\u00c1 morgun \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 hitta \u00fatib\u00fasstj\u00f3rann \u00ed\u00ad bankanum m\u00ed\u00adnum. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 kaupa af honum afnot af peningum \u00ed\u00ad nokkrar vikur e\u00f0a m\u00e1nu\u00f0i (eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hversu sn\u00f6ggur \u00e9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 selja \u00ed\u00adb\u00fa\u00f0ina m\u00ed\u00adna \u00e1 Hringbrautinni). \u00deetta ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 gera vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 mennirnir sem eru n\u00fana a\u00f0 grafa \u00ed\u00ad sundur gar\u00f0inn okkar \u00e1 M\u00e1nag\u00f6tunni og brj\u00f3ta upp \u00fevottah\u00fassg\u00f3lfi\u00f0 vilja f\u00e1 greitt og engar refjar. Skiljanlegt vi\u00f0horf.<\/p>\n
Ef \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00e1 morgun a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 kaupa m\u00e9r b\u00ed\u00adl, v\u00e6ri \u00feetta ekkert vandam\u00e1l. \u00de\u00e1 myndi \u00e9g fara til J\u00fal\u00ed\u00adusar V\u00ed\u00adfils e\u00f0a einhvers annars b\u00ed\u00adlasala og segja: „G\u00f3\u00f0i herra b\u00ed\u00adlasali, mig vantar b\u00ed\u00adl og enga st\u00e6la – \u00e9g kann \u00fe\u00e1 alla!“ Hann myndi f\u00e1 dollaramerki \u00ed\u00ad augun og bj\u00f3\u00f0a m\u00e9r kaffi og s\u00fakkula\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad \u00feeirri von a\u00f0 geta pranga\u00f0 einhverri d\u00f3sinni inn \u00e1 mig – og bara allir s\u00e1ttir.<\/p>\n
S\u00f6mu s\u00f6gu m\u00e1 segja ef \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 kaupa m\u00e9r: f\u00f6t\/rafmagnst\u00e6ki\/geisladiska e\u00f0a annan neysluvarning.<\/p>\n
En um peninga gildir \u00f6\u00f0ru m\u00e1li. Afnot af peningum f\u00e6r ma\u00f0ur ekki a\u00f0 kaupa nema a\u00f0 undangenginni langri r\u00e6\u00f0u \u00feess efnis a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad raun hafi ma\u00f0ur ekkert vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 gera. Best er a\u00f0 geta b\u00fai\u00f0 til s\u00f6gu um a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad raun eigi ma\u00f0ur t\u00ed\u00adu millj\u00f3nir \u00ed\u00ad \u00f3notu\u00f0um se\u00f0lum \u00ed\u00ad fer\u00f0at\u00f6sku \u00e1 h\u00e1aloftinu sem h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 gr\u00ed\u00adpa til hven\u00e6r sem er, en a\u00f0 \u00fear sem n\u00fdb\u00fai\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 m\u00e1la stigann vilji ma\u00f0ur helst ekki \u00feurfa a\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0a \u00feanga\u00f0 upp og \u00feess vegna v\u00e6ri f\u00ed\u00adnt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 sj\u00f6t\u00ed\u00adu\u00fe\u00fasundkall \u00ed\u00ad yfirdr\u00e1tt – svona r\u00e9tt fram \u00ed\u00ad febr\u00faar…<\/p>\n
\u00c1 hvert sinn sem \u00e9g fer \u00e1 fund bankastj\u00f3ra minni \u00e9g sj\u00e1lfan mig \u00e1 \u00feetta – a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u ekki a\u00f0 gera m\u00e9r neinn grei\u00f0a me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 l\u00e1na m\u00e9r pening, heldur s\u00e9u menn eins og \u00e9g forsenda \u00feess a\u00f0 bankarnir geti \u00ferifist. En einhverra hluta vegna r\u00fdkur \u00feessi vissa \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad ve\u00f0ur og vind um lei\u00f0 og inn \u00e1 skrifstofuna er komi\u00f0, \u00e9g fer a\u00f0 tafsa og hiksta – nefni l\u00e6gri upph\u00e6\u00f0 en \u00e9g \u00fearf \u00ed\u00ad raun og veru og dreg svo mj\u00f6g \u00far \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi neitt vi\u00f0 peningana a\u00f0 gera.<\/p>\n
\u00c6tli\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 til s\u00e9rstakt fr\u00e6\u00f0iheiti \u00e1 bankastj\u00f3raf\u00f3b\u00ed\u00adu?<\/p>\n
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Luton er \u00e1 \u00fativelli gegn Stevenage Borough \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ld. Ekki \u00ed\u00ad deildinni heldur \u00ed\u00ad 2. umfer\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad bikarkeppni ne\u00f0rideildarli\u00f0a sem a\u00f0 \u00feessu sinni er styrkt af Sendib\u00ed\u00adlast\u00f6\u00f0inni \u00deresti (LDV Vans). Stevenage er sannkalla\u00f0 sm\u00e1li\u00f0. \u00deeir eru ekki me\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad deildarkeppninni, en hafa nokkur \u00e1r \u00ed\u00ad r\u00f6\u00f0 veri\u00f0 n\u00e6rri \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 komast \u00feanga\u00f0. \u00ed\u0081ri\u00f0 1996 vann Stevenage meira a\u00f0 segja utandeildarkeppnina en f\u00e9kk ekki a\u00f0 f\u00e6rast upp \u00fear sem heimav\u00f6llurinn uppfyllti ekki kr\u00f6fur.<\/p>\n
S\u00f6mu li\u00f0 m\u00e6ttust \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessari keppni \u00ed\u00ad fyrra. \u00de\u00e1 vann Luton 4:3. Helv\u00ed\u00adtis \u00cdslensk getsp\u00e1 setti \u00feennan leik ekki \u00e1 Lengjuna (\u00f6fugt vi\u00f0 \u00fdmsa a\u00f0ra leiki), \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir engin \u00farslita\u00fej\u00f3nusta \u00e1 Textavarpinu. Vont m\u00e1l.<\/p>\n
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\u00c1 g\u00e6r banka\u00f0i sendill fr\u00e1 P\u00f3stinum upp \u00e1 me\u00f0 b\u00f3kasendingu. \u00dea\u00f0 var b\u00f3k sem \u00e9g panta\u00f0i fr\u00e1 Amazon fyrir Steinunni. H\u00fan samanstendur af reynslus\u00f6gum samkynhneig\u00f0ra mannfr\u00e6\u00f0inga \u00far starfi s\u00ed\u00adnu. Allt er n\u00fa til.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c1 morgun \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 hitta \u00fatib\u00fasstj\u00f3rann \u00ed\u00ad bankanum m\u00ed\u00adnum. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 kaupa af honum afnot af peningum \u00ed\u00ad nokkrar vikur e\u00f0a m\u00e1nu\u00f0i (eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hversu sn\u00f6ggur \u00e9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 selja \u00ed\u00adb\u00fa\u00f0ina m\u00ed\u00adna \u00e1 Hringbrautinni). \u00deetta ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 gera vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 mennirnir sem eru n\u00fana a\u00f0 grafa \u00ed\u00ad sundur gar\u00f0inn okkar \u00e1 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Vi\u00f0tal vi\u00f0 bankastj\u00f3rann<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}