Stef\u00e1n gr\u00e6tur ekki oft. Hann var einfaldlega ekki alinn upp vi\u00f0 \u00feann sk\u00e6luskj\u00f3\u00f0uk\u00faltur a\u00f0 karlmenn gr\u00e9tu \u00ed\u00ad t\u00ed\u00adma og \u00f3t\u00ed\u00adma. Miklu betra a\u00f0 \u00feeir beri harm sinn \u00ed\u00ad hlj\u00f3\u00f0i og leiti \u00e1 n\u00e1\u00f0ir \u00e1fengis og \u00f3h\u00f3flegar yfirvinnu. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hefur Stef\u00e1n stundum gr\u00e1ti\u00f0. Hann getur til d\u00e6mis vi\u00f0urkennt \u00ed\u00ad \u00feennan h\u00f3p a\u00f0 \u00feegar Framararnir ger\u00f0u jafntefli\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00der\u00f3ttara \u00ed\u00ad 16. umfer\u00f0 \u00cdslandsm\u00f3tsins 1985 og g\u00e1fu Valsm\u00f6nnum \u00feannig titilinn (eftir sj\u00e1lfsmark \u00ed\u0081sgeirs El\u00ed\u00adassonar) – \u00fe\u00e1 brynnti Stef\u00e1n m\u00fasum. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki gaman a\u00f0 tapa \u00cdslandsmeistaratitli \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er t\u00ed\u00adu \u00e1ra.<\/p>\n
\u00d3 hva\u00f0 Stef\u00e1n langa\u00f0i l\u00ed\u00adka til a\u00f0 gr\u00e1ta \u00feegar hann vakna\u00f0i a\u00f0 morgni fimmtudagsins fj\u00f3r\u00f0a september. Baki\u00f0, l\u00e6rin, hn\u00e9n, lappirnar – \u00fea\u00f0 var alls sta\u00f0ar vont. H\u00e9r dug\u00f0u engin vettlingat\u00f6k! Stef\u00e1n og Steinunn skundu\u00f0u af sta\u00f0 e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur h\u00f6ktu eins og veikbur\u00f0a l\u00ed\u00adkami sj\u00faklingsins s\u00e1r\u00fej\u00e1\u00f0a \u00feoldi.<\/p>\n
L\u00e6knad\u00f3pi\u00f0 sv\u00ed\u00adkur ekki<\/i><\/p>\n
„\u00c9g vil sterkustu verkjat\u00f6flur sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt og enga st\u00e6la – \u00e9g kann \u00fe\u00e1 alla!“ Eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0 m\u00e6ltist fr\u00e6gasta og besta bloggaranum vi\u00f0 stelpuna \u00ed\u00ad ap\u00f3tekinu. Fimm m\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar var hann b\u00fainn a\u00f0 spor\u00f0renna fyrstu t\u00f6flunum af verkjastillandi og b\u00f3lguey\u00f0andi. \u00d3, hv\u00ed\u00adl\u00ed\u00adk nautn!<\/p>\n
H\u00e1lft\u00ed\u00adma s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar voru lyfin farin a\u00f0 sv\u00ed\u00adnvirka og n\u00e1kv\u00e6m leit \u00e1 umb\u00fa\u00f0unum leiddi ekki \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3s neina rau\u00f0a \u00fer\u00ed\u00adhyrninga e\u00f0a anna\u00f0 sem gefi\u00f0 gat til kynna a\u00f0 bj\u00f3r hef\u00f0i \u00f3\u00e6skileg \u00e1hrif. Sigur mannsandans \u00e1 n\u00e1tt\u00farunni var fullkominn!<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 er sl\u00e6mt vi\u00f0 Ellingsen?<\/i><\/p>\n
Pillu\u00e6tan og kona hans halda \u00ed\u00ad n\u00e1l\u00e6ga buxnaverslun, \u00fear sem Steinunn hefur fengi\u00f0 augasta\u00f0 \u00e1 gallabuxum sem f\u00e1anlegar eru \u00e1 spottpr\u00ed\u00ads. Stef\u00e1n sem keypt hefur allar s\u00ed\u00adnar gallabuxur \u00ed\u00ad Ellingsen \u00fati \u00e1 Granda fr\u00e1 \u00e1rinu 1989, \u00fear sem einungis eru til tvenn \u00f3l\u00ed\u00adk sni\u00f0, \u00e1 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 skilja hva\u00f0 \u00feessi endalausa m\u00e1tun og samanbur\u00f0ur \u00e1 a\u00f0 fyrirstilla. S\u00fa var t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0in a\u00f0 bloggarinn bakveiki keypti \u00f6ll s\u00ed\u00adn f\u00f6t \u00ed\u00ad Ellingsen, en \u00ed\u00ad seinni t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 hafa m\u00f3\u00f0ir hans og eiginkona spillt \u00feeirri s\u00e6lu me\u00f0 kvabbi og b\u00fa\u00f0ar\u00e1pi.<\/p>\n
Loksins tekst a\u00f0 kaupa einar buxur og Steinunn og Stef\u00e1n geta \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad va\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00fd \u00ed\u00ad mi\u00f0b\u00e6inn og \u00fer\u00e6tt hli\u00f0arg\u00f6tur og \u00f6ngstr\u00e6ti. \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni sk\u00fdst Steinunn \u00fe\u00f3 inn \u00ed\u00ad s\u00e9rverslun me\u00f0 boli og kaupir \u00faltrasvalan bol me\u00f0 \u00e1letruninni „G8“ innan \u00ed\u00ad umfer\u00f0ar-bannmerki. \u00deetta tryggir a\u00f0 h\u00fan er flottasta r\u00f3tt\u00e6klingaskv\u00ed\u00adsan \u00ed\u00ad bransanum, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 dragi nokku\u00f0 \u00far slagkrafti bolsins a\u00f0 heima \u00e1 klakanum \u00feekkja f\u00e6stir hva\u00f0 G8 stendur fyrir – \u00f3uppl\u00fdsti l\u00fd\u00f0ur!<\/p>\n
Arnar kemur eins og kalla\u00f0ur<\/i><\/p>\n
\u00c1 grennd vi\u00f0 h\u00e1sk\u00f3lann tekst h\u00f3pi stu\u00f0ningsmanna einhvers af \u00f3h\u00e1\u00f0u frambj\u00f3\u00f0endunum \u00ed\u00ad bandar\u00ed\u00adsku forsetakosningunum a\u00f0 hremma Steinunni og Stef\u00e1n. Kosningasmalanum er miki\u00f0 ni\u00f0ri fyrir og \u00fatsk\u00fdrir a\u00f0 framt\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 heimsins velti \u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0u gengi frambj\u00f3\u00f0andans, \u00fe\u00f3tt vands\u00e9\u00f0 s\u00e9 raunar hva\u00f0a \u00e1rangri vera \u00feeirra \u00e1 g\u00f6tum Kaupmannahafnar muni skila \u00ed\u00ad kosningabar\u00e1ttunni – Kaupmannah\u00f6fn verandi ekki enn or\u00f0in bandar\u00ed\u00adsk borg. Stef\u00e1n kveikir \u00e1 nafni meinta alheimslausnarans og r\u00e1mar \u00f3lj\u00f3st \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 hafa heyrt fregnir af dularfullum mannshv\u00f6rfum sem tengst hafa f\u00e9lagsskap \u00feessa n\u00e1unga \u00ed\u00ad \u00de\u00fdskalandi.<\/p>\n
Svo heppilega vill til a\u00f0 Arnar \u00de\u00f3r Stef\u00e1nsson, laganemi og fyrrum MR-ingur gengur fram hj\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessum svifum og Steinunn og Stef\u00e1n geta \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad sn\u00fai\u00f0 kurteislega baki vi\u00f0 \u00f3\u00f0u kosningasm\u00f6lunum. Arnar \u00de\u00f3r er borubrattur og hyggur \u00e1 miklar menningarreisur um Evr\u00f3pu og hj\u00f3lrei\u00f0amennsku \u00e1 g\u00f6tum Kaupmannahafnar. \u00deau sl\u00e1 \u00e1 bjarts\u00fdni hans me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 a\u00f0 margir \u00ed\u00adslenskir st\u00fadentar hafi tala\u00f0 svo vi\u00f0 upphaf n\u00e1msdvalar en enda\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera kraka\u00f0ir upp \u00far s\u00ed\u00adki.<\/p>\n
A\u00f0 Arnari kv\u00f6ddum finnur Stef\u00e1n s\u00e9r b\u00f3kab\u00fa\u00f0 sem l\u00ed\u00adtur \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 selja skr\u00ed\u00adp\u00f3. Ekkert skr\u00ed\u00adp\u00f3 fannst vi\u00f0 n\u00e1nari leit, en \u00feess \u00ed\u00ad sta\u00f0 festir s\u00e1 besti og fr\u00e6gasti kaup \u00e1 n\u00fdjasta Ian Rankin-reyfaranum um Rebus l\u00f6gregluforingja. S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar les hann b\u00f3kina \u00ed\u00ad flugv\u00e9linni \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim og kl\u00e1rar nokkrum d\u00f6gum s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar – harla\u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur. Las einhvers sta\u00f0ar \u00ed\u00ad b\u00f3kard\u00f3mi a\u00f0 sala \u00e1 b\u00f3kum Ian Rankins n\u00e6mi 10% af allri b\u00f3ks\u00f6lu \u00ed\u00ad Bretlandi. Tr\u00fai \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hver sem vill.<\/p>\n
Fj\u00f3shaugsins vi\u00f0 Sundin sakna\u00f0<\/i><\/p>\n
S\u00ed\u00advaliturninn er n\u00e6sti \u00e1fangasta\u00f0ur Steinunnar og Stef\u00e1ns, eftir a\u00f0 \u00feau hafa skerpt \u00e1 verkjalyfjunum me\u00f0 t\u00e9kkneskum bj\u00f3r. \u00deegar \u00feetta mannvirki er nefnt \u00e1 nafn, ver\u00f0ur Stef\u00e1ni alltaf hugsa\u00f0 til \u00e6vint\u00fdrisins Eldf\u00e6ranna<\/i> eftir H.C. Andersen. \u00dear komu vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu \u00fer\u00ed\u00adr hundar og var einn me\u00f0 augu eins og S\u00ed\u00advaliturna. En hvort \u00e1tti h\u00f6fundurinn \u00fe\u00e1 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feeir hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 eins og S\u00ed\u00advaliturninn \u00e1 h\u00e6\u00f0ina e\u00f0a breiddina? \u00dea\u00f0 skiptir n\u00fa talsvert miklu m\u00e1li… – \u00c1 \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta er langt a\u00f0 labba upp \u00ed\u00ad turninn. \u00dats\u00fdni\u00f0 er f\u00ed\u00adnt, en samt ant\u00ed\u00adkl\u00ed\u00admax a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 bara borg, engin fj\u00f6ll. Meira a\u00f0 segja Esju-\u00f3f\u00e9ti\u00f0 myndi gera Kaupmannah\u00f6fn fallegri.<\/p>\n
– \u00deegar h\u00e9r er komi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu er klukkan or\u00f0in u.\u00fe.b. 15:30 s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0degis, tjaldi\u00f0 fellur en 6. \u00fe\u00e6tti er ekki loki\u00f0, bara hl\u00e9 og allir fara \u00fat a\u00f0 reykja – nema Steinunn sem enn heldur sig vi\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00adgarettubindindi\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Stef\u00e1n gr\u00e6tur ekki oft. Hann var einfaldlega ekki alinn upp vi\u00f0 \u00feann sk\u00e6luskj\u00f3\u00f0uk\u00faltur a\u00f0 karlmenn gr\u00e9tu \u00ed\u00ad t\u00ed\u00adma og \u00f3t\u00ed\u00adma. Miklu betra a\u00f0 \u00feeir beri harm sinn \u00ed\u00ad hlj\u00f3\u00f0i og leiti \u00e1 n\u00e1\u00f0ir \u00e1fengis og \u00f3h\u00f3flegar yfirvinnu. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hefur Stef\u00e1n stundum gr\u00e1ti\u00f0. Hann getur til d\u00e6mis vi\u00f0urkennt \u00ed\u00ad \u00feennan h\u00f3p a\u00f0 \u00feegar Framararnir ger\u00f0u jafntefli\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: 6. strik (fyrri hluti) ? Blessa\u00f0 d\u00f3pi\u00f0<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}