{"id":352,"date":"2003-07-31T10:26:53","date_gmt":"2003-07-31T10:26:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2003\/07\/31\/enn-um-forseta\/"},"modified":"2003-07-31T10:26:53","modified_gmt":"2003-07-31T10:26:53","slug":"enn-um-forseta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2003\/07\/31\/enn-um-forseta\/","title":{"rendered":"Enn um forseta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hugsa \u00feetta heilmiki\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r &#8211; hver geti or\u00f0i\u00f0 n\u00e6sti forseti og eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem \u00e9g velti m\u00e1linu lengur fyrir m\u00e9r \u00feeim mun auglj\u00f3sari finnst m\u00e9r ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an vera.<\/p>\n<p>Til hvers h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 forseta? Er \u00fea\u00f0 til innanlandsnota? Nei &#8211; a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u ekki. Megintilgangurinn er landkynning, a\u00f0 vekja athygli \u00e1 \u00cdslandi erlendis og selja meiri fisk. \u00deannig er \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa bara.<\/p>\n<p>Og hvernig getur forsetinn okkar vaki\u00f0 athygli \u00e1 land og \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0? J\u00fa, einfaldlega me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 vekja athygli \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfum\/sj\u00e1lfri s\u00e9r. Til \u00feess eru nokkrar lei\u00f0ir:<\/p>\n<p>i) <i>A\u00f0 forsetinn s\u00e9 fr\u00e6gur fyrir<\/i>. \u00deeir sem a\u00f0hyllast \u00feessa kenningu myndu velja Bj\u00f6rk e\u00f0a Ei\u00f0 Sm\u00e1ra. \u00dea\u00f0 er sami h\u00f3pur og vildi \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00adnum t\u00ed\u00adma f\u00e1 Albert Gu\u00f0mundsson (\u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hann v\u00e6ri svo fr\u00e6gur \u00ed\u00ad Frakklandi). \u00deetta er meing\u00f6llu\u00f0 a\u00f0fer\u00f0 &#8211; \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad yfirleitt reynast fr\u00e6gir \u00cdslendingar ekki jafn fr\u00e6gir og \u00e6tla\u00f0 var \u00feegar til \u00e1 a\u00f0 taka. \u00de\u00e1 vilja poppstj\u00f6rnur og \u00ed\u00ad\u00fer\u00f3ttakappar fara \u00f3tr\u00falega hratt \u00far t\u00ed\u00adsku og eins og \u00fea\u00f0 er t\u00f6ff a\u00f0 hafa vins\u00e6la rokkstj\u00f6rnu sem forseta, \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 t\u00f6ff a\u00f0 hafa fyrrum-vins\u00e6la rokkstj\u00f6rnu \u00ed\u00ad sama emb\u00e6tti.<\/p>\n<p>ii)<i>A\u00f0 forsetinn s\u00e9 heillandi pers\u00f3na<\/i>. Yeah, right &#8211; eins og b\u00f6rnin myndu segja. \u00deetta er sama sj\u00e1lfsblekkingin og a\u00f0 halda a\u00f0 \u00cdslendingar geti unni\u00f0 J\u00far\u00f3v\u00ed\u00ads\u00ed\u00ad\u00f3n \u00fat \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 \u00ed\u00adslensku flytjendurnir s\u00e9u sjarmerandi \u00e1 bla\u00f0amannafundunum \u00fati. &#8222;Birgitta var svo s\u00e6t og allir sem vi\u00f0 erum b\u00fanir a\u00f0 hitta vona a\u00f0 h\u00fan vinni&#8230;&#8220; &#8211; Pers\u00f3nut\u00f6frar og g\u00e1fur geta ALDREI komi\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arlei\u00f0togum \u00e1 korti\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>iii) <i>A\u00f0 forsetinn s\u00e9 kostulegur brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0ingur<\/i>. \u00deetta hefur gagnast \u00f3tr\u00falega vel hj\u00e1 m\u00f6rgum \u00feri\u00f0ja heims r\u00ed\u00adkjum. Enginn veit hvar \u00daganda er \u00e1 landakorti, en allir vita a\u00f0 Idi Amin var hrotti sem \u00e1t mannakj\u00f6t. Ge\u00f0veikislegar yfirl\u00fdsingar &#8211; \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00f3ta \u00f6llum \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0um dau\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0i getur l\u00ed\u00adka vaki\u00f0 verulega athygli \u00e1 lei\u00f0togum og sm\u00e1r\u00ed\u00adkjum. H\u00e6ttan er hins vegar s\u00fa a\u00f0 flestir \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0h\u00f6f\u00f0ingjar af \u00feessari ger\u00f0inni lei\u00f0a h\u00f6rmungar yfir l\u00f6nd s\u00ed\u00adn og lei\u00f0a til innr\u00e1sar erlendra herja.<\/p>\n<p>iv) Eina raunh\u00e6fa lei\u00f0in er \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad <i>a\u00f0 forsetinn hafi auglj\u00f3sa l\u00ed\u00adkamlega s\u00e9rst\u00f6\u00f0u<\/i>. Hugsum m\u00e1li\u00f0 a\u00f0eins betur. Hvers vegna var\u00f0 Vigga Finnboga fr\u00e6g? J\u00fa, h\u00fan var ekki me\u00f0 typpi. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00e1kaflega \u00f3venjulegt fyrir forseta &#8211; einkum \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3si \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00fan var ekki forseti \u00ed\u00ad As\u00ed\u00adulandi og ekkja einhvers stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamanns sem skotinn haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 tuttugu \u00e1rum fyrr.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 dag er hins vegar ekki n\u00f3g a\u00f0 vera kona til a\u00f0 vekja athygli. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf eitthva\u00f0 meira &#8211; eitthva\u00f0 miklu meira krassandi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cdslendingar g\u00e6tu \u00feannig vali\u00f0 fituhjassa. Helst einhvern \u00e1 bilinu 4-500 k\u00ed\u00adl\u00f3.<br \/>\n* Kostir: Hann yr\u00f0i feitasti forseti \u00ed\u00ad heimi og vekti athygli \u00e1 \u00f6llum lj\u00f3smyndum.<br \/>\n* Gallar: Mikil h\u00e6tta \u00e1 hjartasj\u00fakd\u00f3mum. Myndi varla lifa heilt kj\u00f6rt\u00ed\u00admabil.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cdslendingar g\u00e6tu vali\u00f0 dverg, helst ekki st\u00e6rri en 120-130 cm.<br \/>\n* Kostir: Hann yr\u00f0i minnsti forseti \u00ed\u00ad heimi og vekti sem sl\u00ed\u00adkur athygli.<br \/>\n* Gallar: Er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki of kj\u00e1nalegt a\u00f0 dverg-r\u00ed\u00adki myndi velja dverg?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cdslendingar g\u00e6tu vali\u00f0 risa, t.d. P\u00e9tur Gu\u00f0mundsson.<br \/>\n* Kostir: Hann yr\u00f0i st\u00e6rsti forseti \u00ed\u00ad heimi og myndi gn\u00e6fa yfir alla a\u00f0ra \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arlei\u00f0toga. Jafnvel valdamestu menn myndu vir\u00f0ast dvellar vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 honum og \u00fear af lei\u00f0andi ekki eins \u00f3gnandi.<br \/>\nGallar: Engir s\u00fdnilegir.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cdslendingar g\u00e6tu vali\u00f0 kraftaj\u00f6tunn, t.d. Hjalta \u00darsus e\u00f0a Magn\u00fas Ver.<br \/>\n* Kostir: Hann g\u00e6ti vaki\u00f0 mikla athygli me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 lyfta erlendum \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0h\u00f6f\u00f0ingjum \u00e1 mannam\u00f3tum og sprengja hitapoka me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 bl\u00e1sa \u00fe\u00e1 upp.<br \/>\n* Gallar: Einhverjir g\u00e6tu s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad gegnum trikki\u00f0. \u00deetta m\u00e1 ekki l\u00ed\u00adta \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00e9um a\u00f0 reyna of miki\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>Af \u00feessu m\u00e1 sj\u00e1 a\u00f0 <i>P\u00e9tur Gu\u00f0mundsson<\/i> er auglj\u00f3s kostur \u00ed\u00ad forsetaemb\u00e6tti\u00f0. \u00c9g vil a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad ver\u00f0i haldi\u00f0 til haga a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var fyrst \u00e1 \u00feessum vettvangi a\u00f0 stungi\u00f0 var upp \u00e1 P\u00e9tri. Jafnframt gef \u00e9g kost \u00e1 m\u00e9r sem kosningastj\u00f3ri hans. \u00d3ska eftir g\u00f3\u00f0um slagor\u00f0um. Er sj\u00e1lfur kominn me\u00f0 nokkur \u00ed\u00ad vinnslu: &#8222;Setjum marki\u00f0 h\u00e6rra!&#8220; &amp; &#8222;Ekki fleiri rindla \u00e1 Bessasta\u00f0i!&#8220; (\u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf samt eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 sl\u00ed\u00adpa \u00feetta til&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hugsa \u00feetta heilmiki\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r &#8211; hver geti or\u00f0i\u00f0 n\u00e6sti forseti og eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem \u00e9g velti m\u00e1linu lengur fyrir m\u00e9r \u00feeim mun auglj\u00f3sari finnst m\u00e9r ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an vera. Til hvers h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 forseta? Er \u00fea\u00f0 til innanlandsnota? Nei &#8211; a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u ekki. Megintilgangurinn er landkynning, a\u00f0 vekja athygli \u00e1 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2003\/07\/31\/enn-um-forseta\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Enn um forseta<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}