\u00d6skudagurinn er a\u00f0 fara \u00ed\u00ad hundana – \u00fe\u00f6kk s\u00e9 helv\u00ed\u00adts marka\u00f0s\u00f6flunum.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 dag gengur \u00f6skudagurinn \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 Leikb\u00e6r og fleiri leikfangaverslanir selja b\u00f6rnum sp\u00e6dermanb\u00faninga \u00e1 5.000 kall stykki\u00f0. Svo ganga \u00feau b\u00fa\u00f0 \u00far b\u00fa\u00f0 og gaula til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e6lg\u00e6ti – \u00fea\u00f0 mun vera einhver nor\u00f0lenskur si\u00f0ur sem vondir menn fluttu til Reykjav\u00ed\u00adkur. Einhverra hluta vegna hefur \u00f6skudagur alltaf veri\u00f0 s\u00e9rstaklega mikil h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0 \u00e1 Eyjafjar\u00f0arsv\u00e6\u00f0inu.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00e9g var gr\u00ed\u00adslingur, var \u00f6skudagurinn mun \u00f3markvissari en jafnframt skemmtilega kaot\u00ed\u00adskur. Skipulag\u00f0ar skemmtanir voru f\u00e1ar \u00ed\u00ad b\u00e6num a\u00f0 \u00feessu tilefni. \u00c1 mi\u00f0b\u00e6num var sleginn k\u00f6ttur \u00far tunnu, \u00fe.e. st\u00e1lpa\u00f0ir str\u00e1kar b\u00f6r\u00f0u \u00ed\u00ad tunnu uns h\u00fan rifna\u00f0i \u00ed\u00ad sundur og \u00far ullu t\u00f6ggur-karamellur. Hersing af b\u00f6rnum hlupu \u00ed\u00ad eina k\u00f6s og sm\u00e1stelpur tr\u00f3\u00f0ust undir. – S\u00f6gur gengur af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00ed\u008dsafir\u00f0i v\u00e6ri \u00ed\u00ad raun og veru dau\u00f0ur k\u00f6ttur \u00ed\u00ad tunnunni, en eitthva\u00f0 segir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 svo hafi ekki veri\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad alv\u00f6runni.<\/p>\n
Gr\u00ed\u00admub\u00faningar voru \u00fe\u00f3 ekki a\u00f0alm\u00e1li\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00f6skudaginn, enda Leikb\u00e6r (\u00fe\u00e1 Liverpool) ekki b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka hann yfir. Flestir kl\u00e6ddu sig \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad bara \u00ed\u00ad g\u00f6mul f\u00f6t af \u00f6mmu sinni e\u00f0a afa. Einungis \u00feeir sem \u00e1ttu heimavinnandi og ofvirkar m\u00f6mmur voru \u00ed\u00ad „almennilegum“ b\u00faningum. \u00de\u00e1 sjaldan \u00e9g reyndi a\u00f0 kl\u00e6\u00f0a mig \u00ed\u00ad gr\u00ed\u00admub\u00faning, var \u00e9g alltaf gamall kall – \u00ed\u00ad frakka af afa og me\u00f0 staf sem langafi heitinn haf\u00f0i \u00e1tt. Eftir tuttugu m\u00ed\u00adn\u00fatur h\u00e6tti svo a\u00f0 vera gaman a\u00f0 sty\u00f0ja sig vi\u00f0 stafinn og var hann upp fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad nota\u00f0ur til stangarst\u00f6kks e\u00f0a skylminga.<\/p>\n
A\u00f0alm\u00e1li\u00f0 voru \u00f6skupokarnir. \u00deeir voru hengdir miskunarlaust \u00e1 \u00falpur vina, kunningja og almennra vegfarenda. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tti br\u00e1\u00f0fyndi\u00f0. Rau\u00f0i krossinn reyndi l\u00ed\u00adka a\u00f0 gera s\u00e9r mat \u00far deginum me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 selja silkipoka me\u00f0 merki hreyfingarinnar. B\u00f6rn voru pl\u00f6tu\u00f0 til a\u00f0 ganga \u00ed\u00ad h\u00fas og selja \u00feetta upp \u00e1 von um s\u00f6lulaun. Held a\u00f0 krakkarnir \u00ed\u00ad sk\u00f3verksmi\u00f0junum \u00ed\u00ad K\u00ed\u00adna hafi haft meira upp \u00far krafsinu en hrekkleysingjarnir sem l\u00e9tu etja s\u00e9r \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessa pokas\u00f6lu.<\/p>\n
Eftir \u00f6skudaginn eipa\u00f0i alltaf einhver mamman yfir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 stungin hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 g\u00f6t \u00e1 n\u00fdju \u00falpuna barnsins hennar, sem einmitt var \u00far asnalegu gerviefni sem \u00feola \u00e1tti regn, heimskautakulda og rok – en rakna\u00f0i upp \u00ed\u00ad strimla vi\u00f0 t\u00ed\u00adtuprj\u00f3nsstungu. \u00c1 kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 fylgdi r\u00e6\u00f0a fr\u00e1 sk\u00f3lastj\u00f3ra e\u00f0a yfirkennara Melask\u00f3la um a\u00f0 bera vir\u00f0ingu fyrir eignum annarra.<\/p>\n
Jamm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00d6skudagurinn er a\u00f0 fara \u00ed\u00ad hundana – \u00fe\u00f6kk s\u00e9 helv\u00ed\u00adts marka\u00f0s\u00f6flunum. \u00c1 dag gengur \u00f6skudagurinn \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 Leikb\u00e6r og fleiri leikfangaverslanir selja b\u00f6rnum sp\u00e6dermanb\u00faninga \u00e1 5.000 kall stykki\u00f0. Svo ganga \u00feau b\u00fa\u00f0 \u00far b\u00fa\u00f0 og gaula til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e6lg\u00e6ti – \u00fea\u00f0 mun vera einhver nor\u00f0lenskur si\u00f0ur sem vondir menn fluttu til Reykjav\u00ed\u00adkur. Einhverra … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Hnignun \u00f6skudagsins<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}