Keppnisdagseir\u00f0arleysi\u00f0 hellist yfir mig. Stefni a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta snemma \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni, l\u00ed\u00adta \u00ed\u00ad K\u00f3pavogslaugina til a\u00f0 sprikla a\u00f0eins og sitja \u00ed\u00ad heita pottinum. Ekki geri \u00e9g miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 viti h\u00e9r \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta.<\/p>\n
B\u00fdst vi\u00f0 fj\u00f6rlegri keppni. Myndb\u00f6ndin fr\u00e1 sk\u00f3lunum eru \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta sni\u00f0ug skilst m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
* * *<\/p>\n
Office-\u00fe\u00e1tturinn \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r var svoooo g\u00f3\u00f0ur. Senan \u00feegar Gareth fer a\u00f0 gr\u00e1ta yfir a\u00f0 David Brent s\u00e9 \u00e1 f\u00f6rum er snilld. Fleiri klass\u00ed\u00adkerar voru \u00ed\u00ad \u00fe\u00e6ttinum.<\/p>\n
David:<\/b> Well, there\u00c2\u2019s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I\u00c2\u2019ve been promoted, so….every cloud. You\u00c2\u2019re still thinking about the bad news aren\u00c2\u2019t you?<\/i><\/p>\n
Tim:<\/b> It\u00c2\u2019s like an alarm clock\u00c2\u2019s gone off, and I\u00c2\u2019ve just got to get away. I think it was John Lennon who said: „Life is what happens when you\u00c2\u2019re making other plans.“, and that\u00c2\u2019s how I feel. Although he also said: „I am the Walrus I am the eggman“ so I don\u00c2\u2019t know what to believe.<\/i><\/p>\n
David:<\/b> Look whether or not Anton is indeed a midget, or a dwarf- <\/i>
\nAlex:<\/b> No he\u00c2\u2019s a midget <\/i>
\nDavid:<\/b> What\u00c2\u2019s the difference?<\/i>
\nAlex:<\/b> A dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs<\/i>
\nDavid:<\/b> Oh I know the ones<\/i>
\nAlex:<\/b> It\u00c2\u2019s caused by a hormone deficiency<\/i>
\nDavid:<\/b> Yeah… bloody hormones<\/i>
\nAlex:<\/b> A midget is still a dwarf but their arms and legs are in proportion<\/i>
\nGareth:<\/b> So… what\u00c2\u2019s an elf?<\/i><\/p>\n
Hahaha….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Keppnisdagseir\u00f0arleysi\u00f0 hellist yfir mig. Stefni a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta snemma \u00ed\u00ad vinnunni, l\u00ed\u00adta \u00ed\u00ad K\u00f3pavogslaugina til a\u00f0 sprikla a\u00f0eins og sitja \u00ed\u00ad heita pottinum. Ekki geri \u00e9g miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 viti h\u00e9r \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta. B\u00fdst vi\u00f0 fj\u00f6rlegri keppni. Myndb\u00f6ndin fr\u00e1 sk\u00f3lunum eru \u00ed\u00ad \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta sni\u00f0ug skilst m\u00e9r. * * * Office-\u00fe\u00e1tturinn \u00ed\u00ad g\u00e6r var … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Eir\u00f0arleysi<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}