\u00f0banki gleypti debetkorti\u00f0 mitt. \u00dea\u00f0 var sagt \u00fatrunni\u00f0, \u00fe\u00f3tt s\u00ed\u00f0ar hef\u00f0i komi\u00f0 \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1tti ekki a\u00f0 renna \u00fat fyrir en nokkrum m\u00e1nu\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00f0ar. \u00cd einfeldni minni kenndi \u00e9g t\u00f6lvumist\u00f6kum um og sp\u00e1\u00f0i svo ekki meira \u00ed \u00feessu.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00f6kk s\u00e9 \u00feessari grein<\/a>, s\u00e9 \u00e9g atbur\u00f0ar\u00e1sina hins vegar \u00ed alveg n\u00fdju lj\u00f3si.<\/p>\n Samkv\u00e6mt \u00feessu heldur Sigurj\u00f3n M. Egilsson \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 DV-bla\u00f0ama\u00f0ur hafi baka\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00f3vild bankastj\u00f3ra Landsbankans me\u00f0 skrifum um Kumbaravog og \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 m\u00e1tt s\u00e6ta fj\u00e1rhagslegum ofs\u00f3knum. \u00de\u00e6r birtust \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 klippt var \u00e1 debetkorti\u00f0 hans \u00ed B\u00f3nus \u00e1 h\u00e1annat\u00edma.<\/p>\n \u00deetta er auglj\u00f3slega st\u00f3rundarlegt m\u00e1l og \u00fev\u00ed e\u00f0lilegt a\u00f0 nafnleysingjarnir \u00ed athugasemdakerfi Eyjunnar kalli eftir \u00fattekt Umbo\u00f0smanns Al\u00feingis og Fj\u00e1rm\u00e1laeftirlitsins. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er fr\u00e1leitt \u00edmynda s\u00e9r a\u00f0 bla\u00f0ama\u00f0ur \u00e1 svimandi DV-taxta kunni a\u00f0 hafa eytt kaupinu s\u00ednu \u00e1 \u00d6lstofunni og \u00fev\u00ed fari\u00f0 yfir um \u00e1 kortinu \u00ed B\u00f3nus.<\/p>\n Ef \u00e9g v\u00e6ri bankastj\u00f3ri Landsbankans og \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 jafna reikninga vi\u00f0 menn \u00fat\u00ed b\u00e6, \u00fe\u00e1 myndi \u00e9g l\u00edka gera \u00feetta: l\u00e1ta str\u00e1kana \u00ed t\u00f6lvudeildinni tilkynna stuld \u00e1 debetkorti um \u00fea\u00f0 leyti sem l\u00edklegast er a\u00f0 f\u00f3rnarlambi\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 kaupa inn fyrir helgina.<\/p>\n Og ef \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00ed s\u00e9rstaklega illu skapi myndi \u00e9g jafnvel hringja \u00ed Domino\u00b4s og panta pizzu \u00ed hans nafni. Vald spillir og gerr\u00e6\u00f0isvald gerspillir.<\/p>\n Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er \u00feetta \u00fea\u00f0 sem ger\u00f0ist \u00ed sumar. L\u00edklega hefur m\u00e9r tekist a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a valdam\u00f6nnum \u00ed samf\u00e9laginu um t\u00e6r me\u00f0 h\u00e1rbeittum skrifum m\u00ednum og skarpri \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e9lagsr\u00fdni \u00e1 \u00feessari bloggs\u00ed\u00f0u. Valdast\u00e9ttirnar –\u00a0peninga\u00f6flin og var\u00f0hundar \u00feeirra – hafa sest \u00e1 r\u00f6kst\u00f3la og spurt sig: hvernig getum vi\u00f0 \u00feagga\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed \u00feessum Stef\u00e1ni P\u00e1lssyni?<\/p>\n Og \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 hefur einhver bankastj\u00f3rinn kippt \u00ed spotta til a\u00f0 tryggja a\u00f0 \u00e9g st\u00e6\u00f0i uppi peningalaus \u00e1 Neskaupsta\u00f0 um mi\u00f0ja verslunarmannahelgi. \u00deetta er eitthva\u00f0 svo auglj\u00f3st n\u00fana!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Um verslunarmannahelgina var\u00f0 \u00e9g fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hra\u00f0banki gleypti debetkorti\u00f0 mitt. \u00dea\u00f0 var sagt \u00fatrunni\u00f0, \u00fe\u00f3tt s\u00ed\u00f0ar hef\u00f0i komi\u00f0 \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1tti ekki a\u00f0 renna \u00fat fyrir en nokkrum m\u00e1nu\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00f0ar. \u00cd einfeldni minni kenndi \u00e9g t\u00f6lvumist\u00f6kum um og sp\u00e1\u00f0i svo ekki meira \u00ed \u00feessu. \u00de\u00f6kk s\u00e9 \u00feessari grein, s\u00e9 \u00e9g atbur\u00f0ar\u00e1sina hins … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Myndin sk\u00fdrist<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}