Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 f\u00f3r umr\u00e6\u00f0an um hvalvei\u00f0arnar \u00ed\u00ad sama fyrirsj\u00e1anlega fari\u00f0 og alltaf \u00feegar fari\u00f0 er a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a \u00feessi m\u00e1l h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi. \u00cdslendingar fyllast r\u00e9ttl\u00e1tri rei\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad gar\u00f0 heimskra \u00fatlendinga sem vilja pers\u00f3nugera hvalina og gefa \u00feeim mennska eiginleika. Eins kaldh\u00e6\u00f0nislegt og \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa annars er breg\u00f0ast margir \u00cdslendingar n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eins vi\u00f0 – undir \u00f6fugum formerkjum \u00fe\u00f3 – og heimta a\u00f0 Keik\u00f3 ver\u00f0i breytt \u00ed\u00ad kj\u00f6tbollur.<\/p>\n
Hvort er kj\u00e1nalegra a\u00f0 krefjast \u00feess a\u00f0 d\u00fdrum s\u00e9 \u00feyrmt vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feau s\u00e9u g\u00e1fu\u00f0 – e\u00f0a a\u00f0 heimta a\u00f0 \u00feau s\u00e9u \u00e9tin vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feau s\u00e9u heimsk?<\/p>\n
J\u00faj\u00fa, n\u00fa m\u00e1 \u00f6rugglega \u00ferefa lengi um \u00fea\u00f0 hversu st\u00f3rir hvalastofnarnir s\u00e9u, hvort hvalir \u00e9ti og miki\u00f0 af \u00feorsksey\u00f0um o.s.frv. – ver\u00f0i m\u00f6nnum af g\u00f3\u00f0u ef einhver nennir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad. \u00dea\u00f0 eru hins vegar hr\u00e6snis-\u00e1sakanirnar sem fara mest \u00ed\u00ad taugarnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
T\u00f6kum sem d\u00e6mi \u00feetta n\u00fdlegt blogg Erlings<\/a> um m\u00e1li\u00f0. \u00dear segir m.a.:<\/p>\n Af einhverjum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um er \u00e9g ekki alveg a\u00f0 dansa me\u00f0 hvalafri\u00f0urnarm\u00f6nnum. M\u00e9r finnst \u00fearna vera \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni heilmikil hr\u00e6sni. F\u00f3lki finnst ekkert athugavert vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00f3tm\u00e6la hvalvei\u00f0um og fara svo \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad b\u00fa\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa t\u00fansfisksalat, til d\u00e6mis: \u00de\u00f3 er t\u00fanfiskur \u00ed\u00ad \u00fatr\u00fdmingarh\u00e6ttu. En hann er alltaf til \u00ed\u00ad d\u00f3sum svo \u00fea\u00f0 er sennilega allt \u00ed\u00ad lagi \u00fe\u00e1.<\/i><\/p>\n Aha. H\u00e9r sj\u00e1um vi\u00f0 skemmtilega r\u00f6ksemdaf\u00e6rslu – „Sumir \u00fatlendingar m\u00f3tm\u00e6la hvalvei\u00f0um. T\u00fanfiskur er \u00e9tinn \u00ed\u00ad \u00fatl\u00f6ndum. Ergo: f\u00f3lk sem m\u00f3tm\u00e6lir hvalvei\u00f0um g\u00faffar \u00ed\u00ad sig t\u00fanfiski \u00ed\u00ad \u00f6ll m\u00e1l.“ – Gaman v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 vita hvort kollegi minn af Su\u00f0urlandinu hafi gert s\u00e9rstaka k\u00f6nnun \u00e1 innkaupak\u00f6rfum Gr\u00e6nfri\u00f0unga e\u00f0a hvort \u00feetta s\u00e9u bara almennir sleggjud\u00f3mar.<\/p>\n Jafnframt er fullyr\u00f0ingin „\u00de\u00f3 er t\u00fanfiskur \u00ed\u00ad \u00fatr\u00fdmingarh\u00e6ttu“ merkileg. Er ekki einmitt tilfelli\u00f0 a\u00f0 v\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a \u00ed\u00ad heiminum s\u00e9u t\u00fanfiskstofnar ofveiddir en annars sta\u00f0ar nytja\u00f0ir af skynsemi? Eru \u00feetta ekki n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega s\u00f6mu ford\u00f3mar og \u00cdslendingar telja s\u00ed\u00adnar hvalvei\u00f0ar ver\u00f0a fyrir?<\/p>\n Og \u00e1fram heldur pistillinn:<\/p>\n H\u00e1karlar eru \u00ed\u00ad \u00fatr\u00fdmingarh\u00e6ttu og enginn tekur upp \u00fer\u00e1\u00f0inn fyrir \u00fe\u00e1. F\u00f3lk bendir \u00e1 a\u00f0 hvalir sinni afkv\u00e6mum s\u00ed\u00adnum. Takk fyrir, \u00fea\u00f0 gera l\u00ed\u00adka k\u00fdr og kindur sem andhvalvei\u00f0isinnar bor\u00f0a me\u00f0 bestu lyst. Hvalir bor\u00f0a l\u00ed\u00adka seli ef \u00feeir geta. Jafnvel k\u00f3pa. En \u00f3heppni h\u00e1karlsins felst \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 hann hefur marka\u00f0ssett sig svol\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 illa. H\u00e1karl er nefnilega illur. Hann er me\u00f0 beittar tennur og bor\u00f0ar f\u00f3lk ef hann kemst \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0. \u00deess vegna m\u00e1 hann alveg fara.<\/i><\/p>\n Tekur enginn upp \u00fer\u00e1\u00f0inn fyrir h\u00e1karla? Ja, nema \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ntanlega Erlingur? \u00deetta eru br\u00e1\u00f0skemmtilegir ford\u00f3mar \u00ed\u00ad gar\u00f0 umhverfisverndarsamtaka. F\u00f3lk sem helgar l\u00ed\u00adf sitt \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 berjast fyrir umhverfisvernd hefur sem sagt bara \u00e1huga \u00e1 litlum, lo\u00f0num og kr\u00fattlegum d\u00fdrum! Greenpeace var stofna\u00f0 til verndar selsk\u00f3pum, h\u00f6mstrum og naggr\u00ed\u00adsum. Merkilegur andskoti!<\/p>\n Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er \u00feetta fjarri sanni. \u00dea\u00f0 er til f\u00f3lk sem berst fyrir verndun katta, a\u00f0rir setja fri\u00f0un fugla e\u00f0a fiska \u00e1 oddinn og svo m\u00e6tti lengi telja. Er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 vera miki\u00f0 hrokafyllri en a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad f\u00f6stu a\u00f0 allir \u00fatlendingar sem hafi sko\u00f0un \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hvernig d\u00fdrastofnar \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f6funum s\u00e9u nytja\u00f0ir s\u00e9u bara einhverjir vitleysingar sem hafi l\u00e1ti\u00f0 glepjast af teiknimyndum um s\u00e6t sm\u00e1hveli?<\/p>\n Og hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 vi\u00f0komandi a\u00f0ilar hafi ekki sn\u00fai\u00f0 til varnar fyrir h\u00e1karlastofna? Er \u00fea\u00f0 sem sagt banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 berjast gegn vei\u00f0um \u00e1 einu d\u00fdri vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur er ekki b\u00fainn a\u00f0 berjast gegn einhverju \u00f6\u00f0ru fyrst? Menn ver\u00f0a kannski a\u00f0 m\u00f3tm\u00e6la h\u00e1karlavei\u00f0um \u00e1 undan hvalvei\u00f0um vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 H\u00ed\u0081-karl er \u00e1 undan HV-\u00f6lum \u00ed\u00ad stafr\u00f3finu? En ver\u00f0a menn \u00fe\u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 vera b\u00fanir a\u00f0 m\u00f3tm\u00e6la vei\u00f0um \u00e1 H\u00ed\u0081-meri \u00e1\u00f0ur en kemur a\u00f0 h\u00e1k\u00f6rlum?<\/p>\n N\u00e6sta skrefi\u00f0 v\u00e6ri kannski a\u00f0 setja v\u00f6r\u00f0 fyrir framan \u00f6ll m\u00f3tm\u00e6li d\u00fdraverndunarsinna og pikka \u00fat \u00fe\u00e1 sem ekki mega vera me\u00f0. „Hey, \u00fe\u00fa – hva\u00f0 \u00feykist \u00fe\u00fa geta haft sko\u00f0un \u00e1 g\u00ed\u00adrafadr\u00e1pi \u00ed\u00ad Gabon? Ekki m\u00e6ttir \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1 fimmtudaginn til a\u00f0 and\u00e6fa pokarottuvei\u00f0um \u00ed\u00ad Uruguay… – hr\u00e6snari!“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 f\u00f3r umr\u00e6\u00f0an um hvalvei\u00f0arnar \u00ed\u00ad sama fyrirsj\u00e1anlega fari\u00f0 og alltaf \u00feegar fari\u00f0 er a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a \u00feessi m\u00e1l h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi. \u00cdslendingar fyllast r\u00e9ttl\u00e1tri rei\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad gar\u00f0 heimskra \u00fatlendinga sem vilja pers\u00f3nugera hvalina og gefa \u00feeim mennska eiginleika. Eins kaldh\u00e6\u00f0nislegt og \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa annars er breg\u00f0ast margir \u00cdslendingar n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eins vi\u00f0 – undir \u00f6fugum formerkjum … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Asnalegu r\u00f6kin \u00ed hvalam\u00e1linu<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}