\u00c9g hef \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 gerast bifv\u00e9lavirki.<\/p>\n
\u00ed\u0081tta\u00f0i mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad morgun \u00feegar vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum me\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00adlinn hennar Steinunnar <\/a>\u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0ger\u00f0, \u00ed\u00ad hverju galdurinn felst. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega alltaf alternatorinn sem klikkar.<\/p>\n H\u00e9r eftir – \u00feegar vinir og kunningjar bera sig aumlega yfir b\u00ed\u00adlavandr\u00e6\u00f0um – \u00fe\u00e1 mun \u00e9g bi\u00f0ja \u00fe\u00e1 um a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa vandam\u00e1linu, kinka greindarlega kolli og segja: „\u00deetta hlj\u00f3mar eins og alternatorinn s\u00e9 bila\u00f0ur<\/i>…“<\/p>\n S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar, \u00feegar \u00ed\u00ad lj\u00f3s kemur a\u00f0 skipta \u00fearf um alternator, \u00fe\u00e1 mun \u00e9g f\u00e1 \u00feann stimpil \u00e1 mig a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00f3tr\u00falega kl\u00f3kur var\u00f0andi b\u00ed\u00adlavi\u00f0ger\u00f0ir. F\u00f3lk mun jafnvel bi\u00f0ja mig um a\u00f0 laga b\u00ed\u00adla. \u00de\u00e1 mun \u00e9g aka \u00feeim beint til B\u00ed\u00adlh\u00fassins \u00ed\u00ad K\u00f3pavogi, f\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 til a\u00f0 koma druslunum \u00ed\u00ad gang og smyrja svo a\u00f0eins ofan \u00e1 reikninginn sj\u00e1lfur.<\/p>\n – \u00deetta hlj\u00f3mar eins og gott plan!<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n Propp\u00e9 kom \u00ed\u00ad kv\u00f6ldmat, eftir ritnefndarfund Dagfara. Steinunn var me\u00f0 tilraunamennsku – kj\u00falla \u00ed\u00ad indversku karr\u00fd og \u00fea\u00f0 sv\u00ed\u00adnvirka\u00f0i. S\u00e1tum fram eftir kv\u00f6ldi og horf\u00f0um \u00e1 The Office. \u00dea\u00f0 eru bestu gaman\u00fe\u00e6ttir seinni \u00e1ra:<\/p>\n Tim & Gareth:<\/p>\n „Team leader don\u00c2\u2019t mean anything mate.“ \u00c9g hef \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 gerast bifv\u00e9lavirki. \u00ed\u0081tta\u00f0i mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad \u00ed\u00ad morgun \u00feegar vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum me\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00adlinn hennar Steinunnar \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0ger\u00f0, \u00ed\u00ad hverju galdurinn felst. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega alltaf alternatorinn sem klikkar. H\u00e9r eftir – \u00feegar vinir og kunningjar bera sig aumlega yfir b\u00ed\u00adlavandr\u00e6\u00f0um – \u00fe\u00e1 mun \u00e9g bi\u00f0ja \u00fe\u00e1 um a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa vandam\u00e1linu, kinka … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: N\u00fdr ferill?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n„Excuse me, it means I\u00c2\u2019m the leader of a team.“
\n„No it doesn’t-it\u00c2\u2019s a title someone\u00c2\u2019s given you to get you to do something they don\u00c2\u2019t want to do, for free. Right? It\u00c2\u2019s like making a div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it.“
\n„I think they do.“
\n„No they don\u00c2\u2019t Gareth.“
\n„Er, yes they do, because if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last, so it was warm.“<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"