\u00de\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 opinbert! Mi\u00f0vikudaginn 22. ma\u00ed \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 halda fyrirlestur og hann ekki stuttan. Tilefni\u00f0 er 75 \u00e1ra afm\u00e6li Svals \u00far Svals og Vals-b\u00f3kunum, en jafnframt er \u00e9g a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta gamlan draum r\u00e6tast.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00e9g var \u00ed MR fyrir hundra\u00f0 \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0an lenti M\u00e1lfundaf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 Framt\u00ed\u00f0in \u00ed fj\u00e1rkr\u00f6ggum. Til a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta \u00far \u00fev\u00ed haf\u00f0i Kristj\u00e1n Guy Burgess (a\u00f0sto\u00f0arma\u00f0ur utanr\u00edkisr\u00e1\u00f0herra og tengdasonur VG) frumkv\u00e6\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skipuleggja \u201em\u00e6lsku-mara\u00feon\u201c. \u00dea\u00f0 virka\u00f0i eins og \u00feegar krakkarnir \u00ed sundf\u00e9l\u00f6gunum synda bo\u00f0sund \u00ed heilan s\u00f3larhring og vinir og \u00e6ttingjar gefa t\u00edkall \u00e1 k\u00edl\u00f3metra, nema \u00fearna vorum vi\u00f0 nokkur sem tengdumst m\u00e1lfundaf\u00e9laginu sem skiptum \u00e1 okkur a\u00f0 \u00feruma \u00ed pontu \u00ed marga, marga klukkut\u00edma. Mara\u00feoni\u00f0 f\u00f3r fram \u00ed Hinu h\u00fasinu, sem \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00ed \u00de\u00f3rscaf\u00e9-h\u00fasinu.<\/p>\n
\u00cd raun vorum vi\u00f0 alltof m\u00f6rg. Hver um sig \u00feurfti varla a\u00f0 tala nema nema \u00ed klukkut\u00edma \u00ed allt, nema Dan\u00edel Freyr J\u00f3nsson forseti Framt\u00ed\u00f0arinnar – hann t\u00f3k st\u00e6rstan hluta n\u00e6turvaktarinnar. Me\u00f0an \u00e1 \u00feessu st\u00f3\u00f0 kvikna\u00f0i s\u00fa hugmynd \u00ed kollinum \u00e1 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 gaman v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 reyna hversu langa r\u00e6\u00f0u \u00e9g g\u00e6ti flutt. En \u00ed tuttugu \u00e1r gafst ekki \u00e1tylla til a\u00f0 hrinda henni \u00ed framkv\u00e6md.<\/p>\n
En hversu langt er n\u00f3gu langt? Hverjar eru lengstu \u00edslensku r\u00e6\u00f0urnar? \u00dear er \u00ed stutt \u00ed hvers kyns skilgreiningarvanda.<\/p>\n
Eflaust m\u00e1 finna d\u00e6mi um mara\u00feonupplestra. Hva\u00f0 \u00e6tli heildarlestur \u00e1 Pass\u00edus\u00e1lmunum taki langan t\u00edma? Er \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a?<\/p>\n
Lokar\u00e6\u00f0ur saks\u00f3knara og verjenda \u00ed d\u00f3msm\u00e1lum eru l\u00edka \u00f3gnarlangar. Gott ef lokar\u00e6\u00f0an \u00ed Gu\u00f0mundar- og Geirfinnsm\u00e1linu var ekki 17 klukkut\u00edmar, en sl\u00edkar r\u00e6\u00f0ur eru fluttar \u00ed litlum b\u00fatum yfir nokkurra daga t\u00edmabil.<\/p>\n
L\u00edklega hugsa flestir um Al\u00feingismenn \u00ed \u00feessu sambandi. J\u00f3hanna Sigur\u00f0ard\u00f3ttir tala\u00f0i \u00ed 10 klst. og 8 m\u00edn\u00fatur um h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0iskerfi\u00f0 \u00ed r\u00e6\u00f0u \u00e1 \u00feingi \u00e1ri\u00f0 1998. \u00c6tli \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki besta vi\u00f0mi\u00f0unin. J\u00f3hanna t\u00f3k s\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3 hins vegar b\u00e6\u00f0i h\u00e1degis- og kv\u00f6ldver\u00f0arhl\u00e9, sem sumir myndu telja h\u00e1lfgert svindl inni \u00ed mi\u00f0ri r\u00e6\u00f0u. Sama gildir um a\u00f0rar langar \u00feingr\u00e6\u00f0ur, \u00fe\u00e6r voru fluttar me\u00f0 hl\u00e9um og stundum f\u00f3ru menn heim og l\u00f6g\u00f0u sig \u00e1 milli.<\/p>\n
\u00cd metr\u00e6\u00f0u J\u00f3h\u00f6nnu, var lengsti samfelldi kaflinn r\u00e9tt r\u00famlega 5 klst. og 30 m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 teki\u00f0 v\u00e6ri hl\u00e9 \u00e1 milli e\u00f0a hlaupi\u00f0 \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 eins og Valdimar Le\u00f3 Fri\u00f0riksson ger\u00f0i \u00ed fr\u00e6gri m\u00e1l\u00fe\u00f3fsr\u00e6\u00f0u. Fimm og h\u00e1lfur t\u00edmi \u00ed samfelldri r\u00e6\u00f0u er \u00fev\u00ed kl\u00e1rlega eitthva\u00f0 til a\u00f0 mi\u00f0a vi\u00f0 l\u00edka.<\/p>\n
En hvernig eru al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0legu reglurnar? Heimsmetab\u00f3k Guinness er me\u00f0 mj\u00f6g n\u00e1kv\u00e6ma sta\u00f0la um svona r\u00e6\u00f0ur. Samkv\u00e6mt \u00feeim er r\u00e6\u00f0umanni heimilt a\u00f0 matast me\u00f0an \u00e1 m\u00e1li hans stendur, en \u00fe\u00f3 \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 trufli ekki ry\u00femann \u00ed r\u00e6\u00f0unni. Einnig er r\u00e6\u00f0umanni heimilt a\u00f0 hv\u00edlast \u00ed 5 m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00e1 hverri klukkustund – sem er n\u00fa d\u00e1g\u00f3\u00f0 hv\u00edld.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er a\u00f0 velta \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 n\u00e1 meira en 5 og h\u00e1lfum t\u00edma af \u00f3rofinni r\u00e6\u00f0u, en skipta a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed loknu yfir \u00ed Guinness-reglurnar. Hversu lengi \u00e9g endist \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 koma \u00ed lj\u00f3s. \u00c9g hef ekki hugmynd um hva\u00f0 gerist fyrst: hvort r\u00f6ddin breg\u00f0ist, \u00e9g \u00f6rmagnist af \u00fereytu, f\u00e1i hausverk af \u00f6llu bla\u00f0rinu e\u00f0a skrokkurinn m\u00f3tm\u00e6li \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 standa svona lengi upp \u00ed endann. A.m.k. er lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 efnivi\u00f0urinn er n\u00e6gur. \u00dea\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 tala endalaust um Sval og Val.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00de\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 opinbert! Mi\u00f0vikudaginn 22. ma\u00ed \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 halda fyrirlestur og hann ekki stuttan. Tilefni\u00f0 er 75 \u00e1ra afm\u00e6li Svals \u00far Svals og Vals-b\u00f3kunum, en jafnframt er \u00e9g a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta gamlan draum r\u00e6tast. \u00deegar \u00e9g var \u00ed MR fyrir hundra\u00f0 \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0an lenti M\u00e1lfundaf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 Framt\u00ed\u00f0in \u00ed fj\u00e1rkr\u00f6ggum. Til a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta \u00far \u00fev\u00ed … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: R\u00e6\u00f0an<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}