{"id":668,"date":"2004-07-08T17:16:42","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T17:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.4\/stefan\/2004\/07\/08\/kb-banki-bregst-ekki-v%c3%a6ntingum\/"},"modified":"2004-07-08T17:16:42","modified_gmt":"2004-07-08T17:16:42","slug":"kb-banki-bregst-ekki-v%c3%a6ntingum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2004\/07\/08\/kb-banki-bregst-ekki-v%c3%a6ntingum\/","title":{"rendered":"KB banki bregst ekki v\u00e6ntingum!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hahaha&#8230; Sp\u00e1d\u00f3mar m\u00ed\u00adnir r\u00e6ttust!<\/p>\n<p>\u00deegar starfsmenn h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0isl\u00e1nadeildarinnar \u00ed\u00ad KB-banka fengu \u00ed\u00ad hendurnar grei\u00f0slumatspapp\u00ed\u00adrana fr\u00e1 okkur Steinunni hnutu \u00feeir n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega um \u00feau atri\u00f0i sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i sp\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir.<\/p>\n<p>i) Tveir launase\u00f0lar fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r, \u00fear sem be\u00f0i\u00f0 var um \u00ferj\u00e1. \u00dear skiptir n\u00e1tt\u00farlega ekki m\u00e1li \u00fe\u00f3tt:<br \/>\n* launagrei\u00f0slur fr\u00e1 \u00e1ram\u00f3tum s\u00e9u kyrfilega merktar inn \u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0a se\u00f0lana og \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hafi \u00e9g skila\u00f0 inn \u00ed\u00adtarlegri g\u00f6gnum en um var be\u00f0i\u00f0<br \/>\n* fram komi \u00e1 launase\u00f0lunum a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00e1 f\u00f6stu kaupi \u00ed\u00ad tilteknum launaflokk me\u00f0 fasta yfirvinnu x marga t\u00ed\u00adma \u00e1 m\u00e1nu\u00f0i<br \/>\n* KB-banki s\u00e9 vi\u00f0skiptabankinn minn og a\u00f0 \u00fear s\u00e9 launareikningurinn minn og \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad h\u00e6g\u00f0arleikur a\u00f0 kanna inngrei\u00f0slur<br \/>\n&#8211; Eftir stendur a\u00f0 KB-banki ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 f\u00e1 lj\u00f3srit af \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad hversu miki\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi fengi\u00f0 \u00fatborga\u00f0 1. ma\u00ed\u00ad. Annars geti \u00feeir ekki treyst \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00ed\u00ad fastri vinnu.<\/p>\n<p>ii) Grei\u00f0sluse\u00f0ill fr\u00e1 Tryggingastofnun me\u00f0 \u00f6rorkub\u00f3tum Steinunnar, me\u00f0 s\u00f6mu uppl\u00fdsingum um grei\u00f0slur fr\u00e1 \u00e1ram\u00f3tum er a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u heldur ekki n\u00f3g. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00fearf KB-banki a\u00f0 hafa va\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir ne\u00f0an sig!<\/p>\n<p>S\u00fa sta\u00f0reynd a\u00f0 Steinunn hefur \u00e1 fyrstu sex m\u00e1nu\u00f0um \u00e1rsins fengi\u00f0 sem nemur sexf\u00f6ldum m\u00e1na\u00f0arlegum \u00f6rorkub\u00f3tum er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki s\u00f6nnun \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi veri\u00f0 \u00f6ryrki \u00ed\u00ad ma\u00ed\u00ad og j\u00fan\u00ed\u00ad e\u00f0a a\u00f0 muni halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 vera \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad \u00e1g\u00fast og svo fram eftir! A\u00f0 mati KB-banka er vitaskuld s\u00fa h\u00e6tta fyrir hendi a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi veri\u00f0 500% \u00f6ryrki \u00ed\u00ad jan\u00faar og svo hafi sm\u00e1 \u00f6rorka \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0b\u00f3t dotti\u00f0 inn fyrir s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ustu m\u00e1na\u00f0arm\u00f3t en svo ver\u00f0i allt saman b\u00fai\u00f0!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hvers vegna er \u00e9g pirra\u00f0ur yfir \u00feessu?<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g er EKKI pirra\u00f0ur vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 muni drepa mig a\u00f0 finna \u00feessa se\u00f0la \u00ed\u00ad draslinu heima og taka af \u00feeim lj\u00f3srit og skutla \u00ed\u00ad banka\u00fatib\u00fa. \u00c9g er alls ekkert of g\u00f3\u00f0ur til \u00feess a\u00f0 leita \u00ed\u00ad papp\u00ed\u00adrsstaflanum.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g er hins vegar pirra\u00f0ur vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g SKIL \u00fe\u00f6rfina \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 starfsf\u00f3lk \u00ed\u00ad bankakerfinu sem reynir a\u00f0 fyrirbyggja a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk taki l\u00e1n sem \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0ur ekki vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a. A\u00f0 halda \u00fati sl\u00ed\u00adku kerfi hefur a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00ed\u00ad f\u00f6r me\u00f0 s\u00e9r KOSTNA\u00ed\u0090 sem vi\u00f0, vi\u00f0skiptavinir bankakerfisins \u00feurfum a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a. S\u00e1 kostna\u00f0ur er fyllilega r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tanlegur ef hann ver\u00f0ur til \u00feess a\u00f0 afst\u00fdra \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk ani \u00fat \u00ed\u00ad vitleysu og fari \u00e1 hausinn, s\u00e9r og s\u00ed\u00adnum til vandr\u00e6\u00f0a.<\/p>\n<p>Besta lei\u00f0in til a\u00f0 eftirlitskerfi geti gegnt \u00feessu hlutverki, er me\u00f0 heilbrig\u00f0ri skynsemi. H\u00fan birtist til d\u00e6mis \u00ed\u00ad \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 kerfi\u00f0 l\u00e1ti s\u00e9r ekki n\u00e6gja a\u00f0 SAFNA SAMAN g\u00f6gnum, heldur SKILJI g\u00f6gnin. Me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 frysta grei\u00f0slumati\u00f0 til okkar \u00feanga\u00f0 til b\u00fai\u00f0 er a\u00f0 skila inn Tryggingastofnunarse\u00f0lum fyrir ma\u00ed\u00ad og j\u00fan\u00ed\u00ad, s\u00fdnir eftirlitskerfi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad KB-banka fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er mj\u00f6g duglegt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 SAFNA g\u00f6gnum, en SKILUR \u00feau \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad mi\u00f0ur ekki.<\/p>\n<p>Og \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00feannig eftirlitskerfi sem m\u00e9r \u00feykir helv\u00ed\u00adti hart a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 borga fyrir me\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3nustu- og l\u00e1nt\u00f6kugj\u00f6ldunum m\u00ed\u00adnum.<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>Minni \u00e1 sjoppu-samkeppnina, sem fengi\u00f0 hefur hi\u00f0 gl\u00e6silega og al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0lega heiti: <b>CHOPIN &#8211; 2004<\/b>. (Er \u00feessi brandari kannski a\u00f0eins og s\u00far?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hahaha&#8230; Sp\u00e1d\u00f3mar m\u00ed\u00adnir r\u00e6ttust! \u00deegar starfsmenn h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0isl\u00e1nadeildarinnar \u00ed\u00ad KB-banka fengu \u00ed\u00ad hendurnar grei\u00f0slumatspapp\u00ed\u00adrana fr\u00e1 okkur Steinunni hnutu \u00feeir n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega um \u00feau atri\u00f0i sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i sp\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir. i) Tveir launase\u00f0lar fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r, \u00fear sem be\u00f0i\u00f0 var um \u00ferj\u00e1. \u00dear skiptir n\u00e1tt\u00farlega ekki m\u00e1li \u00fe\u00f3tt: * launagrei\u00f0slur fr\u00e1 \u00e1ram\u00f3tum s\u00e9u kyrfilega merktar inn \u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0a se\u00f0lana &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/2004\/07\/08\/kb-banki-bregst-ekki-v%c3%a6ntingum\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">KB banki bregst ekki v\u00e6ntingum!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}