…er \u00ed\u00ad bo\u00f0i Skonrokks.<\/p>\n
Valt\u00fdr Bj\u00f6rn segir lj\u00f3skubrandara sem hann f\u00e9kk sendan fr\u00e1 vini s\u00ed\u00adnum.<\/p>\n
Brandarinn gengur \u00fat \u00e1 lj\u00f3sku sem fer \u00ed\u00ad „Viltu vinna millj\u00f3n“. H\u00fan \u00fdmist sleppir spurningum, spyr salinn, l\u00e6tur taka burt sv\u00f6r e\u00f0a hringir \u00ed\u00ad vin. Spurningarnar eru me\u00f0al annars:<\/p>\n
Hversu lengi st\u00f3\u00f0 100 \u00e1ra str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0i\u00f0?<\/i> (Einn valkosturinn er – 100 \u00e1r)<\/p>\n
\u00c1 hva\u00f0a landi voru Panama-hattarnir fundnir upp?<\/i> (Einn valkosturinn er – Panama)<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 h\u00e9t Georg VI a\u00f0 sk\u00ed\u00adrnarnafni?<\/i> (Einn valkosturinn er – Georg)<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0a d\u00fdr eru Kanar\u00ed\u00adeyjar kenndar?<\/i> (Einn valkosturinn er – Kanar\u00ed\u00adfuglar)<\/p>\n
Valt\u00fdr endursegir brandarann \u00ed\u00ad l\u00f6ngu m\u00e1li og er a\u00f0 rifna af hl\u00e1tri \u00e1 me\u00f0an – h\u00ed\u00adh\u00ed\u00ad vo\u00f0a fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 lj\u00f3skan giski ekki \u00e1 auglj\u00f3su sv\u00f6rin… Hlustendur b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a eftir a\u00f0 p\u00f6nsl\u00e6ni\u00f0 komi, \u00fear sem Valt\u00fdri \u00fatsk\u00fdri a\u00f0 lj\u00f3skan hafi ekki veri\u00f0 svo vitlaus – a\u00f0 \u00fevert \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem margir haldi s\u00e9u Kanar\u00ed\u00adeyjar kenndar vi\u00f0 hunda ekki kanar\u00ed\u00adfugla; a\u00f0 100 \u00e1ra str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0i\u00f0 hafi \u00ed\u00ad raun veri\u00f0 meira en 100 \u00e1r; a\u00f0 Panamahattarnir s\u00e9u fr\u00e1 K\u00f3lumb\u00ed\u00adu o.s.frv.<\/p>\n
…en nei! Valt\u00fdr l\u00fdkur brandaranum \u00e1 a\u00f0 flissa yfir vitlausu lj\u00f3skunni sem ekkert viti. T\u00ed\u00adh\u00ed\u00ad, t\u00ed\u00adh\u00ed\u00ad – 100 \u00e1ra str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0i\u00f0 – hmm…. hva\u00f0 skyldi \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa hafa sta\u00f0i\u00f0 lengi? T\u00ed\u00adh\u00ed\u00ad… – Engin afkynning, ekkert!<\/p>\n
Valt\u00fdr Bj\u00f6rn klikkar ekki!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
…er \u00ed\u00ad bo\u00f0i Skonrokks. Valt\u00fdr Bj\u00f6rn segir lj\u00f3skubrandara sem hann f\u00e9kk sendan fr\u00e1 vini s\u00ed\u00adnum. Brandarinn gengur \u00fat \u00e1 lj\u00f3sku sem fer \u00ed\u00ad „Viltu vinna millj\u00f3n“. H\u00fan \u00fdmist sleppir spurningum, spyr salinn, l\u00e6tur taka burt sv\u00f6r e\u00f0a hringir \u00ed\u00ad vin. Spurningarnar eru me\u00f0al annars: Hversu lengi st\u00f3\u00f0 100 \u00e1ra str\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0i\u00f0? (Einn valkosturinn er – 100 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: \u00datvarpsm\u00f3ment dagsins…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/stefan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}