And if a double-decker bus
\nCrashes into us
\nTo die by your side
\nIs such a heavenly way to die
\nAnd if a ten-ton truck
\nKills the both of us
\nTo die by your side
\nWell, the pleasure – the privilege is mine<\/i><\/p>\n
Skyldi Morrissey hafa hitt naglann \u00e1 h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feessum texta? Er \u00fea\u00f0 e.t.v. r\u00f3mant\u00ed\u00adskasti dau\u00f0dagi \u00ed\u00ad heimi a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta str\u00e6t\u00f3 fletja sig og st\u00falkuna manns \u00fat? Kannski – en a\u00f0 sama skapi var \u00fea\u00f0 ekkert huglj\u00faft e\u00f0a fallegt \u00feegar f\u00ed\u00adfli\u00f0 \u00e1 Fjarkanum sv\u00ed\u00adna\u00f0i \u00e1 besta og fr\u00e6gasta bloggaranum sem var \u00e1 lei\u00f0 heim \u00far vinnunni \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r.<\/p>\n
F\u00e6\u00f0ingarh\u00e1lfvitinn \u00e1 gula mor\u00f0t\u00e6kinu b\u00e6ttist \u00feannig \u00ed\u00ad st\u00f3ran h\u00f3p manna sem reynt hafa a\u00f0 drepa mig \u00e1 undanf\u00f6rnum \u00e1rum. Einungis snarr\u00e6\u00f0i mitt, traust aksturslag og almennt vantraust \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0ru f\u00f3lki \u00ed\u00ad umfer\u00f0inni n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00fearna a\u00f0 afst\u00fdra st\u00f3rslysinu – og \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00ed\u00ad fyrsta sinn. – Urgh! \u00deetta er geymt en ekki gleymt.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 atviki\u00f0 kom hins vegar \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3s leyndur galli \u00e1 Bl\u00e1a draumnum – Volvoinum sem \u00e9g er farinn a\u00f0 taka \u00e1stf\u00f3stri vi\u00f0. \u00deannig er m\u00e1l me\u00f0 vexti a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00adlflautan er hvorki hvell n\u00e9 h\u00e1v\u00e6r. T\u00f3nninn \u00ed\u00ad henni er dj\u00fapur og n\u00e1nast afsakandi frekar en a\u00f0 vera \u00f6grandi og yfirl\u00e6tisfullur eins og b\u00ed\u00adlflautur eiga a\u00f0 vera.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er gr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arlegt antikl\u00ed\u00admax a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 segja einhverjum til syndanna me\u00f0 slappri b\u00ed\u00adlflautu. \u00deetta var n\u00e1nast eins sl\u00e6mt og \u00feegar vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum hringinn me\u00f0 m\u00f6mmu og pabba \u00ed\u00ad sumar \u00e1 gamla Opelnum sem n\u00fa er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 skipta \u00fat. Flautan \u00e1 honum virka\u00f0i alls ekki. \u00dei\u00f0 geti\u00f0 r\u00e9tt \u00ed\u00admynda\u00f0 ykkur hversu fr\u00fastrerandi \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00e6tla a\u00f0 flauta rei\u00f0ilega \u00e1 eitthvert \u00f6kusv\u00ed\u00adni\u00f0 og ekkert gerist!<\/p>\n
\u00c6tti ma\u00f0ur kannski a\u00f0 byrja a\u00f0 b\u00faa til lista yfir vitleysinga sem reyna a\u00f0 drepa mann \u00ed\u00ad umfer\u00f0inni? Stofna jafnvel heimas\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0u me\u00f0 n\u00f6fnum \u00feeirra, heimilisf\u00f6ngum og v\u00e6num slurk af sv\u00ed\u00advir\u00f0ingum? \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem m\u00e6lir gegn \u00feessari r\u00e1\u00f0ager\u00f0 er h\u00e6ttan \u00e1 a\u00f0 P\u00e1ll Halld\u00f3rsson, gamli BHMR-forma\u00f0urinn myndi opna samb\u00e6rilega s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0u m\u00e9r til h\u00f6fu\u00f0s. Varla getur hann verii\u00f0 b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gleyma \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00feegar \u00e9g var n\u00e1nast b\u00fainn a\u00f0 smyrja honum \u00e1 framr\u00fa\u00f0una \u00e1 gangbrautinni \u00e1 m\u00f3tum L\u00f6nguhl\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar og Miklubrautar. – Honum var \u00fe\u00f3 n\u00e6r, \u00fea\u00f0 eru \u00feessi f\u00ed\u00adnu undirg\u00f6ng hinu megin vi\u00f0 L\u00f6nguhl\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ina…<\/p>\n
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Er a\u00f0 fara yfir um af stressi \u00fat af KA-leiknum. \u00d3 hva\u00f0 \u00e9g vildi geta veri\u00f0 fyrir nor\u00f0an n\u00fana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
And if a double-decker bus Crashes into us To die by your side Is such a heavenly way to die And if a ten-ton truck Kills the both of us To die by your side Well, the pleasure – the privilege is mine Skyldi Morrissey hafa hitt naglann \u00e1 h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feessum texta? Er \u00fea\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Af mor\u00f0tilr\u00e6\u00f0um<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}