{"id":399,"date":"2003-09-06T16:44:37","date_gmt":"2003-09-06T16:44:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2003\/09\/06\/1-strik-%c2%96-haldi%c3%b0-ut-i-heim\/"},"modified":"2003-09-06T16:44:37","modified_gmt":"2003-09-06T16:44:37","slug":"1-strik-%c2%96-haldi%c3%b0-ut-i-heim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2003\/09\/06\/1-strik-%c2%96-haldi%c3%b0-ut-i-heim\/","title":{"rendered":"1. strik ? haldi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed heim"},"content":{"rendered":"

Klukkan fimm a\u00f0 morgni, laugardaginn \u00fer\u00ed\u00adtugasta \u00e1g\u00fast, skr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a Steinunn<\/a> og Stef\u00e1n fram\u00far og b\u00faa sig undir fer\u00f0alagi\u00f0 mikla. Kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur h\u00f6f\u00f0u b\u00e6\u00f0i t\u00ed\u00adnt til vegabr\u00e9fin s\u00ed\u00adn, sem ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 endurn\u00fdja \u00e1 n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri. \u00c1 passamyndinni sinni er Stef\u00e1n tilt\u00f6lulega grannur ungur MR-ingur me\u00f0 velsnyrtar krullur. Steinunn er pattaralegur MH-ingur \u00ed\u00ad hippaf\u00f6tum. Flj\u00f3tt \u00e1 liti\u00f0 m\u00e1 \u00e1\u00e6tla a\u00f0 Stef\u00e1n hafi b\u00e6tt \u00e1 sig fimmt\u00e1n k\u00ed\u00adl\u00f3um \u00e1 \u00feessum \u00e1rum, en Steinunn tapa\u00f0 t\u00ed\u00adu. \u00dea\u00f0 gerir fimm k\u00ed\u00adl\u00f3 \u00ed\u00ad pl\u00fas, sem s\u00fdnir a\u00f0 heimili\u00f0 a\u00f0 M\u00e1nag\u00f6tu 24 hefur ekki fari\u00f0 varhluta af g\u00f3\u00f0\u00e6rinu undir stj\u00f3rn Dav\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0s Oddssonar.<\/p>\n

P\u00e1ll, fa\u00f0ir besta og fr\u00e6gasta bloggarans, m\u00e6tir \u00e1 n\u00fdja Suzuki-jeppanum sem g\u00f6mlu hj\u00f3nin keyptu s\u00e9r \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum. Jeppinn er sk\u00fdrasta d\u00e6mi\u00f0 um a\u00f0 gildismat borgarast\u00e9ttarinnar s\u00e9 a\u00f0 n\u00e1 yfirh\u00f6ndinni \u00e1 \u00feeim b\u00e6num. Besta og fr\u00e6gasta bloggarann dau\u00f0langar a\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a f\u00f6\u00f0ur s\u00ed\u00adnum \u00e1 \u00feessu – spyrja hven\u00e6r eigi a\u00f0 ganga \u00ed\u00ad Rotary e\u00f0a byrja \u00ed\u00ad golfinu? Stillir sig \u00fe\u00f3 um \u00fea\u00f0, enda \u00fe\u00e6gilegt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 skutl su\u00f0ur til Keflav\u00ed\u00adkur og losna vi\u00f0 bakpokaskr\u00ed\u00adlinn \u00ed\u00ad Fluglei\u00f0ar\u00fatunni. S\u00fa var t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0in a\u00f0 fj\u00f6lskylda besta bloggarans \u00e1tti ekki sj\u00f3nvarp og \u00feegar loksins var fj\u00e1rfest \u00ed\u00ad sl\u00ed\u00adkum grip, \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00fea\u00f0 nota\u00f0 svart\/hv\u00ed\u00adtt t\u00e6ki [reyndar fyrir peninga sem \u00feessi sami bloggari vann \u00ed\u00ad happadr\u00e6tti r\u00ed\u00adkissj\u00f3\u00f0s \u00fat \u00e1 einhver r\u00ed\u00adkisskuldabr\u00e9f sem velvilja\u00f0ur \u00e6ttingi sem ekki skyldi samhengi\u00f0 milli \u00f3ver\u00f0trygg\u00f0s sparna\u00f0ar og \u00f3\u00f0aver\u00f0b\u00f3lgu gaf \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00ed\u00adrnargj\u00f6f, \u00ed\u00ad \u00feeirri von a\u00f0 kosta m\u00e6tti barni\u00f0 til n\u00e1ms \u00ed\u00ad framt\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0inni – innskotssetningu l\u00fdkur] – helv\u00ed\u00adtis neyslukapphlaup…<\/p>\n

Dj\u00f6flaeyjan yfirgefin<\/i><\/p>\n

Nema hva\u00f0 – Stef\u00e1n og Steinunn sp\u00e6na af sta\u00f0 til Keflav\u00ed\u00adkur og taka fram \u00far r\u00fatunni \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni. Hah, engar almenningssamg\u00f6ngur h\u00e9r! Fyrir viki\u00f0 er n\u00e6gur t\u00ed\u00admi \u00ed\u00ad Leifsst\u00f6\u00f0 til a\u00f0 vir\u00f0a fyrir s\u00e9r „andlit \u00cdslands gagnvart umheiminum“ eins og flugst\u00f6\u00f0in var einhverju sinni nefnd. Stef\u00e1n hugsar hl\u00fdlega til Matta Matt fyrir a\u00f0 hafa afreka\u00f0 a\u00f0 reisa \u00feetta fallega mannvirki fyrir r\u00e9tt r\u00famlega tv\u00f6falda kostna\u00f0ar\u00e1\u00e6tlun. Plebbalegt? Neinei…<\/p>\n

Me\u00f0al bandar\u00ed\u00adskra h\u00e1sk\u00f3lanema mun \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feykja hin mesta skemmtun a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a sem flestum inn \u00ed\u00ad litla f\u00f3lksb\u00ed\u00adla. Heimsmeti\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessari \u00ed\u00ad\u00fer\u00f3ttagrein er v\u00ed\u00adst einhver f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegur fj\u00f6ldi inn \u00ed\u00ad litla F\u00f3lksvagen bj\u00f6llu. L\u00ed\u00adklega hafa methafarnir v\u00f6sku \u00e6ft sig \u00e1 s\u00e6tunum \u00ed\u00ad flugv\u00e9l Iceland Express. Stef\u00e1n gefst flj\u00f3tlega upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 berja sig \u00ed\u00ad gegnum amer\u00ed\u00adskan t\u00e6knis\u00f6gudo\u00f0rant eftir Tom Hughes. Steinunn var kl\u00f3kari. H\u00fan t\u00f3k me\u00f0 s\u00e9r reyfara. Annars t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0indalaust \u00far h\u00e1loftunum.<\/p>\n

R\u00falla\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad gegnum Kastrup. Upp \u00ed\u00ad n\u00e6stu lest og \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0albrautarst\u00f6\u00f0inni. H\u00f3teli\u00f0 Lj\u00f3ni\u00f0<\/i> er \u00e1 Vesturbr\u00faarg\u00f6tu 30 og \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad r\u00f6ltf\u00e6ri vi\u00f0 brautarst\u00f6\u00f0ina. Steinunn og Stef\u00e1n ganga beint \u00ed\u00ad flasi\u00f0 \u00e1 sk\u00fa\u00f0g\u00f6ngu Kristjan\u00ed\u00adu-vina. \u00deeir m\u00f3tm\u00e6la \u00e1formum fasistastj\u00f3rnarinnar \u00ed\u00ad Danm\u00f6rku a\u00f0 loka fr\u00ed\u00adr\u00ed\u00adkinu. Eiga fer\u00f0alangarnir ungu a\u00f0 hr\u00ed\u00adfast me\u00f0 og halda \u00ed\u00ad kr\u00f6fug\u00f6ngu me\u00f0 fer\u00f0at\u00f6skurnar \u00e1 bakinu? Tja, \u00fea\u00f0 kemur m\u00f3tm\u00e6laganga eftir \u00feessa g\u00f6ngu. Betra a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka sig inn fyrst.<\/p>\n

(A\u00f0rir) t\u00faristar eru lei\u00f0indapakk<\/i><\/p>\n

H\u00f3teli\u00f0 er f\u00ed\u00adnt. P\u00ed\u00adnul\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 hr\u00e1slagalegir gangar, en \u00fea\u00f0 er mi\u00f0sv\u00e6\u00f0is og \u00ed\u00ad \u00f3d\u00fdrari kantinum. F\u00falir amer\u00ed\u00adskir t\u00faristar eru a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00adfast \u00ed\u00ad m\u00f3tt\u00f6kunni \u00feegar Steinunn og Stef\u00e1n m\u00e6ta \u00e1 sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0. Undra sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 ekki s\u00e9 bo\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00e1 Hilton-herbergi \u00e1 \u00f3d\u00fdru gistiheimili. Fyrir viki\u00f0 tekur \u00fe\u00e9ttvaxna konan \u00ed\u00ad afgrei\u00f0slunni strax \u00e1stf\u00f3stri vi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00adslensku gestina sem vir\u00f0ast ekki \u00e6tla a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 neitt m\u00fa\u00f0ur. Ekki dregur \u00far gle\u00f0i hennar \u00feegar tali\u00f0 berst a\u00f0 Kristjan\u00ed\u00adu. Svo vir\u00f0ist sem flestir t\u00faristar s\u00e9u bara komnir til a\u00f0 klappa Hafmeyju-\u00f3f\u00e9tinu vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fnina.<\/p>\n

\u00c1 h\u00f3telherberginu gramsar Stef\u00e1n \u00ed\u00ad t\u00f6skunni sinni. B\u00f6lvar sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r vel og hressilega fyrir a\u00f0 gleyma myndav\u00e9linni heima. Kaupir einnota draslv\u00e9l fr\u00e1 Kodak. Ekkert lj\u00f3smyndafyller\u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessari fer\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Steinunn og Stef\u00e1n fara \u00ed\u00ad langan g\u00f6ngut\u00far um mi\u00f0b\u00e6inn. Stoppa\u00f0 \u00e1 hentugum sta\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad bj\u00f3r og sm\u00f6rrebr\u00f6d. Vi\u00f0 t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri mun besti og fr\u00e6gasti bloggarinn l\u00e1ta fara fram ranns\u00f3kn \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hva\u00f0a efni \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00ed\u00ad danskri lifrark\u00e6fu sem kona hans er svo s\u00f3lgin \u00ed\u00ad. \u00dea\u00f0 sem eftir lifir fer\u00f0ar s\u00ed\u00adfrar Steinunn reglulega um a\u00f0 hana langi \u00ed\u00ad meiri lifrark\u00e6fu. \u00c6tli \u00feetta s\u00e9 spurning um einhver f\u00e1g\u00e6t pr\u00f3t\u00ed\u00adn e\u00f0a steinefni?<\/p>\n

En hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 Pinochet?<\/i><\/p>\n

\u00c1 K\u00f3ngsins-n\u00fdjatorgi er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 setja upp s\u00fdningu \u00e1 vegum fer\u00f0am\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0s Chile. Steinunn og Stef\u00e1n sko\u00f0a s\u00fdninguna – einkum til a\u00f0 geta st\u00e6rt sig af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00e1 bloggs\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00adnum \u00feegar fram l\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a stundir. \u00c1 lj\u00f3s kemur a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad Chile eru gr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0arlegir fj\u00e1rfestingarm\u00f6guleikar fyrir \u00fatlenska kap\u00ed\u00adtalista. Ef g\u00f3\u00f0vilja\u00f0i \u00e6ttinginn hef\u00f0i \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00adnum t\u00ed\u00adma haft vit \u00e1 a\u00f0 leggja sk\u00ed\u00adrnarpeningana inn \u00e1 ver\u00f0trygg\u00f0an reikning \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri besti og fr\u00e6gasti bloggarinn kannski or\u00f0inn \u00e1lfursti \u00ed\u00ad Su\u00f0ur-Amer\u00ed\u00adku \u00ed\u00ad dag, en hef\u00f0i a\u00f0 s\u00f6nnu misst af m\u00f6rgu \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem h\u00e6st bar \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1 R\u00ed\u00adkissj\u00f3nvarpsins \u00e1 \u00e1runum 1982-1985.<\/p>\n

Steinunn og Stef\u00e1n taka striki\u00f0 heim \u00e1 h\u00f3tel (no pun intended!) Lesendur \u00feessarar s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0u mega giska \u00ferisvar hvort \u00feeirra stoppar vi\u00f0 n\u00e1nast hverja einustu verslun \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni og m\u00e1tar s\u00f3lgleraugu, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 finna nein sem passa almennilega – \u00e1 me\u00f0an hinu lei\u00f0ist.<\/p>\n

\u00d6nk\u00f6rur vi\u00f0 hvert f\u00f3tm\u00e1l<\/i><\/p>\n

A\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0i \u00de\u00f3ru systur, sem gj\u00f6r\u00feekkir Kaupmannah\u00f6fn eftir misseris verkfr\u00e6\u00f0if\u00f6ndur vi\u00f0 sk\u00f3lann sem annar hver \u00ed\u00adslenskur verkfr\u00e6\u00f0inemi hefur st\u00fadera\u00f0 vi\u00f0, var tyrkneski veitingasta\u00f0urinn Ankara<\/i> \u00e1 Vesturbr\u00faarg\u00f6tu fyrir valinu sem fyrsti kv\u00f6ldver\u00f0arsta\u00f0urinn. Vi\u00f0 Vesturbr\u00faarg\u00f6tu eru \u00fer\u00ed\u00adr tyrkneskir sta\u00f0ir sem heita \u00feessu sama nafni, \u00fear af gera tveir \u00feeirra kr\u00f6fu til \u00feess a\u00f0 vera s\u00e1 tyrkneski veitingasta\u00f0ur \u00e1 Nor\u00f0url\u00f6ndum sem b\u00fdr yfir st\u00e6rsta hla\u00f0bor\u00f0inu. Hrokafullt? Tja, vonandi byrja veitingamennirnir ekki a\u00f0 blogga, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6ti nafnb\u00f3t sumra veri\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad h\u00e6ttu…<\/p>\n

Ne\u00f0sti Ankrara-sta\u00f0urinn (u.\u00fe.b. nr. 21 e\u00f0a \u00fear um bil) var\u00f0 fyrir valinu. Hann er \u00e6\u00f0i. \u00d3d\u00fdr matur, gott v\u00ed\u00adn og dansk\u00e6tta\u00f0a magadansm\u00e6rin var alls ekki eins miki\u00f0 kitch og b\u00faast hef\u00f0i m\u00e1tt vi\u00f0. Tyrkir eru a\u00f0 taka yfir Danm\u00f6rku og gera hana a\u00f0 mun betri sta\u00f0 en fyrr. \u00cdslendinga vantar tilfinnanlega svona 2.000 Tyrki.<\/p>\n

\u00d3v\u00e6ntur svallari<\/i><\/p>\n

Bj\u00f3r um daginn, rau\u00f0v\u00ed\u00adn me\u00f0 matnum og \u00ed\u00adrskt kaffi \u00e1 eftir hef\u00f0i til skamms t\u00ed\u00adma \u00fe\u00fdtt a\u00f0 besti og fr\u00e6gasti bloggarinn hef\u00f0i \u00feurft a\u00f0 bera s\u00ed\u00adna ektakvinnu \u00e1 bakinu til s\u00e6ngur. N\u00fa hafa hlutirnir hins vegar breyst, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad Steinunn er h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 reykja (7,9,13). S\u00ed\u00adgarettubindindi\u00f0 tekur \u00e1 taugarnar, en hefur hins vegar kalla\u00f0 fram \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00f3\u00feekkt \u00e1fengis\u00feol. Brenniv\u00ed\u00adnsberserkurinn Steinunn hefur \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad aldrei \u00feessu vant frumkv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 taka stefnuna \u00e1 barinn fyrir svefninn.<\/p>\n

\u00c1 h\u00e6\u00f0inni fyrir ne\u00f0an H\u00f3tel Lj\u00f3n er einn \u00ed\u00adrskur p\u00f6bb – e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur breskur p\u00f6bb sem \u00feykist vera \u00ed\u00adrskur vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 hann selur Guinness \u00e1 krana og \u00e1 jafn miki\u00f0 af \u00ed\u00adrsku visk\u00fdi og skosku. \u00deessi kn\u00e6pa \u00e1 mj\u00f6g eftir a\u00f0 koma vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar \u00ed\u00ad fer\u00f0inni. \u00cdslendingarnir dj\u00f6rfu sitja frameftir n\u00f3ttu og gerast \u00e6 v\u00e6mnari eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sem gl\u00f6sunum fj\u00f6lgar.<\/p>\n

Tjaldi\u00f0 fellur, fyrsta \u00fe\u00e6tti l\u00fdkur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Klukkan fimm a\u00f0 morgni, laugardaginn \u00fer\u00ed\u00adtugasta \u00e1g\u00fast, skr\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a Steinunn og Stef\u00e1n fram\u00far og b\u00faa sig undir fer\u00f0alagi\u00f0 mikla. Kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur h\u00f6f\u00f0u b\u00e6\u00f0i t\u00ed\u00adnt til vegabr\u00e9fin s\u00ed\u00adn, sem ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 endurn\u00fdja \u00e1 n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri. \u00c1 passamyndinni sinni er Stef\u00e1n tilt\u00f6lulega grannur ungur MR-ingur me\u00f0 velsnyrtar krullur. Steinunn er pattaralegur MH-ingur \u00ed\u00ad hippaf\u00f6tum. Flj\u00f3tt \u00e1 liti\u00f0 m\u00e1 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: 1. strik ? haldi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed heim<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}