L\u00fatherskur \u00e1tr\u00fana\u00f0ur leysti ka\u00fe\u00f3lskuna af h\u00f3lmi \u00ed\u00ad Danaveldi um mi\u00f0ja sext\u00e1ndu \u00f6ld, en p\u00e1finn hefur s\u00ed\u00adnar lei\u00f0ir til hefnda. \u00dea\u00f0 kom \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 morgni annars dags fer\u00f0alagsins, sunnudaginn 31. \u00e1g\u00fast, \u00feegar kirkjuklukkur f\u00f3ru a\u00f0 hringja eins og m\u00e1rarnir v\u00e6ru komnir a\u00f0 borgarhli\u00f0inu. Ein af ka\u00fe\u00f3lsku kirkjum borgarinnar reyndist vera beint fyrir utan gluggann okkar.<\/p>\n
Klukknafargani\u00f0 kom s\u00e9r \u00feeim mun verr \u00fear sem Stef\u00e1n vakna\u00f0i \u00feunnur – og \u00fea\u00f0 skel\u00feunnur. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hef\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1tt a\u00f0 k\u00e6ta hann a\u00f0 Steinunn kenndi s\u00e9r einskis meins, en einhvern veginn dr\u00f3 s\u00fa vitneskja l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0 \u00far hausverknum, auk \u00feess sem kona besta og fr\u00e6gasta bloggarans er ekki n\u00f3gu undirgefinn til a\u00f0 stjana vi\u00f0 manninn sinn vi\u00f0 sl\u00ed\u00adkar kringumst\u00e6\u00f0ur. \u00d3, \u00fej\u00e1ningar!<\/p>\n
Fari\u00f0 yfir landam\u00e6rin<\/i><\/p>\n
Vanl\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0anin og almennur aumingjaskapur ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 verkum a\u00f0 fer\u00f0inn til fyrirheitna landsins, Kristjan\u00ed\u00adu, fresta\u00f0ist frum undir h\u00e1degi. Raunar hef\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 veri\u00f0 mj\u00f6g misr\u00e1\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 skunda af sta\u00f0 fyrr en fullri heilsu v\u00e6ri n\u00e1\u00f0 – enda aldrei a\u00f0 vita nema k\u00e6mi til \u00e1taka vi\u00f0 l\u00f6greglusveitir fasistastj\u00f3rnarinnar sem vill loka fr\u00ed\u00adr\u00ed\u00adkinu.<\/p>\n
Kristjan\u00ed\u00ada er vinaleg. Reyndar er s\u00f3\u00f0askapurinn \u00f3\u00fearflega mikill. Ekki a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad er virtist vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk henti ekki rusli \u00ed\u00ad sorptunnurnar, heldur virtust tunnurnar aldrei vera t\u00e6mdar og drasli\u00f0 lenti \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00e1 v\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 og dreif.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 var k\u00fanstugt a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 tilbur\u00f0unum hj\u00e1 hasss\u00f6lum\u00f6nnunum sem \u00fearna athafna sig fyrir allra augum \u00ed\u00ad s\u00e9r\u00fatb\u00fanum s\u00f6lub\u00e1sum. \u00c1 einum sta\u00f0 var selt eitthva\u00f0 sem virtist vera lj\u00faffeng hasskaka, en a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti var \u00feetta fremur einh\u00e6ft. Stef\u00e1n keypti s\u00e9r \u00feennan f\u00ed\u00adna „Bevar Christania“-bol, sem koma mun s\u00e9r vel ef einhverjum sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e1ttarstj\u00f3rnandanum dettur \u00ed\u00ad hug a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hann \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0tal um eitthva\u00f0. Heims\u00f3knin \u00ed\u00ad bolab\u00e1sinn reyndist \u00fe\u00f3 \u00fatgjaldasamari en \u00e6tla\u00f0 var, \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00feegar yfir lauk var Steinunn b\u00fainn a\u00f0 m\u00e1ta og velja s\u00e9r fyrirfram-afm\u00e6lisgj\u00f6f. H\u00fan er sallaf\u00ed\u00adn.<\/p>\n
Ekta \u00ed\u00adslenskir t\u00faristar<\/i><\/p>\n
Eftir Kristjan\u00ed\u00adufer\u00f0ina \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0u Steinunn og Stef\u00e1n a\u00f0 skipta ekki meira vi\u00f0 str\u00e6tisvagna Kaupmannahafnar \u00feann daginn. \u00deess \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0 var skei\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00fat a\u00f0 N\u00fdh\u00f6fn og K\u00f3ngsins-n\u00fdjatorgi. Eins og \u00ed\u00adslenskum t\u00faristum ber, var stoppa\u00f0 \u00e1 Hvids vinstue. Lauslega \u00e1giska\u00f0 voru 80% gestana \u00cdslendingar og \u00f6rugglega \u00feri\u00f0jungurinn af veggjakrotinu (e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur lj\u00f3saskerma-krotinu). Notalegur bar og vel skiljanlegt a\u00f0 landsins efnilegustu synir hafi vali\u00f0 hann til a\u00f0 drekka sig fr\u00e1 n\u00e1mi og frama.<\/p>\n
Eftir r\u00f3legheitar\u00f6lt um mi\u00f0b\u00e6inn var skyndilega kominn t\u00ed\u00admi \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9ta aftur. Tyrkneskur kebab-sta\u00f0ur var\u00f0 fyrir valinu. N\u00f3g til af sl\u00ed\u00adkum st\u00f6\u00f0um \u00ed\u00ad Kaupmannah\u00f6fn og \u00feeir eru langbestu og \u00f3d\u00fdrustu skyndibitasta\u00f0irnir. D\u00e1l\u00e6ti Stef\u00e1ns \u00e1 Tyrkjum fer s\u00ed\u00advaxandi. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00ed\u00adka \u00f3l\u00ed\u00adkt betra a\u00f0 \u00e9ta svona mat me\u00f0 \u00feokkalegri j\u00f3g\u00farts\u00f3su en l\u00f6\u00f0randi feitu p\u00ed\u00adtus\u00f3sunni sem \u00f6llu er drekkt \u00ed\u00ad heima.<\/p>\n
G\u00f6ngugarparnir skilu\u00f0u s\u00e9r heim \u00e1 h\u00f3tel um \u00e1tta-leyti\u00f0 og skri\u00f0u upp \u00ed\u00ad r\u00fam me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 markmi\u00f0i a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r sm\u00e1l\u00far. Stef\u00e1n gat \u00fe\u00f3 ekki um anna\u00f0 hugsa\u00f0 en leikina heima \u00e1 klakanum, Val-KA og Fram-FH. SMS-skilabo\u00f0um rigndi inn. Fyrst fr\u00e1 Palla af Valsleiknum og s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 b\u00e6ttust Sverrir, \u00d3li og Valur \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f3pinn, en \u00feeir voru allir \u00e1 Fram-leiknum.<\/p>\n
Neglur naga\u00f0ar<\/i><\/p>\n
Til a\u00f0 halda ekki v\u00f6ku fyrir Steinunni, sem var steinsofnu\u00f0, r\u00f6lti besti bloggarinn ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00ed\u00adrska p\u00f6bbinn fr\u00e1 kv\u00f6ldinu \u00e1\u00f0ur. S\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9r til mikillar gle\u00f0i a\u00f0 barinn hefur yfir a\u00f0 b\u00faa gl\u00e6silegum dagbla\u00f0arekka \u00fear sem finna m\u00e1 \u00f6ll helstu bresku bl\u00f6\u00f0in. Vi\u00f0 t\u00f3ku tveir og h\u00e1lfur klukkut\u00ed\u00admi af bla\u00f0alestri og SMS-sendingum me\u00f0 tilheyrandi bj\u00f3rdrykkju. Taugarnar voru \u00feandar til hins \u00ed\u00adtrasta og ekki b\u00e6tti \u00far sk\u00e1k a\u00f0 \u00e1 barnum var \u00f3venjulega lei\u00f0inlegt eintak af Skota \u00ed\u00ad Rangers-bol. V\u00e6ntanlega eftirlegukind fr\u00e1 sigri Rangers \u00e1 FC K\u00f6benhavn mi\u00f0vikudaginn \u00e1\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
\u00darslitin ur\u00f0u eins og best var kosi\u00f0. Fram \u00far falls\u00e6ti \u00ed\u00ad fyrsta sinn \u00ed\u00ad sumar og Stef\u00e1n gekk hl\u00e6jandi til s\u00e6ngur. Tjaldi\u00f0 fellur – 2. \u00fe\u00e6tti l\u00fdkur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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