\u00de\u00f3rir Hrafn vinur minn hringdi \u00ed mig \u00ed dag til a\u00f0 \u00f3ska m\u00e9r til hamingju me\u00f0 mara\u00feonr\u00e6\u00f0una. Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 me\u00f0 \u00feeim or\u00f0um a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri ekki alveg viss um a\u00f0 eg\u00f3i\u00f0 mitt hef\u00f0i endilega \u00feurft \u00e1 \u00cdslandsmeti a\u00f0 halda. L\u00edklega h\u00e1rr\u00e9tt st\u00f6\u00f0umat.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 hefur veri\u00f0 skemmtilegt a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 netumr\u00e6\u00f0um um st\u00f3ra Svals og Vals-fyrirlesturinn. \u00de\u00f3 er merkilegt hversu margir telja markver\u00f0ast a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi ekki \u00feurft a\u00f0 pissa \u00ed nokkra klukkut\u00edma. Er f\u00f3lk almennt s\u00edm\u00edgandi?<\/p>\n
\u00c9g vildi a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti n\u00fana sett mig \u00ed g\u00e1fulegar stellingar og tala\u00f0 fj\u00e1lglega um hvernig best s\u00e9 a\u00f0 undirb\u00faa sig fyrir 13 og 1\/2 klukkut\u00edma r\u00e6\u00f0u: hva\u00f0a \u00e6fingar eigi a\u00f0 gera, hvernig li\u00f0ka skuli raddb\u00f6ndin, kl\u00e6\u00f0a sig e\u00f0a n\u00e6rast. En veruleikinn b\u00fd\u00f0ur ekki alveg upp \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00cd fyrsta lagi \u00e1lpa\u00f0ist \u00e9g \u00e1 f\u00f3tboltaleik \u00ed kulda og roki upp \u00e1 Skaga kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 fyrir r\u00e6\u00f0una og hef\u00f0i h\u00e6glega geta\u00f0 n\u00e6lt m\u00e9r \u00ed kvef. \u00c9g vakna\u00f0i klukkan sj\u00f6 um morguninn og f\u00f3r \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 eins og vanalega, kl\u00e6ddi mig \u00ed hversdagsf\u00f6tin – \u00fear me\u00f0 tali\u00f0 Ecco-g\u00f6tusk\u00f3na m\u00edna – \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g \u00e1 enga mj\u00faka \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttask\u00f3 eins og m\u00e6lt er me\u00f0 fyrir svona langt\u00edmast\u00f6\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g haf\u00f0i einsett m\u00e9r a\u00f0 tala \u00ed striklotu \u00ed sex klukkut\u00edma, en eftir \u00fea\u00f0 myndi \u00e9g stoppa til a\u00f0 taka salernisp\u00e1sur og til a\u00f0 gleypa \u00ed mig einhvern mat me\u00f0 reglulegu millibili. Fyrsta matarhl\u00e9 yr\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed um \u00ferj\u00faleyti\u00f0 svo \u00f3\u00fearft v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 k\u00fdla sig \u00fat af mat. L\u00e9t \u00fev\u00ed einn serj\u00f3sdisk n\u00e6gja og bruna\u00f0i svo ni\u00f0ur \u00ed Fri\u00f0arh\u00fas. \u00dear hellti \u00e9g upp \u00e1 kaffi og drakk tvo litla bolla. Haf\u00f0i hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 p\u00edna mig til a\u00f0 pissa r\u00e9tt \u00e1\u00f0ur en klukkan yr\u00f0i n\u00edu, en svo t\u00f3ku t\u00e6knim\u00e1lin og uppr\u00f6\u00f0unin lengri t\u00edma en \u00e6tla\u00f0 var svo \u00fea\u00f0 gleymdist.<\/p>\n
Fr\u00e1 kl. 9 til h\u00e1degis drakk \u00e9g t\u00e6plega eitt vatnsglas og upp \u00far h\u00e1deginu b\u00e6tti \u00e9g vi\u00f0 einum kaffibolla. \u00deeir ur\u00f0u \u00fer\u00edr \u00ed allt.<\/p>\n
Um \u00ferj\u00faleyti\u00f0 var komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0a hvort og \u00fe\u00e1 hven\u00e6r \u00e9g myndi taka m\u00e9r hl\u00e9. \u00c9g var agnarl\u00edti\u00f0 svangur og b\u00f6lva\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa ekki \u00e9ti\u00f0 meira um morguninn, vitandi af samlokunni sem Steinunn haf\u00f0i f\u00e6rt m\u00e9r fyrr um daginn liggjandi innan seilingar. En \u00e9g var \u00fe\u00f3 ekki svengri en svo e\u00f0a \u00fereyttari \u00ed f\u00f3tunum a\u00f0 nokkur \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a v\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 stoppa, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 kl\u00f3settfer\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1nni. Um sexleyti\u00f0 var\u00f0 \u00e9g endanlega \u00e1kve\u00f0inn \u00ed a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra r\u00e6\u00f0una \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 taka hl\u00e9 og dr\u00f3 \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 \u00far vatnsdrykkju.<\/p>\n
R\u00f6ddin olli m\u00e9r aldrei neinum vandr\u00e6\u00f0um. Sennilega hef\u00f0i \u00e9g geta\u00f0 tala\u00f0 mun lengur me\u00f0 sama styrk \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 raddb\u00f6ndin hef\u00f0u sviki\u00f0. Iljarnar, hn\u00e9n, l\u00e6rin og mj\u00f3baki\u00f0 voru a\u00f0eins farin a\u00f0 kvarta – en \u00fe\u00f3 ekkert alvarlega. \u00dea\u00f0 a\u00f0 standa og l\u00e1ta d\u00e6luna ganga veldur hins vegar einhverjum \u00fer\u00fdstingi \u00e1 \u00feindina sem kom fram \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r fannst \u00e9g \u00feurfa a\u00f0 geispa en n\u00e1\u00f0i ekki fyllilega andanum. \u00c9g reyndi \u00edtreka\u00f0 a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta inn geispum \u00e1n \u00e1rangurs, me\u00f0 \u00feeim aflei\u00f0ingum a\u00f0 \u00e1horfendur t\u00f6ldu a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 k\u00e6fa geispa. \u00deetta voru einu l\u00edkamlegu \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gindin sem truflu\u00f0u mig allan t\u00edmann og voru verst \u00e1 a\u00f0 giska milli kl. sex og \u00e1tta.<\/p>\n
Um klukkan n\u00edu s\u00e1 \u00e9g fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 geta me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0u m\u00f3ti kl\u00e1ra\u00f0 efni\u00f0 \u00e1 r\u00famlega klukkut\u00edma \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hef\u00f0i \u00e9g geta\u00f0 teygt lopann eitthva\u00f0 til a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta einhverjum stundarfj\u00f3r\u00f0ungum vi\u00f0, en \u00e9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 ekki og lj\u00faka r\u00e6\u00f0unni um h\u00e1lf ellefu leyti\u00f0 til a\u00f0 gestirnir (sem voru \u00f6rugglega um 30 talsins \u00e1 \u00feessum t\u00edma) g\u00e6tu sest ni\u00f0ur og spjalla\u00f0 eftir erindi\u00f0 \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 allir v\u00e6ru farnir a\u00f0 b\u00faa sig til brottfarar. \u00dea\u00f0 voru \u00fev\u00ed ekki l\u00edkamleg \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gindi sem komu \u00ed veg fyrir a\u00f0 \u00e9g t\u00e6ki 1-2 klukkustundir \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t. Miki\u00f0 lengri t\u00edmi hef\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 geta\u00f0 reynst nokku\u00f0 \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegur.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar r\u00e6\u00f0unni lauk fatta\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00ed fyrsta skipti hversu \u00fereyttur \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00ed raun \u00ed f\u00f3tunum. Sumir \u00e1horfendurnir reiknu\u00f0u me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g t\u00e6ki striki\u00f0 beint \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 og kv\u00f6rtu\u00f0u hreinlega yfir a\u00f0 \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. M\u00e9r var hins vegar ekki m\u00e1l og f\u00e9kk m\u00e9r bj\u00f3r \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. \u00dea\u00f0 var ekki fyrr en \u00e9g var kominn vel \u00e1 a\u00f0ra bj\u00f3rfl\u00f6sku a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 pissa, \u00fe\u00e1 voru meira en 45 m\u00edn\u00fatur li\u00f0nar fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0unni lauk.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g skal hins vegar f\u00faslega vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef \u00e1tt betri morgna en \u00ed dag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00de\u00f3rir Hrafn vinur minn hringdi \u00ed mig \u00ed dag til a\u00f0 \u00f3ska m\u00e9r til hamingju me\u00f0 mara\u00feonr\u00e6\u00f0una. Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 me\u00f0 \u00feeim or\u00f0um a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri ekki alveg viss um a\u00f0 eg\u00f3i\u00f0 mitt hef\u00f0i endilega \u00feurft \u00e1 \u00cdslandsmeti a\u00f0 halda. L\u00edklega h\u00e1rr\u00e9tt st\u00f6\u00f0umat. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur veri\u00f0 skemmtilegt a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 netumr\u00e6\u00f0um um st\u00f3ra Svals og … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Framkv\u00e6mdin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}